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white wine & ketamine

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>In leaked remarks from a dinner last year, President Trump claimed that the majority of Chinese students in the US were spies, according to US news site Politico. In turn, China has issued a travel warning for the US, telling its citizens to beware of shootings, robberies and high costs for medical care.

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>Nooooooo I suffer in Britain!! How could this be happening! No gf lads! Not enough A-levels to get into Oxford. Wow yikes! Crippling depression...I swear this is not a made-up illness

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you’d do no such thing mate id drag you half conscious round wakefield by the scruff of your neck

Azula.

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lads whats the love island chat

what do i say when the co workers ask me about it

"poo poo in my bum bum"
-Jeremy Theakston

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odd how hostile /brit/ threads are to people dealing with anxiety and panic attacks really

the original femcel

>you got shot in the leg? boo-hoo, someone has had their leg sawn off very slowly and painfully before which means your pain doesn't exist

Got into the peanut M&Ms again

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say you don't watch it because it's shite
normies will have more respect for you than if you try and join in conversations without really knowing what's going on

>"Seen those fucking knobblers on that Love Island or whatever ? MWAHAHA I don't watch shitty reality TV shows like that because I shag and I'm not a puff simple as"

Why are you all such fucking brainlets?

>dealing with anxiety and panic attacks

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dare you say that again

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when you eat a whole packet that says "share size"

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already been exposed as a non-shagger and proto-puff so this wont work for me

tubby bastards

Yes the docters are wrong. In fact all people with mental health issues are simply drama queens. How do i know? I simply don't have any empathy

WATCHING THIS

youtu.be/zbN43ts-HH4

Telling someone to grow up isn't hostile.

>docters

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Morning, /brit/

A pain I know all too well. "Pantry size" indeed...

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off to the mental ward today lachlan?

me: trannies are mentally healthy but gamers are not? cultural marxism much??
also me: im an incel because of my social anxiety, you can find a full descritption in section 4 paragraph 9 of the DMS, it's a legal document veified by professional doctors and psychologists,

ALL YOU FUCKS ARE LITERAL INCEL LOSERS
ME IM TOP OF THE LINE
THE BEST OF THE BEST
PRIMA NOCTA

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Off to the tanning salon

the problem with normalisation of degenerate hobbies and habits is that the next generation has to do something even more degenerate to feel like they're breaking the rules.

repeat ad infinitum until societal collapse

>waaaaaah please give me sympathy teehee I'm anxious and panicky
grow the fuck up

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anyone else getting pissed tonight?

In the land of the virgins, the shagger man is king

is that homealone
*looks at the sink and toilet seat*
hmm no, he's too tall

Nah not Lachie me
It's me Dazza with a D

alcohol is haram mate

how do you deal with drug withdrawal? simple: its just not real!

>belgium
cringe fuck off

litteh

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thinking of booking this dominatrix. thoughts?

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In the next few decades it will be increasingly common for women to have relationships with other women without necessarily identifying as "lesbian." In fact, women will often bounce back and forth between male and female partners like some ludicrous game of Ping-Pong

this is unironically copealone

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rorke spotted

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hot

Sitting alone in the Pub Garden of life de lads

ok thanks for letting us know

this is england

this Belgium lad is fucking well 'ard

less cringe then pretending to have mental health problems as an excuse for your own shortcomings

nah he's said that he has very black hair

someone hat this fool

thats mikey

vile

belgium lad is actually one of us just on holiday in brussels enit

brexit

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same with me so it is

just inhale and exhale oxygen bro

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Lachie here lads. Just had a crumpet for breakfast with my parents.

this is mikey (unironically)

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sugar daddies, open relationships and polyamory will all be more common too

he's in bruges i hope

>belgium
lol cringe fuck off

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is that a toupee?

Just got 80k in funding for being autism lads.

>don't ever talk about your mental health just get over it

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Feeling better? x

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im an atheist

trying to put you off the scent
don't fall for it

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nah it's an elaborate combover to hide his disastrous irish hairline

Momberg and Dadberg in Florence right now. Looks proper peng.

yeah
Getting the train to bruges on the morrow

decent looker ngl easily a 7/10

Might drop a People's Elbow on today's paperwork

me bad want hapa gf now. me sick.

>going to belgium for a holiday
>posting on /brit/ from belgium
oh my

Would you rather have 80k or a girlfriend lads?

seething mental larpers
sort yourselves out instead of looking for excuses

80k cos then i could buy as much sex as i want (the only benefit to gf toil)

how the fuck is blue jam so good?
is there any other radio program to compare to this?

aww its nice
make sure to visit ze alcoves

I'm lying in bed you nonce been out and about all day

>i'm not massively aggressive towards any mention of mental health issues because i'm insecure about my own

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>in belgium

tee hee i do drugs btw

who else looking forward to the American adaption of Peep Show with female leads? :)

80k because i would lose the gf almost instantly whereas it would take a few days for coinbase to release my funds and let me blow it all on crypto

Seeing all my old uni friends finish their masters and I'm a drop out failure. This is suffering

80k piped directly into my mortgage

scoping out gf prospects
doesn't look too good
such is life

for me
it's rejoining tinder only to just match with the same girls I matched with last time

White people are so fake and gullible.
From your poorly feigned smiles to your embarrassing "culture" and "music", you are farce at best and purified evil at worst.
Get lost, we don't want your kind on the planet anymore!

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mental health is important

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felt exactly this recently. grim one that

can instant death be an option?