ITT: Jow Forums in 1909
ITT: Jow Forums in 1909
Just ate an onion. You jealous?
Those devil socialist union organizers want a 5 cent raise. Our mill will go under at this rate.
Everyone loves a jolly fat man as president.
Fuck SLAVS. They are ruining this country. Government should ban their language and finally do something about them, before they destroy this country.
Well congrats on the title, Pittsburgh, but my Cubs will be back in '10.
>all of our usefull colonies have split off
>core thracian lands have been destroyed
>we are an anatolian power now
>the ar*ps are useless
just end us
It's only been a couple months and already we're missing Teddy sorely. Willy has the backbone of a chocolate eclair.
It sure is boring around here.
Damn French GET OUT
Yeah for one thing, we just beat you to the North Pole. Maybe you can try the other one.
Yes Mutter, my ship to Daressalam in Deutsch-Ostafrika is gonna leave soon, gonna open up a farm there. Heil dem Kaiser.
BRITS OUT
They widely suspect he didn't even actually reach the North Pole and just fudged it.
Vladimir Putin bottom right
Just ate an onion. You jealous?
He'd probably like you to come back.
>be black
>in Alabama
>get lynched for even making eye contact with a white woman
Only 85 years until Justin Bieber is born. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>inb4 Romania continues to be a stagnant shithole
Taft was a better president than TR in many ways, but Americans have a fetish for any loud, thundering populist regardless of whether his actual ideas are any good or not.
Not when he tried to defend the Payne-Aldrich Tariff he wasn't.
*is tortured to death*
United Fruit Company denies any responsibility.
Say that to my face, old chap, and not on the telephone, see what happens
pic related
constant smog, mills and cotton factories around every corner, oh boy i can't wait for my aggravated cardiovascular and respiratory illnesses to come along
Stop flooding us with cheap silverwear and wall clocks. You're undercutting our industries.
It could be worse. You could be dying en masse in some kind of war or something.
Apparently I will be in 5 years
Am I the only one who doesn't want to live in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, etc? I wouldn't mind moving from the farm but it's a little hard to breathe from the factory smoke and I don't like getting pick-pocketed every 2 blocks. And the city has way too many Irish, Jews, Russians, and other criminal scum of the Earth.
Gonna score some jungle booty?
>Take the fucking vaccine. Fucking nignogs prefer to keep dying to malaria, yellow fever and smallpox. Ha, I'll show them. Guards, close the street, no one leaves without getting their shot, by force if necessary.
Thought blacks were supposed to be resistant to mosquito-born illnesses since they evolved in Africa.
"user, could you pwease wite your Congwessman and tell him to make it illegal to employ us in cotton miwws? My sister had her fingews chopped off in the machine the othew day."
Them Georgia peaches ain't ripe yet. Get back to me when Harding is president, ladies.
Aw, how sad. I'll give you a candy stick to suck on if it makes you feel better.
Yes we need to stop importing Europe's refuse.
NOOOOOOO! I DONT WANT TO BE JAP*NESE!
Sourcing bananas ethically since 1899.
taft was daft
He was once called "A well-meaning man born with two left feet." Dude didn't even want to be president, he let his wife and brothers talk him into it.
me and the boys gonna jump off a cliff later
Why yes, I do electrocute elephants for the Edison Film Company to prove how dangerous alternating current is! How can you tell?
everybody our age would probably be die over the next decade because of ww1 and the Spanish flu
I mean, after TR anyone was going to be a letdown.