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I was sympathizing with you, dumbo

And fennoswedes in Helsinki steal all the slutty women

finns are so advanced in their sexuality that they sometimes let impotent swedes fuck their women for a laugh and a spectacle

How do I bag a Russian bih

How was that sympathizing?

show them the contents of your wallet

This kind of stuff happens every year and never happens traggedy worth seeing. It's always boring sights of cloudy small towns in the middle of nowhere

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youtu.be/ujTuVrGEBuM

More sanction against them and they will flee through the Atlantic like a jet supersonic.

I thought it was obvious sarcasm

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das a lot of meat

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burned myself bad yesterday and now im going to spend weeks anxious over it getting infected, not fun

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boring

im hungry

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that a collie?

Just ate 3 (three) small frozen burritos because I’m fresh out of fresh meat

What do you mean sarcasm? Which comment?

yes, it is not exciting enuff

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Where do you live?

>sounds reasonable..
It was a sarcastic statement directed towards your mother.

Oh I see. I'm so sorry about that!

u 4real nigga

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No problem, bud.

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Wouldn't mind some fast food.

I’ve never said where I live to /cum/ and don’t plan to

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Got my weekly meal prep done buds. There's something super satisfying about having a big stack of containers filled with stuff you cooked.

what's it like over there in Toronto?

My cousin used to make racial jokes until he started dating a literal octoroon and all of a sudden he starts waxing about Our Common Humanity LOL

My fucking cousin asked me if I've had my first kiss yet in front of my whole extended family. I haven't, so I had to just awkwardly go "no haha".
I'm 19.

posted an $1100 loss trading skillz on the internet today

Do u want a qt :3? She will come to ur comfy bed if you say where. Luv :3

power of the stanky pussy huh

sounds like a fridge full of shitty cold food

are you playing monopoly. fucking kek

wanna fuck?

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I already jerked off once today and I don't plan to for several more hours. Cut it out.

DM me

No

more like Tommy Buttfucker

Wanna cookies and milk.

hehe, i have the edge foolish mortal xD

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And lose my virgin status?

just be yourself

>tfw gay
>tfw these pictures don't distract me in the slightest

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youtu.be/4glaGbyPdTA

>tryna start a process of elimination
>old school honeypot

WOW got these CIAnigz really hot & botherd HUH

same but i'm not gay

she shoulda ditched the top, woulda been way hotter in just her bra or something tight

youtu.be/WAKbpTZaMuQ

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Relax you already. The all imageboards aren't used for the secret service purposes.

dios mio...

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youtube.com/watch?v=_ZcmuKsyvzg

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lol didn't even notice that he's nearly a perfect goblin

first thing I thought of was the anime pic online/neckbeard irl maymay

youtu.be/SiqJY68OMa8

most of it goes in the freezer, take out a container the night before and put it in the fridge to thaw

most of it isn't
the anime pays a lot of lip service to weebshit that you or the people from /brit/ aren't familiar with at all
most of its non nip fanbase are people who say they like it to seem like connaisseurs
;)

"Huh? Someone without a car, an iPhone, own house said something?"

youtu.be/Rb3a_yaV2_g

yeah, it's alright, I used to do it too. I was just being snooty

bitcoin is inconvenient.
i want to buy things the normal way.

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uhh mexicans, can you get your shit together? california already has plenty of shitting on the streets, it doesn't need yours as well.

thx

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Did you know? A police officer is eighteen and a half times more likely to be killed by a black male than an unarmed black male is to be killed by a police officer.

Either way is a win win

Source?

youtu.be/dBp5oRwk7E4

>Either way is a win win

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Caught a baby mouse in my kitchen today. Not a good sign.

what about armed black males? they should be included since police officers are always armed.

get some glue traps

Does he has a crush on Cortez too?

youtu.be/vdy_Qjrx1M8

This is a great point. I've heard some socialist-esque rhetoric at the church I work at (Episcopalian)

They hate peppermint, get some peppermint repellent bags and put them around the house. Even better, it freshens up the smell of home :)

90s boys...

Made a thread

nice bait

Nig nogs

Just call it the Treasonous-Anglican church

ye

top kek

How much astroturfing is taking place on the 'chan?

what's that

>Imperial Beach flooded with shit
Rule, America! America, rule the waves! [of feces]
Americans never, never, never shall be slaves.

I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good, bad, boy

Got coke and lamb shoulder steaks at johnny eagle.

Baby Mouse DO DOO DO DOOTODOO
Baby Mouse DO DOO DO DOOTODOO
Baaabbyyyy MOUSE

Houston football team