Hey buddy what you doing this weekend...

at least I still have my highschool friends I see from time to time. They ain't kidding that real friendship start early. But I really should have networked more in college, dammit

You better get ready for hell because its coming

>forcing this shitty meme

these threads never get old

>watching the big game
I will never understand normies and their infatuation with watching the big game.

>college friendships are usually just a product of the situation
If you think about it, most friendships are like this...this is why older people have little to no friends.

I know someone exactly like this, it's really sad.

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>looks like you have a case of the mondays!! hahaha

this is why shootings happen

It's the only thing they have to look forward to

>coworkers think im weird when i tell them that im going to be doing absolutely nothing all weekend

Gonna quit right on payday and reapply for tism bux

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I only relate to other non-normies but unfortunately i never stay friends with them for very long because they never have their shit together or they're pussies that don't want to accept truths about the world.

Quitting at the end of this month, already have a resignation letter. Going to leave immediately after because I already have another job lined up. Feels okay

9 months left on my contract bois, good luck to you

You don't leave moms basement much do you?

I hear this every Friday by my cubicle

There are about 5-6 Frescos that work in my row

What exactly is a fresco? How do you put up with that shit?

what's the new job?

It's what's in OP's image. Individuals who have fully submitted their lives to their employer and have little to no life outside of work. I have headphones in 90% of the time at work to not listen to that garbage of people whose dreams have ended and wait, painstakingly, for a slow death drawn out over decades

It's seem like a faux pass to even want to hang out with uni friends, because it's assumed that you should, like, already have friends from before you came to uni and you should already be busy all the time on weekends being a mega chad so no time for these new uni acquaintances.

I have a deep appreciation for people who stick to their self at work. Have you ever gotten fucked with by these people as a result of sticking to yourself?

Does this actually happen? Normies hate on those that simply come to work, do their jobs well and go home?

Its really a sympton if white collar jobs/workers

Blue collar is totally diffrent, and often better pay/rewarding if you get into the right trade/union

BUT having worked both types.. let me tell you this.

GROWING UP SUCKS

office politics/cliques are such cancer

bunch of adults who act like high school never ended

lots of bullying and i always get pushed into hearing people talk shit on each other

its so fucking gay

>Hey Good Morning
>Good Morning
>How are you doing today?
>Good you?
>Good, thanks.

every morning.

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The fuck? Wrong. You must be a eurofag

I already do absolutely nothing on the weekdays also

What is this pepe? Is it the pepe version of the pink wojak? I thought there were already pepe's for crashes.

or cause they die, like people do. Im in my late 20s and I have 3 dead friends already, and 3 more who were work/school acquaintances

Are frescos unsuccessful cubicle slaves or can some high performing desk worker (lawyer, banker) be a fresco too?
I know a lot of guys who like to LARP as Patrick Bateman or Gordon Gecko but always feel like that they're Frescos deep down

seriously user how much are you getting paid to spam this shitty forced meme
>inb4 wagie cope, already made it

I listen to books and choose to speak when spoken to. I refuse to talk about politics and religion. My coworkers get giddy at the thought of me speaking my mind about current events, but i continue to withhold my thoughts. I do this because i care more about getting my job done and being professional than exposing my power level to a group of social media addicted normies.

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Mfw working as a Poltard in a SJW environment and hidingy powerlevel

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>bunch of adults who act like high school never ended
What exactly do you mean by that?

High school friends are the best. I'm not even done with college right now but already feel the difference between university friends and high school friends. I don't think you can find a real friend after your teenage years because your life is so boring afterwards and you don't experience so many different things with each other like in high school.
There are exceptions of course. People you meet in the army or business partners for your own company etc. can be just as good because you do so much crazy stuff together.

In college everone wears a mask and the only friendsships I make are shallow drinking buddy and bro tier friendships.

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Probably. Yuropoors have deep roots and don't move away for education or shekels like burgers do

It fulfills their tribal urge for war/conquering.

>fully submitted their lives to their employer and have little to no life outside of work
are you suggesting that there is a whole world outside the office?
How silly can you be.

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i unironically love fresco since i relate to him much more than pepe or wojak.

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What do people do in offices all day ? Only did construction, and even there therz's 3 dudes watching for 2 working. 1 smashing what needs to be in XYZ place, and 1 that laid a pipe or shit for the other guy to whack on

>crack open a cold beer and watch the game

literally every male boomer says this

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everyone has his specific tasks.
for example a restaurant chain's finance office you've got Dude1 registering the invoices and dealing with the cards registering machines, Dude2 sending/receiving the cash and registering every penny in and out and handling the suppliers, Dude3 taking the cash and checks to the banks, and finally Dude4 which is the boss overseeing everything and signing the checks and letters while covering for anyone taking a day off or vacation.

that's a really simple one, bigger companies = bigger teams.

soon, user
soon

Penisnose nigga limit meme isn't funny anymore and forced as fuck

Fucking christ I know this feeling. I am living this right now. God help us

They're childish because they peaked in HS and are trying to relive they're heyday.

>I'm too edgy for mummy

>mfw I always ask the losers at work what they're doing on the weekend
>because I'm always doing fun shit and they're just at home

yes user you're very cool

Thanks user, I appreciate it.
What are you doing this weekend?

>"Hey Fresco got some invoices coming in late this evening, can you stick around until 8pm to get them sorted, I'd do it myself but the wife and I have reservations"
>>Su-sure thing
>"Thanks i owe you one"

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going hangliding off yosemite falls

Been doing this whenever I meet my old primary school mates for fucking years fuuuck.

I’m in my final year of uni and I have no friends at all, only ones that last per class. Literally make a mate in class then once that subject is done for the semester we never speak again, fuck man I should do something about that only got a limited time span left to do this.

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You are me. I also have no girlfriend, I only have a few months left till graduation and I feel I'm going to end up letting it slip away without doing anything. Fuck. At least I have a job lined up upon graduating

He's just so ugly. Wojak and pepe got the designs right

start by not being weak

Going to a renaissance festival with my kids

But we do, user