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Fuck Musk

second for unemployed failure

I used to have a job then I stopped going

el globina

Fuck niggers.

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I put in my two week notice at my warehouse job. I haven't even looked for another one, but I have a few thousand saved so I will be fine for some months.

haha thats so funny because it spells out C.U.M (Just like the penis juice! :D :D)

Stop talking about women
Let's discuss vidya instead

cucking my enemies in mount & blade
they agreed to a truce where I'm just building a massive powerful army to wreck their shit in when I'm finished

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B&R
I think women in videogames ought to be wearing as little as their creator wants

You're gay
No.

I think the only women in video games should be NPCs

Civ saves won't show up, gonna fix this tomorrow

Sure. What do you think of Fortnite Battle Royale season 9?

I want a gamer gf

I do NOT want a gamer gf
Women who play video games are repulsive LOL

IDK
I still play Apex even though it's dying, and kind of makes me mad every time I play

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Civ 5?

I CANT WAIT I NEED TO TALK TO MY THERAPIST RN AAAAAAA

thinking about getting a gf

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this
I mean unless it's VERY casual things that nearly everyone plays like mariokart or something
otherwise it's weird and sickening

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life is way easier as an ugly boy than an ugly girl.

wtf, me too

>falling for the companion jew

yeah
elaborate

Just got a new high quality Tinder match buds :)

It's better today than 50 years ago, because society allows women to have careers

got rejected for a job at an insurance company I applied for

What's the en vogue Phantasy Star Online private server

i'll be ur gf

We live in a society

society puts a more pressure on women to be beautiful. men can get by with good personality and date above their weight. women cannot.

want a wife that I can piss off to the point where she starts breaking shit in my house then I can beat the shit out of her for breaking my stuff

Trying to game a drop cord at work for a weed plug

FIFA?

I've loved civ since a kid, I really want to try civ6 but I hear it's kinda shit :/

refuse to give money to EA

I was rejected from 2/4 PhD programs, but I was accepted to a Master's programs.

I very frequently start writing up VERY high quality posts and then delete them before posting because I imagine them being read out before a judge during some hypothetical future prosecution :)

I fondly remember Civ 3 with huge stacks of units

same
congratulations

stupid spics buying shit on fifa makes EA billions every year, which they use to destroy competing studios.

fucking soccerfags and their stupid, semen slurping sport. It's NOT for me.

Everything after Civ 3 is shit

stay noided

just say ridiculous shit so they think you're cray

dont look at this food

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why do asians season their food so much? cant taste shit but spices

Should I like my teacher's picture? It's a happy birthday post for her kid. She was my teacher 11 years ago and I was a defiant shit that year. Not sure why she added me.

That’s what I do. Anything that’s too real doesn’t make it through my filter so you /cum/buds get almost exclusively schizoposting instead (also schizoposting seeded with Real)

seen better.

Japs don’t. Jungle chinks use a lot of spice because historically they were trying to make their rotten meat palatable.

i only have a phone

FIFA unuronically has more single player content than Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I literally do not play ultimate team but I agree peo who actually spend money on packs are literal idiots.

Also I usually skip a few entries before I get a new game in the series at a discounted price.

just be yourself

what the heck is under the egg

schizoposting is best posting

Post her tits

kys normalfag

looks like cut up country fried steak

Huh?

be urself

Everyone can easily get matches on that, try it, you can't be that ugly

:)

can't stand those kinds of hash browns tbqh

Refuse to believe anyone here couldn't have sex if they actually tried

dead heat here buds we need an impossible triangle tiebreaker STAT

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shitposting on the bus stop

Thanks for making this gender neutral

Someone is CHEATING
SEVERE voting irregularities coming from the Ugly camp
Ugly tryna steak the election :(

Smart and sane + ugly
Physical appearance isn't actually something that matters to me a lot in a relationship, I just want someone to cuddle with and support me

I voted smart sane ugly
You can get used to looks, but I'd hate to be with a crazy or someone 20 IQ points below me

How was work

The body is a physical manifestation of the soul. Smart&Sane(+ugly) doesn’t really exist irl

Just finished eating and gonna sing happy birthday to brother now!

>Physical appearance isn't actually something that matters to me a lot in a relationship

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>I'd hate to be with someone 20 IQ points below me
Welcome to my world LOL
#GeniousProblems

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really makes you think

Not true
Source: I exist

Would you Ulana Khomyuk?

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seriously? that's a 50 year old woman you desperate poor soul

what are american women like?

>You can get used to looks
I don’t think this is true. Maybe I’m just fucked in the head, but I find I get notably less attracted to my gfs over time as I become conscious of all their flaws. As a result, I try to shoot significantly higher than my bare minimum to provide a bit of cushion as they inevitably slip. And this is for the months timescale, to say nothing of the havoc wreaked by age over the course of a marriage.

salty coins and bag milk

Hey /cum/: Do you consider yourself a forgiving person?

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Why do musicians write and sing about being sad and lonely regular working person when they sell their music and eat burritos out of a microwave the rest of the time and are mostly in a relationship with a hot lady somewtimes another artists of some kind?

Milk in bags comes in three bags, enclosed in a bigger bag
Then you buy it and take it home in yet another plastic grocery bag (bag of bag of bags of milk)
It meets its end in this cruel world in a black garbage bag, to be surrounded by other bags in the bagville landfill

No. I’ll hold my grudges til I’m dead

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I'm too forgiving most of the time, I tend to be a pushover.

be more fast
thx

This is a good song
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Probably the one thing I miss most about having roommates is stealing their food

Fuck you

Swiper no swiping!

meh