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Morning LitBro

It was a meme you goddamn autist.

And now you post that?
I volunteerly removed my post because i found it offensive above the banter.
Dont take it personally, im drunk too

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>not having the balls to stand by your words

do you drink all day erryday?

How bad is Helsinki?

>wanting to great completely useless shitstorm this early

Clearly i made some anyways

repent

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Morning

Iv tried to slow it down. nowdays i drink usually 2-3 times a week, usually small amounts like a shot of whisky or quality beer.

Sometimes i just get 2x24 pack of a chepeast beer and test my limits.
I really got no schedule.
Debends which part of that you are.
East is pretty terrible if not including coastal area, besides that and some north-east its pretty comfy capital.

Interesting, I have a turbulant relationship with alcohol too. Drinking beer I can usually pace myself and stop at 3 beers or so, but one shot and it’s gonna end 20 hours and 1 liter of vodka later. Lately I’ve been able to keep it only to once a week so I’m quite proud of myself, also stopped drinking when hungover, because the rebound is simply not worth it

I can't take sobriety

Just imagine being addicted to various mind altering substances lol

I dunno, sobriety is great, but then you figure you could feel even better

don’t need to imagine

I’m so anxious that I always feel nauseous and can barely eat, at least I’ll lose some weight this way

Anxious about what?

ur mom

haha lol

ask Jesus for help
but you wont do that because of your le atheist enlightenment, wont you?

>(((jesus)))

I once went to a Jehovah's Witnesses meeting.
I've never felt so welcome anywhere in my entire life. Was actually somewhat tempted to go there again.
Shit that they're preaching is a bit too much for me, though.

>Matthew 11:28-30. “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”
He is offering you all you want, but many troubled people here won't come to him just because:
>lel worshipping kike on a stick
God is 1, and he just chose to be Jesus in Israel, if he would have been born somewhere else like germany or norway, you would find some fault with that too.
What is more, Jews themselves rejected Jesus, so according to people's logic they should like Jesus more, mainly because Jews hate him.

I talked with them, but they are lost.
What they believe:
>Hell doesn't exist
>ppl dont have souls
>bad people dont go to hell, just *poof* disappear

I have it the other way around, when I'm anxious I'm likely to eat quite a lot. At least I lost weight anyway but it seems to have plateaued.

You’re the same guy who became a Christian after seeing shemales on acid? I used to believe as a kid, but there is no way I can believe in a God now, I simply don’t see the proof, of course I don’t deny that practicing religion can make your life better

>You’re the same guy who became a Christian after seeing shemales on acid?
I did shrooms and saw devil faces laughing at me from every direction, when i closed my eyes i saw spikes coming out of every corner, females with penises yes.
So I started praying and got delivered from the trip in 15mins or something.
Trip takes usually 6 hours, so what happened definitely was supernatural

>just become religious bro
Great advice!

This, but unironically.

(((abrahamists))) must die

Paganism is cringe!

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Ah yes, it's the "arguing about religions day" on /balt/ again.

Why is that bad? I always join in these ones and I LARP as a pagan or a zealous catholic depending on the situation

based and (hopefully) soberpilled

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lol jew prez

robertaaas, come out and plaayay

>pagan or a zealous catholic depending on the situation
Peak lithuanianism, tbqh.

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Oy vey

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atleast he is independent... right????????????

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Arguments for following Christ:
>purpose in life
>life after death
>no guilty conscience
>everything you need is given to you by your daddy Jesus
>healthy long life

Arguments against following Christ:
>lol ew hes a jew....

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there are no bears in lithuania, ur pic is invalid.

that’s not arguments

fuck off teutonic nigger

that is
Oh yeah forgot to add pride is one of the reasons.
I just want you to be safe user, you don't need to be constantly angry and terrified. Just turn your heart to Jesus and let him work miracles in your life.

All actual Lithuanians are Catholic, user. The rest are either swamp-dwelling samogitian subhumans, or russhits. Which of these two are you?

Yra studijuojančių vdu čia?

fuck off subhuman

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Fuck off from my country, swampnigger, russhit or whatever else you are.

>t. pole

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'sup, pole.
You should go back.

Tut tut tut, cucktholic, both anger and pride are sins.

if Jesus was born in Lithuania, would you believe in him?

I might care, if I was Catholic. Or religious at all.

Tfw most tittiest colleagues wearing see through blouses

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paganism has been a religion of baltic people for thousands of years, GDL reached it's peak under paganism. Everything went downhill after christianity

>planning out a trip with friends next weekend
>making sleeping arrangements
>there's only one shared room with separate beds
>jokingly say to my friend that at least it'll be easy to have a foursome or swap wives
>for a split second before he sees I'm joking I can see him getting excited about it
nu pizdėc

>Everything went downhill after christianity
correlation does not imply causation

And for those same thousands of years we were the illiterate, mudhut-dwelling niggers of Yurop. Coincidence? I think not.
GDL reached its peak by incorporating culturally, economically and intellectually superior peoples into their state, not because of some unga-bunga bonfire dancers. With the rate Orthodoxy and the Ruthenian language gained influence and paganism unable to compete, if not for Catholicism separating us from Ruthenians, there'd be no Lithuania today, only Litva.
Everything went downhill when we obviously overextended and our eastern neighbors finally managed to recover from the mongol yoke. Religion was irrelevant, unless you're the type of retard who believes that capricious thunder daddies decide the fate of nations. Though considering that you're pagan, you probably do.

>Yes Jesus is my lord, what gave it away?

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Well there probably is one in Samogitia.

Jesus it's so horrible being not inebriated

have a smoke

I don't have cigs

Kaip čia taip?

Nerūkau :(

whos the arcatect of this shit show and why is you all still role play7ing

Pats metas pradėti.

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cope

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Actually the most recent sighting was near Molėtai. Samogitia had one last year, but bears mostly wander in from Belarus.

fucking degenerate

Belarusians confirmed for the real liths after all.

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Prieš daug metų užsidėjus prezervatyvą jis raukšlėjosi ir smuko. Nuo to karto niekad jų nenaudojau. Vakar teko vėl. Vos užmoviau ir truputį spaudė. Tai čia dabar gaunasi, kad bybis užaugo ar aš kažkokių vaikiškų prezervatyvų nusipirkau?

>gandonai
Geras gojus.

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atsipalaiduok bsk ku cia svaigsti

kodėl manai, kad mes buvom kultūriškai, ekonomiškai ir intelektualiai prastesni už kitus? pagal ką tai matuoji?

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Why is Wilno so pathetic?

Bet kodėl?

cus its infested with slavshits

I never had one sliver of thoughts of the baltics and i do not have any interest in doing so.

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Kalbant apie cigaretes ka tik surūkiau paskutinį savo kamelį, rūkiau apie mėnesį, ko tikėtis?

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Ak taip, "paskutinį", taip kaip ir praeitą kartą kai sakei, kad mesi ir vėl nusipirkai pakelį.

>I never had one sliver of thoughts of the baltics and i do not have any interest in doing so.

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Gerai virai laikas surimtėti. Koks šansas, kad baisiai kosėsiu ir apsivemsiu, jeigu esu nerūkantis?

Nulinis.

Nusipirkau tik išgėręs, šį savaitgalį negersiu. Vėliau geriant vėl aišku pirksiu, bet reik nustot bent negeriant rukyt

Visai nesi bandęs? Nerukyk visos, jeigu jauti, kad blogai, paimk porą dūmų ir užgesink. Tas galvos sukimasis net nėra maloniausia rukymo dalis

>Pažvelkite į mama, aš ją vėl paskelbiau

>look at the mom, I announced her again
what did he mean by this?

Google translate sucks, it was
>Look mom, i posted it again