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Banger

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Got banned from my favourite subreddit for calling someone a nigger

having a poo

Got a bit burnt at the tanning salon lads. Shall have to be more careful next time.

wtf happened with posting lads

Fuck England and fuck the UK

GOOKMOOT

howling
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More like this?

Hello lads.

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How many minutes did you do

Listening to true crime podcasts again lads

Feel like it's very low brow entertainment desu but so easy to get gripped by

which one lad
used to listen to podcasts on serial killers all the time but I barely remember any of it

Woke at 5am this morning. Couldn't get back to sleep. Watched the end of the Mets/Dodgers game. Long toil day ahead lads

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Hello.

wonder how many pumps I'd be able to do before getting pulled off

Why are Irish posts always so shit? Never anything worthy of discussion or even interest

Coming from THAT flag?!?

that was a wonderful moment of silence
pity it didn't last forever

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national kick a tranny in the head day

got unfairly jannied on another board this morning lads

i bet the rap though, as expected

Not bad 4channel being down
More time to shag weehee

Got asked today at the bus stop if I have a needle.

>he's back

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you cunts literally post inane shitposts that nobody replies to except for other aussies.

would like to be able to sing katyusha but russian is just such a weird tongue-tying language

State
Melbourne?

Any shagless man in?

gott strafe england

Ah yes fair dinkum mates this is quality

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Queensland.

england must pay for their crimes against the irish

Edge to involution and then think about everything you were pondering in the moments leading up to the edge and then parallel the frame of mind then with the frame of mind just after cresting the edge.

Do this until you get what you want out of life since involution allows you to keep your semen in.

need a new jacket lads post inspo

oi same

wanna meet up and give each other one?

why is this making me laugh so fucking much
i can just imagine you standing there awkwardly while a bogan druggie tries to get a needle from you despite telling him no repeatedly

how awkward was it?

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Vietnonce is a Trekkie.
Thailad is a technophile.
See where I'm going with this?

reckon if i made a new religion i could convert the entire world to it we had 2 christmases

imagine how much we would improve society if we spent less time talking about women's rights.. and more time discussing women's wrongs...

trannies are so easy to hate because they’re so fucking ugly lol

Why didn’t the junkie just get a needle from Boots or the junkie dispensary place

Why would some virgin freak have a needle?

The answer to 1920 is 2020.
See where I'm going with this?

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I'll be more than one hour late at toil. toilberg won't like this one bit

ever accidentally gotten very drunk and then had to interact with someone and try to act as sober as possible?

they should give junkies needles coated in cyanide
would sort this heroin problem out quick enough

It was a bit awkward. It was some Asian women. I'd seen her on the bus trip up to my Art group.

so hard to find porn from the 1920s, and even when you do it's that weird silent nosferatu shit

Porn was the first visual medium to have sound and colour

Keep thinking i want to die lads.

Glad that it's winter now. Lots of qts around wearing full black and nice coats

>virgin freak
I doubt any of the Aussies here are actual virgins. See where I'm going with this?

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don't worry you will one day

one of my coworkers is 29 and in the same entry level job as me and has the gall to berate and curse at me if I don’t do certain things in the job.

aye but conversely when it's hot there are qts around wearing short dresses

You take it like the dog you are

good morning you fucking cunts

maybe you should stop ballsing it up then you thick irish twat

well we all had a chance to start a ww3 in 2014
tsk, what could've been...

>I'd seen her on the bus trip up to my Art group
oh you're too cute, aussieanon

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>Glad that it's winter now.
>late afternoon over there
It really is like you people are on another planet altogether.

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I could probably report him to hr but I don’t bother
the thing is he never says anything in person, only over text chat. So I just ignore his messages. If he has the balls to confront me in person I’d tell him to shove it up his hole.

just got called a dosser on Morecambe beach

aye

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee arright mick

wish you'd fuck off schizy

I do everything fine but theres one job we have to do which is just pointless data entry and I can’t be arsed doing it if I have other shit to do. He’ll work 2 hours after his shift doing it if he cant get it done and expects me to do the same

Starting to feel sad again living with my parents & this is only day two.

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not schizo you sunburnt nonce
be quiet

does anyone know any wars where the bad guys lost

snap

you'll be alright lachie

Very diverse thread :) exactly what I want from a thread focused on the culture of a specific nation

shut the f*ck up

give me your address right now bastard

Fucking hell you “lads” are retarded as fuck, it’s a wonder half of you even made it this far. What the fuck is wrong with the Australians? Total mongrels 2bh

Crimea river, the Jews are the only people that are allowed to start world wars.

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in a sane society you’d be locked in a padded cell

called casefile, hundreds of 'em now. They're very well researched... ominous background music can be a bit much tho

shouldn’t have forced us to speak your language then

need to be sexually assaulted on a train (by a girl)

/arenige/ looks like a grown up version of reviewbrah

why

Proud of my heterosexuality and the accomplishments of my fellow heterosexuals

cringe

if it was up to me then people like lachlan would be sent to the middle of the outback

Fuck now there's stuff coming out of my eyes. The benzos aren't working lads.

kosher bitches pussied out, they have too many shit to lose

london simulator testing sesh

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What the fuck are you on about you mad cunt. Are you crying or are your eyes bleeding?

Just visited my mate in the mental ward

Slag

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“Let’s have a chat about Ivan Milat”

If I have to listen to one more Billie Eilish meme I’ll body the next cunt I see and go on a murderous rampage

got a small willy that needs to be sat on

>benzos

CRINGE & BLUEPILLED

You want a hole in your head, Bruce?

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wouldn't mind sticking my Ivan in her milat if you know what I mean

>25
>doesn’t know how to drive
Deary me