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wholesome edition

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tfw no mommy gf

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>yeah I CC’d my tok to the bakery, the coffee shop, and the liquor store today, how could you tell?

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Wholesome like this poll!

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>tfw no mommy gf

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RCMP please stop

Go away I already voted

I need excuses to spam /u/ pics

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excellent edition

>Jow Forums

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Nothing wholesome on that board

Reminder

It's 3 am
why you nibbas up?

>Nothing wholesome on that board

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its barely almost 2 am

>Mountain Time

It is 5am, stupid idiot.

Been texting my ex’s best friend all night and told her the entire story of my relationship in which i had my heart so completely and utterly broken I still haven’t really recovered.

you a seattle man? or cali

washington
not seattle tho

Howdy neighbour

KYS NORMALFAG

relax (and i'm not a normalfag either)

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>KYS NORMALFAG

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Based gif, didn’t open your link though

woah
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IT’S MY LIFE

>start remembering the great replacement
>feel sad again

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>>start remembering the great replacement
>>feel sad again

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>>start remembering the great replacement
>>feel sad again

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I really want to pound some white-washed, black boypussy. Am I the only American like this? Technically this would be reverse cucking black people

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self-quote ree

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>All the lonely people
>Where do they all come from?
>All the lonely people
>Where do they all belong?

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tenants still haven't even gotten the chance to till the fields because of how much it's been raining

>Maximum allowed video duration is 120 seconds.

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why does /sci/ love this shit

You rent out farm land?

>Corrupted file or unsupported file type.
ok now its just getting annoying

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yeah

>cringy sexpat is here
time to go to sleep then ig

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it's funny

>mitch mcconnell says he would fill scotus seat in 2020
>Smirking trying not to laugh as he says it

You knew this could happen but it doesn't make it any less ridiculous that he actually said it.

How many acres you got bud

Can you gift me a plot?
Just enough for a trailer rocking chair in front of it

Feeling super depressed now. Going to get some comfort food and lay down and read until I pass out.

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100 tillable. not that much relatively speaking

Kys

Not bad could be worth a lot in the right area
You an inheritance babby?

it's a pretty decent location. right on the outer edge of the city limit and still not to far from some of the developed parts. yes though, my grandfather bought it in the 50s.

So can ya gift me a lil piece o land or not
How far away is the nearest Taco Bell?

people with chinese wives should not be allowed in the senate, let alone on the supreme court

Anyone care to weigh in on this?
We’re in a dead heat AGAIN

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You got 100 acres off your GRANDAD? What's the original size of all the plots together? I have about 30 cousins total so I can't even imagine getting a reasonable inheritance.

Not going to disagree w. you

nah
the nearest one is about a 15 minute drive. there's a trailer park within walking distance to it if you're interested though.

>someone from my high school class on Tinder
>she’s looking Really good now
>open her Instagram, she had a kid
oh well LOL

I voted
Have had enough crazy for now
Much rather have a good DUMBASS gf

Absolutely Based

A woman needs to give you pussy and cook.
Don’t need no smart ass for that.

for me? it's a girl in her mid-twenties, hardly fluent in English, and uneducated. that way I can beat the shit out of her without her knowing any better.

Ummm crikes don’t be a wife beater

Based

>he doesn’t beat his wife

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"honey, take out the gar-"

*THWACK*

Based

My newest upload has received 0 views so far

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>that way I can beat the shit out of her without her knowing any better.

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Yesterday I told my GF that she should argue with me respectfully and said
>Just get a fucking Filipina gf then she will do whatever you fucking want and suck your dick every night
Whew

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wtf i need a flip gf now

I think she’s mad because you earn more than her simply because of your passport

I run into this problem will I actually, lots of haterz but it is what it is. Not my fault Taiwanese people make very little money desu... Can't imagine working for less than 60k a month.

She’ll learn :)

>$720,000/year
la di dah

The point I'm trying to make is that you could make that much working at McDonald's and living at your mom's house but that's considered a pretty decent job for a lot of Taiwanese people. It's absolutely a very low amount of money to be making for a western person.

maybe if ur a sr vp at goldman sachs lol

The minimum wage really is ridiculous here
22k
That’s not even 700USD

Then again, work minimum wage, rent out a shit shack for 6k, utilities another 1000 maybe.
And you can just live in toesucc paradise with 15k spending money each month.
More than enough for food and the occasional splurge at a restaurant

What is that, 700 monthly?

Yeh

It's enuff for the necessities yeah
Enuff to get on the succ train not wrong mi amigo

>Enuff to get on the succ train

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succin toes = succin clits = succin cock

Chugga chugga chugga chugga
CHOO CHOOOOO

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sneeeeeeeeed

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ice cream:
0-4 ya
5-9 na

going to anyway because FUCK satan

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My roomate is really getting on my nerves tbqh
So I woke up a little earlier than usual yeah? I figured hey since I'm supposed to wake up in an hour, why not screw around for a little while? I pull out my oldass electric guitar, and its pretty damn quiet without an amplifier. I still had my loudass fan running because its hot as fuck in my room, and me playing my shitty guitar is mostly being drowned out by it. So tell me, how is it that someone on the other side of the house could hear it through the wall over my god damn fan. After I left for the commute I get a text bitching about how I was "too loud" and it "kept him up". I get that he's a really light sleeper but fuck me it seems everything cam wake him up if it louder than a needle dropping. I think I need to move out

Text back you’ll cum in his ears the next time

loss of sleep due to someone else is grounds for violence

He wakes up to literally fucking everything, even shit like someone shuffling in their bed or the ice machine doing its magic for a second wakes him up and he bitches all the god damn time about it and no one else can catch a break

buy him some ear plugs. they take some getting used to, but they're a godsend for light sleepers.

t. light sleeper who had noisy roomates

**also, you can get a dozen for like two dollars at just about any convenience store

I mentioned this but he flat out fucking refuses to because hes still hardwired to needing to hear everything going on or else he cant sleep because apparently he still believes we're going to be raided at night even though we have a security system and strong locks and live in a nice neighborhood
Theres no winning this unless I move out