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Las Malvinas son malviscos en el chocolate de Argentina

Las Malvinas son las viñas que crecen de Argentina

Un poema de /lat/

there's not much between the two teams

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una vela?

For me it's Azula.

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Does /brit/ still discuss politics?

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argentina es el puto de mierda del mundo

Listening to the cranberries

Until Diego flies off the handle and starts bashing people for talking about politics rather than talking solely about him, sure.

[blues playing in the background]

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once leftypol shows up its all thats talked about

hate how pathetic I've become since getting a gf
plnning my escape and hoping I've got the balls to go through with it

You're fucking stupid. No one is talking about him untill you just mentioned him nor has he ever whined about people talking about politics. I can only assume you are diego because you bring him up for no reason what so ever.

hhmm yes, my written-off crypto holdings coming back, net wealth up to £60k de lads

>untill
Alri Diego?

baby gonna cry??
*punts her dusty fanny into the stratosphere*

blog on you uninteresting cunt

auntie and uncle are rounds lads

looks like it'll be another day of literally not leaving my room at all and dying of thirst hahaha

>I can only assume
blog on

shut-in triggered lmaoooo

On this day in British History

>1660 – English Restoration: Charles II is restored to the throne of England, Scotland and Ireland.
>1780 – American Revolutionary War: At the Battle of Waxhaws, the British continue attacking after the Continentals lay down their arms, killing 113 and critically wounding all but 53 that remained
>1798 – United Irishmen Rebellion: Between 300 and 500 United Irishmen are executed as rebels by the British Army in County Kildare, Ireland
>1914 – The Ocean liner RMS Empress of Ireland sinks in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence with the loss of 1,012 lives.
>1954 – Diane Leather became the first woman to run a mile in under five minutes with a time of 4 minutes and 59.6 seconds at the Alexander Sports Ground, Birmingham, UK.
>1982 – Falklands War: British forces defeat the Argentines at the Battle of Goose Green.

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yeh triggered by how uninteresting you are

my lunch will look like this

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Started at 08:00 and only done 20mins of work.
Fuck this job and fuck you.

haha alri

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Got a WordPress for us to follow, pal?

How did it make you pathetic?

kek same
in at 6 and all I did was send a few email. Office does be empty till around 10ish so I just take her handy.
now im just browsing the web

he's too much of a showman

So who does the Falkland belong to

ooh ur hard

Some of my IRL friends are pathetically pussywhipped
They never learn

>does be empty
state

No, I’m poor. That’s why I have to suffer this shit.

I'm not allowed to go out with mates, she checks all my texts and im not allowed any social media i have to share hers

I’m not your internet friend

>pussywhipped
Sounds hot

reckon God gave us bums for pooing not for shagging just my take

imagine pretending to be so cucked by this imaginary girlfriend for attention on the internet

whats ur job

would have loved it if at my previous job i could have got away with doing fuck all for hours. instead i was hooked to a headset and phone from 9 till 5

Have emptied mine bollocks twice this evening

Does she make you wear a dog collar?

just reported this comment to stonewall

Hot

asked the gf what she would do if she had an inordinately large sum of money and no outstanding personal or family issues to worry about.
her idea was basically creating a system of indentured servitude for all the impoverished people and forcing them into labour on a plantation owned by her for their own benefit, essentially modern serfdom with her as some sort of Duchess.
had a good laugh at her expense trying to play it off as being for the common good.

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>Have to work 13 days straight
Very tempted to use pto but I am trying to save it up to do something for 9 days

Arse bandit on a building site.

no she made me wear a kimono and gag ball in bed once

Kokoro katsu curry?

downloaded a leaked set a minute ago and was going through the slightly underwhelming content when i stumbled across a video of the lady getting her doggo to lick her puss and arse by applying a sauce

he's a person who divides opinion

Haha lucky you

that's pretty fucked
worst for me is I've become super lazy when it comes to exercise.

Comeuppance comes swift

Not me.
I can make anyone like me then if I feel like it can make then feel any other way about me.

Unironically all signs of controlling, abusive behaviour. She's gonna stab you when you try to leave.

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Sort of feel pity for people who grew up middle or upper class and got it all handed to them.
Cant help but notice how it turns them into these bizarre bleeding hearts who think people should just be given shit.
They say extremely shortsighted emotionally based retarded shit all the time too.
Mental how people like this can go their entire life without actually knowing how the world works.
You know what I mean lads?

Is dyslexia real?

yeah npcs mate

Just took the Galloway pill

>Playing Yakuza 3
>Downloading Yakuza 4 and 5
>Arrived in the post today, Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year edition

Considering getting Resident Evil 4 for the PS4, might be comfy

Girls like that ALWAYS cheat, they're projecting their insecurity

wish there was a Jow Forums rule against being a fucking bore

How did the coleslaw get from your plate in to your mouth?

no, but a friend recommended /brit/ as a more current platform for blogging

;^)

this is correct she’s suspicious of you because she’s thinking about what she’d be doing in your shoes

I dipped my chicken into it like sauce

nowt to fucking eat in the house

¿Celosos de los toros blanco?

theres a fat ugly man itt with dark brown skin

people who grew up hard live life on easy mode. Literally given character and drive for free.
Don't need to learn lessons consciously just pick it all up throguh osmosis.

Whipepo b like
>dis sex too spicy!

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female bodies are magic and should be feared

You deserve to be honor killed by your father disgusting pedophile shriveled cock freak

Become one of the 47%

pero soy el toro blanco....quien tu eres? kara boga tal vez jajajaja

Life's so mixed up as of late

fuck off you cunt

just took the dogpill

Most people on the planet would say the same about Americans

Got a bogey in my nose that's making me constantly on the verge of sneezing

>red paper cups
>route 66
>shake shack

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Stop trying to deflect you fucking mentally deranged pedophile tranny freak, the majority of the planet would murder you on sight

And stop pretending you’re british, you’re a fucking paki, you can’t be british if you’re not white you diarrhea skin fucking shit ape

how do I make more money?

thoughts on modern art?

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aren't pakis made up tho?

steal from work

What am I getting from Gregg's lads

Anyone want a fish?

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you guys call undies pants
do you even have a word for generic things you wear on your legs over your underwear?
no idea how to word a post i was writing because of this

thinking of all the estrogenic chemicals leeching into that water from the plastic bags

humans are so fucked up and the earth would be better off if the dinosaurs had never gone extinct

irish people are naturally the best singers on earth

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>you guys call undies pants
stopped reading here, no i don't.

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not I
I’ve got a horrible voice

contemporary* art

Clean, simplistic and daring. I actually quite like most modern art. Think it sums the times of modern society well. Landscape paintings are dead because of photography, portraits are dead because of cameras and phones, what else is there?