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>be 30 year old boomer-alpha of tribe
>Grug offspring Zoom-Zoom refuse to hunt or gather food since drinking from long-nose tribe's beansprout-tainted watering hole
>now only wants to buy cryptoberry from long-nose tribe instead of investing in rock market
>Zoom-Zoom hardly sleep and now play Rocknite all through night
>Grug decide to take offspring Zoom-Zoom to uncle cave so he play with godson Apu while Grug flatten grass
>hope savage little Apu can make Zoom-Zoom man again, give him strong hand
>Zoom-Zoom no play with Apu and just sit in corner
>Grug decide to go mow anyway. Hope things get better
>Grug suddenly hear screaming
>see brave little Apu bring fresh caribou to cave for him and Zoom-Zoom to eat
>Grug hope Zoom-Zoom scream from excitement over tasty caribou
>go to cave
>Zoom-Zoom wet himself with yellow coward water
>Zoom-Zoom still crying while begging to go back to own cave so he can buy more cryptoberry from long-nose tribe
>me in disbelief
Why Zoom-Zoom no be more like little Apu? How Grug stop Zoom Zoom from buying cryptoberry from long-nose tribe? How me get him to hung again and invest in rock market?
Rock Market
Zoom-Zoom right. I had big vision! Rock market eaten by bear! Big nose tribe set it loose!
No... This can't am being true... Can it? Bear are not big enough to eat all rock market... Can they?
>investing in cryptomud
Almost worse than investing in long nose cryptoberry.
this original cave painting?
big good
It go BOOM! I tell you BOOOM!
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Me zoom zoom smart. Invest in cuberock not shitrocks like berry.
WHO STOLE MY C-C-CARIBOU!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw ate all the cryptoberries
My son also drink from berry water. What do?
Uncage the dinos
JUST UNGA MY BUNGA
Me face
Roach clan borrowed lots of berries from pale skin tribe and promised to pay back in orange berries. Orange chieftain say 1 orange berry worth 15 roach berries instead of 10 like before. Roach clan only pick roach berries. They can't pay back pale skin tribe. Pale skins berry lenders are broke. Pale skin rock markets crashing now.
Krug think this cave scribbling underrated
Me have similar problem. How me stop Roach clan and Wet Back tribe from stealing our meat and bitrocks?
natives from dream snake grogo nick emu crate. i sort cunts out with king hit.
Fucking kek