ITT: we google our former high school classmates to see where they ended up

Well, we don't have one dollar bills here. The smallest we have is for a five, so at least she'll be making slightly more

How do you know this stuff? Facebook?

I still have them on Facebook.
>girl I liked still lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, she married and has 2 kids
>one girl is a florist like she wanted to be, doesn't have any pictures but I suppose she's still ugly
>the guy really into politics did a 180 and switched from the socialist party to the far right, got elected at the regional counsel but bet on the wrong horse and will have nothing when the next elections come around
>the dumb nice guy works for Michelin, has a wife and a kid
>the bimbo is now fat
>the smart ugly duckling girl hasn't moved town but has a bf way hotter than her
Nothing interesting really

Do you have an idea how much some women crave attention? I would say that as much as 15% of strippers genuinely enjoy their job.

#1: joined the army, was deployed to the Middle East, now focused on becoming a policeman

#2: civil engineer, still with the same gf he had back in HS

#3: artist of some renown, has had his art exposed in some modest galleries

#4: accountant

I went to a strip club and got a dance off a girl I knew who was really good friends with my brother.

Few weeks later my brother, mother and I were shopping in the city and she bumped into him.

They started small talking and doing the whole oh what you up to know routine, she said she was working in theatre and then she said her goodbyes

Then I told my brother and mother she was a stripper and I got a dance off her and he didn't believe me

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>people 2-3 years younger than me are now married with kids

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combination of facebook, linkedin (only the profiles I can watch without logging in), the odd public instagram profile, and some of the more notable people have their own websites, interviews, etc.

Why would you tell your mother that?

Also, jock guy is now a Major League Baseball pitcher. I'm not mad, tho, because he wasn't a dickhead like some other jocks.

Because it's funny. My mother is pretty down to earth, she also knows I went to a prossie in Amsterdam and gave me condoms as a joke before I went

Was friends/got friendzoned by a girl in high school, and she left when we were 16 and then a year later had a baby to her shithead boyfriend
She was also a druggie ho though so that's to be expected I guess

I was bummed out when I discovered at least two of the athletic, Christian Stacys who were really sweet to me married non-Chads. Though to be fair, I was too beta to ever ask them out.

I don't remember a single one of my schoolmate's full names, and didn't pay for the graduation photo with the names so I wasn't included or receive one. I also don't have facebook or intention to make one. If you google my name there's literally not a single true hit. I am a ghost.

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They're all successful. One cutey who had a crush on me and her twin became doctors. And another qt who stalked me throughout highscool is married, has a son, and is a psychologist. Thinking of killing myself

I deleted almost all of them years ago, don't know and don't fucking care. Only 2 guys left that I still hang out with, ultra bros that i'd take a bullet for

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22 here

Most of the girls have kids now, many single moms

same, except I don't work, don't claim anything, and have moved in and out of the country many times. Apart from my parents address which I use for my bank account, government literally would not know where to start looking if I just packed a bag and walked away

I don't have any form of social medip to know all that info but here's what's up with my HS football mates:
QB: works for a g*rm bank and is about to buy a house
WR: studied law, created a firm and broke
MLB: failed industrial engineering and is two years away from graduating as an engineer in renewable energy.
DE: civil engineer, traveled as erasmus to France and came back only to do wack jobs.
FS: studied electrical engineering, traveled to France as erasmus, quit his career and opted to become a technician. Living quite a comph life.
MLB (vet): Joined the air force.
DL: bacame a nurse and now works in a high tier hospital for gringos here.
DE(me): a few months away from getting my degree as a medic. Currently on social service.
Folks at my team thought of me as a slow mf and said I'd become a philosopher or some shit like that. I got a >9/10 global.

Same

it doesn't matter user
if you don't want a kid don't have one

I'm happy for the "loser".

is football (handegg) big in mexico?

At the time I played it was an underground sport exclusive for state universities HS, state unis and priv unis.
About a year ago a couple of businessman integrated a professional league drafting players and all kinds of stuff.

rude
you should choose my side, we're in this together

I already know one of them shot a man in a department store parking lot ~20 times with a shotgun and went to jail for life, im 21 and that shit happened like 2 yrs ago, he didnt even kill the guy kek

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You mean divorced or never had a man to begin with?

>Stacy who bullied me in primary school got into unwanted pregnancy with her bydlo bf
>Fatass who bullied me in high school had cancer treatment and got one of his testicles removed

Somehow, despite of me being a total loser, people who were mean to me once usually have something bad happening to them later.

The faggot who tried to bully me and get me fired in my previous job got himself fired instead.

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27 years old here. Can't remember my classmates names at all. Never knew them to begin with.

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Went to best high school in the country so I'm still in touch with pretty much everybody I knew who stayed in Paris, they're all either attend top schools and/or leeching off huge family money

Just checked up on an old friends twitter from 2016, and the cover photo is a meme photo of me from like year 8, the actual fuck

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attending*

I know that the father of one of my classmates died.

Note to self: be nice to polish posters

There is a substantially high probability that the nudes of one or more former middle and high school acquaintances are available online.
Probably even porn actresses. Imagine finding that a girl you knew in your teenage years is now doing porn.

How do people who were homeschooled survive desu?

Weird looking ayy lmao (but qt) Stacey who didn't pay attention to me got multiple sclerosis and is probably dead by now, I saw her walking like a retard many years back. I can't google her for aforementioned reasons but it's a comforting thought.

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>mfw that one kid has a county jail record for aggravated sexual battery

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>no images of former classmates in this thread
How disappointing

Henri IV?

I went to 5 different schools plus 2 uni's. Too many names to google.

I can't remember any of their name.

none of them is rich so I guess they all lost the game

>How do people who were homeschooled survive desu?
I know several homeschooled kids. They're not only normal, they're smart and taking university level classes in high school.

poor girl

All of my old teamspeak friend group have either tried to kill themselves (in some cases succeeding), got addicted to drugs, dropped out of college, or just generally been fuck-ups, usually multiple of those

Can't really find any of them since its been so long, but one guy is a prop maker now. Neat

>tfw i paid for the graduation pic but didnt receive it to this day
Its been 3 years

>move abroad
>lose contact with friends
>google close friends one night
>best mate married and he looks 10 years older than me
>first sweetheart national scale sex scandal
guess i turned up alright in the end

>they're all married with kids in the same town where they grew up. Most didn't even go to college

>tfw my classmates forgot to print my name on our graduation shirts
I never felt more irrelevant

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Everyone wants kids. Life is meaningless without them and you'll have a miserable existence if you dont.

It's impossible to be unhappy if you have kids, unless they like die or something

>A couple of the biggest losers are completely unfindable online.
What does OP mean by this?

he is self projecting.

yes