/brit/

lived here for 7 months and made no friends except work pals (zzzz) went to a meetup off meetup.com for people in their 20's and have only been to 2 meetups and already made a best mate and started dating a bird

nah you thick bastard. tilt the tray towards his chest and use his arm quickly to sweep them into his chest like catching a ball. are you thick? don't do many sports? the pints would have leaned toward his chest and obviously splashed over yeah, but they wouldn't have been completely wasted. all of this whilst shuffling quickly towards the bar and he could have then had two hands to work with since he is no longer holding the tray, then quickly use one hand to set them all straight while his other arm is around all of them. instead of doing this, the stupid cunt just watches them fall and his expression at the end is telling, it's one of resignation, he is fed up and tired. i would have this man reprimanded for this and docked his wages

blog on

who cares
if the musics good its good

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>here
where
also I bet they're absolute freaks

Not a chance I'm reading all that you quivering little spastic

>I'm currently going through this with my daughter shes projected to be 4"3
Would as many blokes even care about this compared to women?

billie eilish is fit

if my grandparents were irish and my dads irish but i was born in england, im british yeh?

>1600s
>mediæval
Stupid, really. Stupid, ignorant and downright rude.

True

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*taps 'No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish' sign*

haha yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*ever so slowly thrws up west side gang sign*

Was crackin paddy micko rourke

Finna pop a cap? buss a move? ayo lemme axe u a questin Paddy o'docherty. u finna move right qwik?

ite what it be do. peace

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As Morrissey said Irish blood, English heart

Ireland is basically Britain despite what they say.

I don't date women that take selfies. Vapid moronic bimbos really.

but i was born in england my lad

I have neither English or Irish heritage

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now this is based

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grim taste
shitlipped fanny beer dropper

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somewhere in england does it matter fella

its mostly just people who have moved there from other places and dont know anyone, so im dating a dutch girl and ive got a turbonormie mate who just goes there for the birds

there are a few reddit types but not dyed hair bs

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you’re more irish than british due to genetics and herritage regardless of birth country, so fuck off you irish cunt we dont want you here

wew shes like 14 here

I’m 5’1, and worked in business for a long time. Being this short didn’t do me any favors. I sometimes wasn’t taken seriously by new clients/coworkers as I look young. I refuse to wear high heels, so my personality had to compensate for that. I earned the nickname as a pitbull- cute but fierce when provoked in protecting my clients/interests. She will be happy, but it isn’t without some adversity depending on what her profession will be.

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*pausing the new molyneux video to take notes*

phhWOOOOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Used to listen to molyneux before I moved onto more right wing people

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Having the lads round later to celebrate Lana's 10th Tushy film.

>Irish roadman

literally howling with laughter

2 minute intro on this 18 minute porn video

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giz a few more tips m8 what about church/gym

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Saw an Alternative Hypothesis comment on a Rick and Morty video the other day

*in pain* NNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

never bothered with church and done gym for 2 months and while i was getting so much functionally stronger (lifts went up 2x) i didnt see much visual change so just stopped bothering

just go to a meetup.com thing for young people, just make sure its not full of 40 year olds

are you meant to piss before wanking or wank before pissing

After

NEVER EVER EVER PISS AFTER YOU WANKED

You're meant to think before posting

Piss after to clear the pipes
Piss before to be a smelly povvo

Piss after you wank. I piss after every wank

Amazing post

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dont trust you

ok thanks

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i didn't find it very funny desu. poor lad

A lot of sad sacks in this thread, depression is a cunt and can be paralysing but there’s a whole world of amazing experiences and places out there. Too many young men give up before finding out how good life can be.

A rewarding Life also won’t fall in your lap you need to hustle and put yourself to work to achieve it.

really hate fat people
we should tax them

you're supposed to piss after shagging (if no condom) so pissing after wanking makes more sense than before wanking

ever pissed in a condom before

4'3 is midge tier so it wouldn't be good. Once a girl is 5'0 shes fine

Fucking hate shitaly and shitalians

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im 27 this year dont think i count as ‘young man’ any more but i’ve given up and am going to kill my self

Any bevvies man in tonight?

Baby boomer fingers crafted this post

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For me? It's Old Snake.

haha yeah live laugh love mate living my best life here for a good time not for a long time

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youtube.com/watch?v=zZvC4MRPbN8
good man

Jews aren't white

>there are "men" in this thread with beards
LOL

fuck off malaponte you mentally ill freak

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Wagie, Wagie, quite contrary,
How does your wallet grow?
With wife’s sons, and soy drinks,
And so your wallet grows.

Sky Ferreira is Peng

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downloading every Ben Shapiro video on YouTube and combining them into one big video in Windows Movie Maker

idk whats worse, the fact she looks like my uncle or the fact i still would

you're not the one

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>she

>She

looks like a gta cover

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-29/11159930
>Adelaide mother jailed for lacing her children's chocolate milk with sleeping pills
>Judge Chivell said two of the children fell asleep straight away, but the other two took a bit longer, before she attempted to take her own life.
always had a bit of a worry about something like this haha
reckon mum is a bit bipolar
scary stuff de lads

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can't even spell conception. some master race right there

>I'm a puny dicked mayoboy so I'll just critique his grammar

Think the Europa League final will be worth watching?
I feel like it'll be a bore

will be better quality than the champions league if thats what you’re asking

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Mayodick congealing

*goes in to take a very long bath when you were about to have a shit *

i mean if you're gonna put that much effort into a poster and you can't even spellcheck a GLARING mistake? you deserve it. its not just some throwaway Jow Forums post after all