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meme edition

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old.reddit so much better wew

sopa de tortuga

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mad how americans literally need cream to wank since their foreskin is gone

Having a think about Gremlins, the lesser kind of Goblin-ken

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THIS EPISODE.....

ON NONCE HUNTERS....

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Aylesbury mentioned

POOP DIDDY SCOOP
SCOOP DIDDY WHOOP
WHOOP DI SCOOP DI POOP

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CODY WHERE'S MY LOTION DUDE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE IT WITHOUT ASKING BRO I GOTTA JERK OFF

Yeah I have
Not like its any of your business
You know what mate just mind your own business yeah?
Cunt

i think uni is a waste of money. but im going anyway.

White woman and black man relationships should be the default

mental how Jow Forumsards are obsessed with only a few things: their height, the size of their dick and circumcision.

you heard me
SASS

when are we meeting for the pint you promised me in newcatle?

brain's all jumbled up
feel very paranoid

imagine a world with all white people
you can still have islam, kebabs, and old desert villages but it's white people instead of brown

Good lad. Fuck New Hampshire and fuck New York for stealing Vermont land:

Ho–all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your breeches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woollen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.

Come down with your rifles!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shade of their primitive rocks;
Let the bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.

Ho–all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for his legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions–the pitiful knaves–
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!

Let Clinton and Ten Broek with bribes in their hands,
Still seek to divide and parcel our lands;
We've coats for our traitors, whoever they are;
The warp is of feathers–the filling of tar.

What seek they among us?
The pride of our wealth
Is comfort, contentment, and labor, and health,
And lands which, as Freemen we only have trod,
Independent of all, save the mercies of God.

Yet we owe no allegiance, we bow to no throne,
Our ruler is law and the law is our own;
Our leaders themselves are our own fellow-men,
Who can handle the sword, or the scythe, or the pen.

Our wives are all true, and our daughters are fair,
With their blue eyes of smiles and their light flowing hair,
All brisk at their wheels till the dark even-fall,
Then blithe at the sleigh-ride the husking and ball!

Hurrah for Vermont! For the land which we till
Must have sons to defend her from valley and hill;
Leave the harvest to rot on the fields where it grows,
And the reaping of wheat for the reaping of foes!

Come York or come Hampshire, come traitors or knaves,
If ye rule o'er our land ye shall rule o'er our graves;
Our vow is recorded–our banner unfurled,
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!

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always been dead-average height me
father was relatively tall and mother was relatively short
middle brother was the same height as me but years of lurching over his desk made him develop kyphosis and very narrow hips so he’s built like a T and only 5’8

engine engine number nine
on the new york transit line
if the train falls off the track
pick it up pick it up pick it up let's go
WHOS FUCKIN TONIGHT

White people will be extinct by 2100 and that's a good thing

honestly i dont care but it's the easiest way to get (you)s

honestly seriously really do not care

blog on you uninteresting cunt

Depends how old you are and how much of a freak you are on a scale of 1-10

don't you just love it when a retard makes a post that takes up the whole page
idiot

Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bankmaking operation out of his banks

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imagine you met yourself from 10 years ago. would you be in awe with him or you'd cringe so hard you'd want to punch him?

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is this homalone

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cant stop thinking about murdering my old bully

I'm white
I won't be having children

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he had a really fit gf and was more popular

Roaring

20 and around 6.5 out of 10

honestly was an even bigger hopeless freak 10 years ago so id probably be impressed

fucking tragic

i'd fuck my 6 year old self

Hahaha odd looking cunt

its “who” not “who’s”

t. fluent in ebonics aka wogspeak

shed a tear reading that

lmfao this is exactly imagine him looking is it actually him?

Bullied quite a few lads who all ended up moving away hahaha
You probably deserved it mate all things considered

>10 years ago
>6

JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And you live in Newcastle and you've never seen me out? haha fuck off

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Where can I buy my K now that dream market is kill?
Festival season is fast approaching and I don’t want to be ripped off buying inside

Glad I've never been muggins enough to post my face on the 'chon. Just a bit of common fucking sense. My identity is mine alone.

Used to bully the bullies, was a right laugh when they figured out they couldent just punch you and just walked away haha

seen you in 5 guys

I can't stand to look at blacks
they're vile monkeys without any humanity or sentience

>He’s now 19, still 4’11”
NOOOOOOOOOO

good post

When? I haven't been into a fiveguys in yonks you little liar

Afternoon lads. Feeling hail and hardy. Let's get this bread.

i had those thoughts too but accidentally found out via common acquaintances that my old bully had been dead for years. got electrocuted why trying to steal some copper cable or some shit in an abandoned mine but it was live...

Hat

You have a small white dick

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do you actually live in newcastle or just for uni?

I’ve posted my face a few times

based g*D

Catyank, you literally look like a low IQ mongoloid and can barely dress yourself. You have no room to talk about anyone

hopefully he can find a mummy gf or something

this 190?

not catyank
I'm from florida and I think catyank is from ohio

gona make a cuppa. who wants one?

pretty funny how we have all these films about bullies getting their comeuppance and the bullied winning out in the end when in real life bullies go on to thrive and the bullied are stunted for life lmao

>low IQ mongoloid and can barely dress yourself.
perfect description of blacks

a bold post, not only for noncing but to declare you’re underage, even jokingly

Why is brit so mad black men fuck white women?

What you doing on Saturday mate?

Then let’s see what you look like

black monkey paws typed these posts

the right shits from my school ended up being your standard inbred northern JSA claimant

maybe he just failed his maths gcses

I'm white

Janny banned me for joking that I was 12

Go on, I'm overdue a toil wee

Hate when some nobhead posts "choon" and its some industrial experimental noisecore from 1974

without further ado an actual tune

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as have I, my mum calls me handsome as does the ‘chon

paki gf's for every british male who has never had a gf

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Virgin hands typed this

Once said "I'm literally 12 or 13 years old" en referens to the copypasta and got a 30 dayer

nowt

Dave doing Glasto

i posted my face once and no one cared. didnt get a single response. did not expect that from /brit/

post it again, we won’t be rude I promise

Charles tbqh

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Hope you're joking, if you're actually white and spending your time posting literal cuckolding porn on /brit/, dont you want to do something with your life lad?