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Mikey is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a pikey, gyppo, thief, LARPer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a virgin and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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okay nevermind I like the german now
what a fantastic poster

whisker ffs just tell me where to meet you

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got my self a new bike lads, before you ask yeh im a traveler and yeh mikey would kick the fuck of out yous lot like

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I want a burger.

Are my balls ok it seems too big

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>a yid and a spic fighting over brie larson

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nah, no one is this stupid. not buying it.

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pathetic creeps put a bus outside Tim's flat

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have you tried turning them off and back on again?

Gyppo cunt

what is it bad?

The IRA crippled the british empire

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shit bait, try harder next time

Is this you?
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chest tonight, back tomorrow morning

bloody 'ell

virginity crippled mikey

wonder if tim's descent into pure psychosis will be studied in the near future

>the IRA crippled the british empire
no I think that was the international bankers (jews)

mark corrigan?

how much did that cost? tempted to get a bike rather than a car desu

And a few bombs crippled people all over england. Heard they were scraping some off duty soldiers off the roof of the birmingham pub kek

not even bait tho should i see a gp

nah mate thats totally normal

This fucking general turned into an autism containment zone
I'm glad I gave myself a healthy break a couple days ago, shan't be returning after reading the last two trainwreck editions
If you aren't on the spectrum, I'd suggest you do the same

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and what ill mug your nan for her pension you english mong

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>mikey is mad he was called a virgin so he's making edgy posts
wow welcome to /b/ circa 2005

ooh mikeys on a mad one. still seething from the last thread lol

Your nan gay

the irish should have scraped the skin off their potatoes and ate them instead of starving

@yank
yank

hes getting even worse than during the hauser epidemic

ah yes, the off duty soldiers cope
they were fucking normal brummie civilians enjoying a few bevvies you sick terrorist bastard

why do vile, backwards leafs pretend to be canadians from ~200 years ago
you are nothing now but america's cultural runoff

@mikey
ave secks

@yank
welcome back

Cheers Thailad, but my mates not lachlan
hes a really great bloke though

The IRA bombed your country into submission. And now it has been taken over by former colonies. The UK is finished. Brexit will be the final nail in the coffin for this sinking ship.

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Hello hello
I'm at a place called vertigo

brummie civvies who all have irish heritage lol

who set gypo off haha

mikey is such an unhinged virgin

I had balls like that when I was young, I had to go to hospital to get them drained.

>schizoleaf
>autismick
>mikey
why are spastics so obsessed with the IRA
very worrying

They were soldiers of the crown and as such they are fair game.

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Mikey could you calm down, the reason people keep ribbing you is because you literally fall for bait every single time and act like some angry child.

just ignore names/trips don't you don't don't talk about them in third person make no reference to their posts and they will go away they always do. I don't know why a few people are so desperate for their own attention that they engage with them.

something's seriously wrong with me

mikey frantically googling pictures of the IRA when he should be googling instructions on how to have intercourse

listen very carefully, i shall say this only once

cant stop thinking about eating ass lads

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haha call mikey a virgin and he launches into an autistic rage. hilairous.

they being english was enough

IRA turned to IVA once Mikey joined haha

Why have the British government mounted a campaign of terror against Tim Byrne? Why are they doing these horrible things to him?

lets be real, are there any namefags who arent virgins

Ew

Based English Bulls protecting irish civilians while masked inbred marauders loot and pillage the land

The Irish Republican Army is the greatest guerrilla force the world has ever seen. They make the Saxon shake in his boots. They singlehandedly shook little England to its very core, bomb after bomb. The English had no other choice but to surrender.

just want a girl to love me lads

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If they’re marauding and looting the land then the English sissybois aren’t doing their job, are they?

the rare good yank post

Really want to do twitch sings and pretend to be so nervous and sweaty (spray water mist on my face) and stammer and just stop singing and lock up like this pic

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a nail-biting finish from the eternal janny
note to /brit/: it would be sensible to not start a gimmick of posting preemptively clearly stating you are not underage, then a minute later claiming you are

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it's overrated
stick to video games and novels

Where do you know

the missus just had a go because i had morrissey playing
nothing wrong with old mate

if I want you opinion, I'll pull your string

feels like im missing out on the biggest part of life

Now listening to George Galloway speaking about Britain to the Oxford Union. He just said "Britain, which is crying out for change" haha

always howl at the janny's impotence when he can only block you for a bit and not ban, especially when you don't get a ban afterwards so it's clear the mods shut his little power trip down

I want to know why the British Government are persecuting Tim Byrne?? What is wrong with your craphole country?? Let the man be

They were a representative of the crown and they knew that, they took the risk. They were legitimate military targets.

based taig admitting Northern Ireland is ENGLISH

Imagine if we started a gimmick that got us all banned and /brit/ just died for a week haha

you're a good bloke
I noticed you didnt have a (You), so I wanted to step in

dont care if they were military they were english and deserved it by default tiocfaidh ar la

Search on YouTube "george galloway cat"

the biggest and only important part of life is eternal toil servitude to wageberg

He’s a racist prick.

Northern Ireland never was and never will be English. The Englishman is far too cowardly to walk the streets of Belfast or Derry.

No...wait this can't be happening

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I made no such admission, I merely pointed out the ineptitude of English fembois and might I add, it is well known that burly IRA bulls would sneak into the barracks at night unarmed and seduce, then powerfuck English soldiers. What say you?

mikey taking refuge in IRA posting the same way an autist takes refuge in his train set

lot of gay fantasies here

no he isn't
He has counter culture musical views which, to me as an australian, appeal to me

Based

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Potato Niggers larping again? Oh am laffin.

mikey isn't even irish is he
well I don't know what he is a veritable mutt like most gypsies

*sneezes*

I'm partially joking, partially not
misogynists across this site are somewhat right, love as men see it and strive for doesn't really exist with women

so uh jared taylor considers jews white ...

Why is every nametwat an obnoxious Jow Forums reject

lads...

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100% unadulterated GAELIC BVLL, sweaty x

Cackling