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depressed

*nods in a contemplative fashion*
Aye

I think "al" is my least favourite poster on this website. There is no one else who is quite such a vile combination of narcissism, arrogance, delusion, belligerence and boredom.

credit to mikey for posting his face edition

Writing up a list of books I need to read this year. It's a little overwhelming but I think I can get through a large chunk of it if I stop wasting time on /brit/.

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Oh my days

Mikey looks like THAT

Bumchin

hmmmmmm

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DONALD TRUMP IS A WASTEMAN

i know everyone hates him but hes not a bad looking chap t b h

worried about kit harington lads :-/

Do normoids really go to Benidorm in the summer?

blog on you cunt

so bloody depressed

I go there for the British atmosphere

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He's fucking ugly

State of that face. You can tell his mum consumed litres of alcohol on a daily basis lmao

who names thier child "kit"?

Dropping a bit of honesty here and now lads, as rarely I have ever done: /brit/ was in freefall throughout 2017 and 2018 and 2019, but now as we approach the second half of the year, I believe it's picking up. I think it's in a good place. Poleaboo frankly nowhere to be seen. Mikey, 190, Nassim, Diego devouring themselves. The return of BASED zoey. Doug got a job ergo can't post as often. Theresa May is out. Janny is in. Brexit soon. We're having a go of it, and we can't wait to kick off.

bit below average for real life but above average for faces post here

yeah but you wont

Tanning is the most underrated thing one can do to improve one's experience

alri bucks

>Nicolas Winding Refn in Death Stranding

looks like kojimakino is back on the menu boys

he doesn't get a job.
i don't know how any of those 4 are devouring themselves
it's not picking up
your post is so fucking wrong it's almost all backwards. only thing you right about is that it's been getting worse and worse as years go on

big cleese truther

Doug is based though

is the drawing on the right supposed to depict a spanish woman?

Was wondering the same thing but apparently it's just a nickname

Yes, I will. Starting from tomorrow, that is.

d e p r e s s e d

Why do you get upset about being a virgin? I thought gypsies were religious and since you're not married you should be proud of being a virgin.

*appearance

funny two massive hacks working together, might as well get haruki murakami involved and you can have 3 of the most overrated by the "I'm better than normal people because I like these three slightly more obscure/challenging people than the absolute mainstream" cunts

He definitely looks like the type of lad that would smack 90% of you virgins out and that’s not even a lie. Looks tight enough.

Might dip my wick in some white pussy tonight

all the lefty mongs were giving him stick for moving to the Caribbean island of nevis like it was comparable to some wog moving to London. Nevis was a british colony from 1670-1967.

No timestamp. It's not real you gullible retards

The absolute stench off you, motley nigger bastard

fuck off doug you’re a cringey little gook twat

fasted for three hours, think I've earned myself a bit of choccy

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why not go some place truly foreign like Armenia or Albania?

He is the shit in the shit sandwich that is /brit/

He's an eggsmith now
Don't care to read the rest of it. I can feel tremors in the undersea cables that connect us via the 4channel servers. Something great is coming to us. Coming for us.

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rorke at it again

The stench? Thats my frag. You wouldnt know anything about that you irish mong

It's a false flag
Zoey

>used to cringe at it
>men going into salons
>discovered that it increases muscle tone
>now am considering it
Still don't know though lad, walking in the salon to be greeted by the roastiest or roasts would be weird.

*lobs a malteser into youth mouth*

It’s not me

i hate you already

>gym today
>smell an unpleasant smell
>look around
>black dudes benching
reckon it was them aha

Now I can filter you. Cheers

no mate it's meant to depict a skateboard
mong

Yooooo my fucking g

I can tell you I had the same anxiety but honestly it's nothing. These places have a surprising number of male customers actually. Just tell them you are going on holiday and want to build up a base tan.

automatically disregard anyone who utters the term "judeo-christian"

idle time is the devils playground

Stop impersonating me you pathetic virgin

Brainlet

Can't help acting out when I stick a name on. Reckon that's why all the namefags are such dickheads - if you keep on making normal posts what's the point having a name at all? Bastard namecunts

femcel on vacation in the UK. All day i think about big british cocks

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Mikey/190 it wasn’t me even pretending to be you, you fat autistic fuck


This has always been my trip, it’s an Arsenal player

Remember the Angus redditflagger used to like this one

linking a ting

This is getting out of hand

I challenge any normal looking man who says "looks don't matter" to go out to a nightclub with this guy and see the difference reactions you two get.

women don't actually go on Jow Forums

Back at the gym for the first time in a week and the thicc peng ting is not here

It's over

Submitted for your approval, some lyrics intended to be set to Gilbert and Sullivan's "I am the monarch of the sea"

I was the monarch of the sea
the ruler of the Queen's navee
whose prowess great britain used to flaunt
but is only now a thing to taunt
is only now a things to taunt
is only a thing to taunt

Our empire is no more
The Kingdom's all but shore
our overseas Islands are all gone
I wonder where it was we'd gone wrong
I wonder where it's we've gone wrong
I wonder where it's we've gone wrong


And from where ere' we rode
We proudly pranced and strode
but now we hang our heads in shame
like a champion horse that now is lame
like a champion horse that now is lame
a champion champion horse that now is lame


the sextant's under dust
the cannons left to rust
and now the only course that's laid
is "how soon can all our debts are paid"
How SOON CAN OUR DEBTS BE PAID!

Just got a free membership to either tinder gold or Xbox game pass wot u reckon la’s

Keep it up and you'll get shanked, bruv

Women, or as I've taken to calling them, fugitives

>peng ting

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bunning a zoot

Just b urself

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bucks is based

Might shag my da

Genuinely curious as to why not

I know one that does a bit and she's quite fit

baka get laid you neeks

no she doesn't

Same time tomorrow yeah lads watching the game tonight anyway

the new waifu

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yh easy g

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kojima is a fucking hack

No life freak

I'll smash your head in if you're ever in wakey

Is that a game rendering of the autistic actress /tv/ worships? Quarrey something or other?

Had a bogey up my right sinus all day made it hell on earth to breathe but now I'm not sure it's not just some sort of clog and I don't mean the shoe

Mum made pork for dinner

we do but only 4channel because Jow Forums is blocked on my phone

isn't that halal for ya

Can you virgins stop impersona

no they don't

What kind of rastaman are you eating pork?

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jheeeeze show us where you piss from love

mentione- oh nevermind

Haram you dumb kafir