Alan edition
/brit/
first for ethiopia
Any number for no one
Who's the THICC bitch?
whomst'd've?
Upvoted!
that brazilian slag face
Other way around m80
White working class British are Irish
*enters thread*
No but seen loads about it, any good? Was quite looking forward to Bannerlord
sucking a golf ball
not played it but that and pathfinder are near unanimously considered the best rpgs from last year
Aaaaaaaaaah ye
BOLLOCKS
ya must be jokin
Was stuck to it over Christmas, very good game if you like the setting. Bit janky and buggy but doesn't detract too much from the experience. Would recommend giving it a go for sure.
sucking a lightbulb
HONK
>Video game addiction now recognized as a mental health disorder by the World Health Organization
HONK
>Transgender no longer recognised as 'disorder' by WHO
HONK
>Mr Khan responded: "These comments make John Cleese sound like he's in character as Basil Fawlty.
>"Londoners know that our diversity is our greatest strength."
Is the combat fluid? Only ever really played Warband and Chivalry for this spec of game but I absolutely love the setting. Just wanna brain some cunt with a maul. Unfortunately my machine probably isn’t fit to run it and I was thinking of selling it because I never really use it these days.
best pizza toppings are anchovies and jalepenos.
favourite gimmick?
"al" is my least favourite poster on this website. There is no one else who is quite such a vile combination of narcissism, arrogance, delusion, belligerence and boredom.
dont like the honk gimmick being appropriated by fascists
Pray for Nigwit
Pipe down you acrimonious slug
young man, we caught you damaging public property
and you are coming to the station, so we can talk PROPERLY!
Start the new job at the egg factory monday.
dont understand the golf ball sucking gimmick followed by a smug frog
had enough of this shite ''general''. i'm off
*surreptitiously googles narcissism, arrogance, delusion, belligerence and boredom*
sucking a golf ball
>acrimonious slug
he makes some salient points on his right-wing youtube channel - was recommended him after viewing the latest meniscus moldbug and odious beetlesmeg offerings
*smugly looks at you*
Funnily enough the game I was hooked on right before I got it was Warband. The combat is similar in the sense that it's directional based, where you move your analog stick or mouse in the direction you want to start your swing from. It's definitely more fluid than Warband once you get the hang of it, and combos can be very useful to learn and satisfying to pull off.
Has to be the thailad gf birthday gimmick.
E.g. just came back from thailad gf's birthday. Nice girl. She loved the barbie set I got her.
... XOF messing me about ...
how is gayness not a mental disorder?
bigot it's not the 1970s anymore!!! If anything it's the straight who are mentally ill
slippery wet dog poop
think I'll join the Vietnamese when China attacks
cant recommend enough the essays of filius flitwick on the demise of the nuclear family
And how’s yer homonculii you decrepyt insect, mangey trollop
lmfao
think I've seen that jeep before
you should be legally allowed to buttfuck a woman for doing that. Literally asking for it
i think that yoghurt with apple sauce is gonna give me the shits in about an hour
>hosting an international cup final in a country which requires an 11PM kick-off due to the oppressive heat, is 2500 miles away from the home cities of both teams competing and which is unable to accommodate all players from both teams due to certain players being under threat of arrest and imprisonment due to their own nation being at war with the host country
oh dear
You are both making a shit job of the anonimity and freedom of speech offered by Jow Forums.
Alan what are your thoughts on this tune
Irish experimental scene is blowing up atm
not a big fan of this ‘have sex’ gimmick, sex isn’t the be all and end all lads
Worst general thread on Jow Forums by far.
because being homosexual by itself isn't inherently a mental illness
didnt realise oxford is such a manlet
peng blonde girl with blue eyes
because in the 70's/80's gays harassed and attacked doctors until they removed it from the list. true story
probably the one where dave posts some nonsense and someone then reposts it alongside wittgenstein or another famous philosophy
the new asmr gf
youtube.com
Fuck off europe is not just western europe. That region is actuallly thr craddle of europe you piece of shit.
I speak to foreigners like the narrative in Finnegans Wake, i.e. in tongues, thick Irish sounding tongues
You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homunculus and his friend with the wooden eye both. And Turner... especially Turner. The rest go with me aboard the Pearl, and I will lead you to Shipwreck Cove, where I will hand you the pirates, and you will not hand me to Jones. Bloody fair deal, don't you think?
oh the virgin freaks won't like this post one bit
lads in a pickle
>hate my job
>have a big document i need to deliver at the end of july
>dont think i can do anything that isnt shit
you now realise the next world cup is in qatar and they have spent £140,000,000,000 pounds on it
Only relevant general on Jow Forums by far.
This isn't particularly new. Most nations have this shit. This is just specific for UK. USA has had this shit since the 50's.
tune this
need a (You)
literal proto qatar, absolute state of blatter and the other cunts
It's specifically in West Asia though. It's not a European area. Neither is Israel, Georgia, Turkey, Armenia etc.
Sounds oddly similar to youtu.be
But it does sound more authentic when it' the irish doing it
youth culture saddens me.
last time i gave a shit about man kicking ball sepp blatter was on the ropes for corruption and due to be impeached any day
what else do you expect from primitive islamic nations
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
>Georgia, Armenia
That's prrcisely the craddle of europe. Learn2history
:3
shut it thicko
"al" is the worst poster on this website. There is no one else who is quite such a vile combination of narcissism, arrogance, delusion, belligerence and boredom.
depressed
hugged the toilfu for the second consecutive day
wtf
does anyone have the screenshot of tim in iron lady
he's like 5'10 or so
that's about average
You're setting a habit that's hard to sustain my lad.
Alright dickheads. How are yeer under developed homonculii.
>be me, walking through rural town on a Thursday night
>`how are yeer flaps ye mangeie trollips'
>witness boner fee day chimp out, with gurrierillas in the misht leathering a local
>college boys stood around sipping their tinnies, wouldn't say boo to a goose
>I'm not afraid of any man woman or child, and I'm a fighting man
>walked over and dindus scramble away, leaving only a bloody nose on freckles
I could not for the life of me understand such a cucked non-reaction from the upwards of 20 onlooking undergrads, as one of their own ilk (possibly even friend) was being clattered up and down the street by about 8 groids.
Either those Drake videos really be lettin honky know whut taam it iz, or millennial leaving cert education has them terrified of being wayciss and just terrified in general.
puffy nip
Leave it, Alex
ordered a chinky
late one at the synagogue rabbi?
hmmmm
wut?
not a fan of yanks
we must keep populations high goyim
dont you want all the rankings to have bigger numbers next year?
OHHHH ALLAHHHHHHHHH
*Crouches down on the flagstones, in Bradford city center and clumsily pulls down synthetic Nike jogging bottoms*
ALHAMDULLILAH... ALLAHHHHHHHH!!!
*Anus purses open and suddenly released a torrent of wet shit. A woman screams*
>PPPPAAAAAAARPPPPPPPBLOOORRRTSHHHPPLLLLLLLBLLPAAARPPPP
MASHALLAH... MOHAMMMADDDDIIIII... ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Poo splatters all over black Air Max 95 trainers and upon hairy, brown legs*
UHHHHHNGHHHHHHHH
>BLOOOOORPPPPPPP
OH ALLAH, NO MORE ALLAH... NO MORE INSHALLAHHHHHHHHH
>PAAAARPPPPPPP... PAP... PAP... BLORRRRRTTTTTPPLLLLLL
*A second wave of brown, grainy liquid shit escapes like watery coffee grounds pouring from a spout betwixt these brown, hair-covered cheeks*
AAAAAALLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHH