Do that for your country

>106298220
>Your country
Lithuania
>Your DLC
none
>Your brother
Latvia
>Your cousins
Estonia, Finland, Poland
>Your friend
USA
>Your successful child
childless
>Your incompetent children
childless
>Your fake friend
Russia
>Your enemy
Lithuania

>Your country
Spain
>Your DLC
Andorra
>Your brother
Portugal
>Your cousins
Italy, Argentina, France
>Your friend
Greece > Ireland
>Your successful child
CHI-le
>Your incompetent children
Venezuela, Honduras, el Salvador
>Your fake friend
Mexico
>Your enemy
ourselves

>Your country
USA
>Your DLC
Alaska and Hawaii
>your father
UK
>your mother
France
>Your brother
Australia, New Zealand, Canada
>Your cousins
Germany, Brazil, Mexico, Ireland
>Your friend
Italy, Switzerland, Poland
>Your successful child
South Korea, post-WWII Japan
>Your incompetent children
Philippines, Cuba, Vietnam, Iraq
>Your fake friend
Israel, Saudi Arabia
>Your enemy
Russia, China, North Korea, Iran

>Your country
Spain
>Your DLC
Latinamerica
>Your brother
Italy / Portugal
>Your cousins
France, Romania, Argentina
>Your friend
no one in particular
>Your successful child
Chile, Florida, Uruguay, California
>Your incompetent children
Venezuela, Morocco, Equatorial guinea, Mexico, El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Puerto Rico, Bolivia, Cuba
>Your fake friend
France
>Your enemy
England

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I don't something have like this :(

t. DLC France

>Your country
England
>Your DLC
Ireland
>Your brother
Scotland
>Your cousins
Australia and New Zealand
>Your friend
We don't have any
>Your successful child
America
>Your incompetent children
The brown ones
>Your fake friend
Don't know
>Your enemy
Ourselves

>Your successful child
>Canada
Oh, France. Never change.

>Chile
>Uruguay
>Competentes
>Mejor que los otros
>Guinea ecuatorial como incompetente a pesar de tener gdp per capita mayor que uruguay
Se ve que no sales mucho de la anglosfera anoncito

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>CHI-le
so simple, yet intelligent. why have I never thought about this?

>Your country
Netherlands
>Your DLC
Belgium
>Your brother
Germany
>Your cousins
Danes and English
>Your friend
France
>Your succesful child
No idea
>Incompetent children
Not sure
>Your fake friend
US
>Your enemy
Ireland

we are your daughter who was abused by your brother italy and was left with all kind of issues.

>Your country
Russia
>Your DLC
The entire former Soviet Republics or Belarus
>Your brother
UK i guess (Romanovs)
>Your cousins
Belarus
>Your friend
Belarus
>Your successful child
Belarus
>Your incompetent children
Belarus
>Your fake friend
Poland
>Your enemy
The European Union, USA

>Your country
Italy
>Your DLC
Vatican and San Marino
>Your brother
Greece
>Your cousins
France, Spain and Portugal
>Your friend
The USA
>Your successful child
Ticino? Malta? Dunno lol
>Your incompetent children
Argentina, erithrea
>Your fake friend
Germany
>Your enemy
Austria

en uruguay hay menos pobreza que en guinea ecuatorial
la unica diferencia, que en guinea ecuatorial la familia real tiene todo el dinero del petroleo.
es como si hay un solo millonario en un pueblo, el GDP per capita del pueblo sube, obvio
Chile tiene el HDI
Uruguay no tiene caso corrupcion comparado con sus vecinos

>Your country
Argentina
>Your DLC
Uruguay
>Your brother
all latin america
>Your cousins
-
>Your friend
Mercosur nations
>Your successful child
>Your incompetent children
we don't have childs
>Your fake friend
1st world nations.
>Your enemy
UK

Romanovs don't rule the country

>cunt
USA
>DLC
Alaska and Hawaii
>father
UK
>friends
Everyone :)
>enemies
I hope no one

>Your country
Azerbaijan
>Your DLC
Turkey
>Your brothers
All Turkic Nations
>Your Cousins
Hungary(or brother it is arguable), Finland, Mongolia, Japan and all the rest of Altaic family.
>Your friends:
I don't know if it exists
>Your successful child:
Doesn't exist.
>Your incompetent child:
Iran
>Your fake friend:
Georgia
>Your enemy:
Armenia

>Country
Greece
>DLC
Cyprus
>brother
?
>cousins
Italy
>friend
?
>children
?
>fake friend
Bulgaria
>enemy
Kurdey

>Your country
Norway
>Your DLC
Scotland
>Your brother
Sweden
>Your cousins
Greenland
>Your friend
Portugal
>Your successful child
Iceland, Pharaoh isles
>Your incompetent children
Sami
>Your fake friend
Germany
>Your enemy
D*nmark

>Your country

Spain 2

>Your DLC

Texas and cali

>Your brother

Would probably be cuba if it wasn't under the great firewall of communism.

Legitimate brother would be Guatemala but we are pretty apathetic, at best, with each other and in territorial disputes at worst. I don't even think that our Mayans really think about their cousins in the other side of the border.

>Your cousins
LatAm

>Your friend
We have no extremely favoritistic close diplomatic ties to anyone in specific. We are in our own world. Pretty much like the USA, we have enough states, gdp and population, and cultures for our population to not really feel lonely, and problems big enough to really care about the outside world.

But if I had to pick one probably would be southern texas, cali and Arizona.

>Your successful child
Texas, cali and arizona.

We gave em for adoption but now seeing them as separatists as well from the USA makes me feel like it's their nature.dog bless.

>Your incompetent children
Central america

They should have stayed as one country. Their infrastructure is shit because of the amount of Amerindians that never incorporated, so a lot of it is basically the jungle zones of brasil plus they live in constant treat of natural disasters (like volcanic explosions). Having a small overall GDP is probably the worst thing you could have, you constantly will run out of money for projects to aid and reconstruct.. If you look up any kind of metric in countries north costa rica they are no different from Africans, because of all of this.

Also Guatemala and us basically ate a fucking fucking whole. Don't know if that counts as children.

>Your fake friend
Puerto rico, because of the amount of chicanos lumping latinos as a whole. Under no other context we really care about each other.

>Your enemy
Argentina and USA as frenemies

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Fair enough

Pero es mejor juzgar por estado (o este, norte, sur, oeste) que por pais, como lo hiciste con cali.

Latam es famosa por tener claras disparidades entre Estados.

Ejemplos:
>Norte y sur brasileño
>Sur mexicano
>norte guatemalteco
Etc

Más específicamente por la cantidad de zonas de amerindios no incorporados o industrializados

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ya claro.. igual que pais vasco y madrid son mucho mas ricos que el resto de españa... pero me parece un argumento america-tier, como cuando dizen que "si quitas los negros y todas las zonas conflictivas USA es primer mundo"

>Your country
New Zealand
>Your DLC
Maybe the cook or Chatham islands. We dont really have much influence lol
>Your brother
Australia, obviously
>Your cousins
UK, USA, Canada
>Your friend
Kind of China and the US
>Your successful child
We dont have sex
>Your incompetent children
We dont have sex
>Your fake friend
Kind of Australia, they've made some shitty deals for us but they're the bigger fish
>Your enemy
What ever seppo stan or bongo land decides is the target of the week

cares enough to make retarded chants about us

Pues es cierto.
Hasta hablan diferente idioma negro.

Cuando me refiero a disparidad no me refiero al tipo americano de que Detroit esta feo

Me refiero a que a veces no hablan la misma lengua mi negro.

En el peor de los casos son nacionalistas-separatistas

En nuestro país por ejemplo tenemos un estado que tiene 30% controlado por indígenas anarcomunistas

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>>Your country
germany
>>Your DLC
luxembourg or liechtenstein
>>Your brother
austria
>>Your cousins
netherlands
>>Your friend

>>Your successful child
US if anything but were more like sperm donors
>>Your incompetent children
see above
>>Your fake friend
most of the world
>>Your enemy
see above

>*no hablan la misma lengua y hablan amerindio exclusivamente mi negro.

He visto a gente de esos lugares todavía usando truque

Ta fello

>Your country
Turkey
>Your DLC
Germany
>Your brother
Azerbaijan
>Your cousins
Other Turkic cunts
>Your friend
none
>Your successful child
none
>Your incompetent children
mena maybe
>Your fake friend
Russia for the time
>Your enemy
Everyone

>>Your country
Egypt
>>Your DLC
Sudan
Also Sinai, but it's included on purchase
>>Your brother
Syria and Iraq
>>Your cousins
Maghreb countries
>>Your friend
Greece, Ethiopia
>>Your successful child
Gulf countries
>>Your incompetent children
Libya
>>Your fake friend
Saudi Arabia and Qatar
>>Your enemy
Israel and t*rkey

>These irrelevant countries that all think UK is their number 1 enemy

We literally don't care about rivalry with any country except France and USA. But I'm flattered anyway

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>look i reply and idc
criiiiiiiiinge

>took less than a minute to reply to me
Stay obsessed and seething, Jerry

shut the FUCK up you fucking ANIMAL
ur the eternal enemy of my people and murderer of my ancestors. Every single day I yearn for the day the britshit island, or as I like to call it great shitstain, is sunk into the bottom of the sea they were once so proud of ruling. All br*ts are vicious monsters who dont have anything else on their minds but their hate for everything that is good. Every morning I wake up and eat scooped brit tourist brains for breakfast, every time I take a shit I wipe my ass , yes ass not arse you disgusting pigs get it right, with a bong flag, every time I look at the ocean I think "somewhere over there swims this disgusting rock full of demons" and I just start to seethe, my blood starts to boil and I fall in rage.
I only live to kill britshits, god shave the queen
*spits into your very direction*

>Your country
Portugal
>Your brother
Spain
>Your cousins
Italy, France
>Your friend
UK
>Your successful child
Macao
>Your enemy
africa, brazil

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ok

basé

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>Your country
Burgerland
>Your DLC
US Minor Outlying Islands
>Your brother
Canada
>Your cousins
Australia, New Zealand
>Your friend
Japan
>Your successful child
Philippines, maybe? Probably middle of the road
>Your incompetent children
Liberia
>Your fake friend
Pakistan
>Your enemy
Russhits

big yikes

>Your country
Germany
>Your DLC
Austria
>Your brother
Netherlands
>Your cousins
The rest of the germanosphere
>Your friend
Hard to say, closest would be maybe Hungary
>Your successful child
Some arguably, but not really meaningful ones.
>Your incompetent children
None
>Your fake friend
France
>Your enemy
The English seem to think so, but actually France.

>Your country
UK
>Your DLC
Ireland
>Your brother
France
>Your cousins
Netherlands, Belgium, Germany
>Your friend
USA
>Your successful child
Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Singapore
>Your incompetent children
all the other colonies
>Your fake friend
none
>Your enemy
none

>Do that for your country

>>Your country
Russia
>>Your DLC
Belarus
>>Your brother
Ukraine
>>Your cousins
Poland, Czechoslovakia, Finland
>>Your friend
Don't have one
>>Your successful child
Alaska, the Baltic States
>>Your incompetent children
Azerbaijan, Central Asian countries
>>Your fake friend
China
>>Your enemy
Turkey

Yikes which one are you

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sure, you dont care at all, thats why you gave us (You)s
>england was such a backstabbing scum of a kingdom that they can't even keep track of their enemies

Why are you so buttmad at us?
I guarantee you, no one here would consider Spain of all countries an enemy in any sense.

in the modern sense, not at all
in the historical sense, yes

Post including
>The wife/husband

Well even in the historic sense i don't see why you'd feel that way.
Compared with other countries that the UK has interacted with historically, our conflicts with spain have been no where near as major or frequent as our conflicts with a whole host of other countries

>Cunt
Serbia
>DLC
Montenegro
>Bro
Serbian half of Bosnia
>Cousins
Croatia and the other half of Bosnia
>Fren
Romania
>Children
N/A
>Fake fren
Greece
>Enemy
Albania

>the Baltic States
wrong

Yeah, he should have said England

Wat be DLC?

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Belgium
>DLC
Luxembourg
>Brother
Luxembourg
>Cousins
France, Netherlands, Lux
>Best Friend
France
>Succesful child
None
>Fake friend
Germany, UK
>Enemy
Spain

wait
why would a brit use ''basé''?

thank you fren

from the hispanic point of view england was a long-term enemy ever since they decided it was a good idea to sack and pillages the new trade routes and colonies of the spanish empire
i believe the biggest battles of the spanish kingdom were all fought against the english,
if i recall correctly, the english fleet sent to Cartagena de Indias was the biggest english fleet ever assembled at the time

We’re your successful child.

We’re not your cousins.

>Philippines
>your child
You were the one that fucked with her at most

>Your country
Spän
>Your DLC
I dono wat DLC mean
>Your brother
Progutal
>Your cousins
Hetalia, Progutal
>Your friend
Hetalia, Progutal, Bolan, Finlan
>Your successful child
Messi
>Your incompetent children
Messi
>Your fake friend
Frönce
>Your enemy
Engeland

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>Your country
Cyprus
>Your DLC
We are Greece's DLC
>Your brother
Greece
>Your cousins
Malta, Italy
>Your friend
Armenia
>Your successful child
?
>Your incompetent children
?
>Your fake friend
UK
>Your enemy
t*Rks

>>Enemy
>Spain
:(

>Your country
Finland
>Your DLC
Republic of Karelia
>Your brother
Estonia
>Your cousins
Mother’s side: Norway, Debmark, Iceland, Sweden
Father’s side: Lithuania, Latvia
>Your friend
Germany, France, rest of the EU, Norway
>Your successful child
Mongol Empire
>Your incompetent children
Namibia
>Your fake friend
Sweden
>Your enemy
Russia, USA, China

>from the hispanic point of view england was a long-term enemy
Well i suppose that may well be the case, and judging from this thread, your countrymen seem to agree. But as far as i can tell, all our major clashes were over naval dominance, as opposed to actual maintenance of territorial integrity, like our many conflicts with, for example france were.

What's this Finland-Namibia meme?

shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch, we ARE your friend, don't you dare forget it!

>Your country
Israel
>Your DLC
We have Microtransactions instead
>Your brother
Palestian
>Your cousins
Lebanon, Syria, and Jordan
>Your friend
The USA
>Your successful child
NA
>Your incompetent children
NA
>Your fake friend
Saudi Arabia
>Your enemy
Iran (and Palestine)

Say that to the finno-ugric ethnicities living in Russia
Ha, keep deceiving yourself

>Pharaoh isles
Kek. Its faroe not pharaoh.

I was wondering what the fuck he meant by that kek.

yeah, all of the english attacks came by ship in one way or another
the english did try to besiege some cities on foot on a few occassions
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Siege_of_Coruña

i guess the dutch and belgian people feel the same way about us than we do about england, italians seem to be the most forgiving when it comes to spanish occupation tho

WhaT about togo as an incompetent child. Wasnt It a german colony

Frönce mean agian

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Namibia was a German colony in the early 20th century while Finland was gaining independence and entering the German sphere of influence. Finns did missionary work and humanitarian aid, edutcation etc. in northern Namibia.
There were even talks of the northern part becoming a colony to Finland (a country of around 2,5 million people kek) after Finland gained her independence. Germany of course lost her colonies, though, so that didn’t work out.

Fast-forward to the 1990s. Finland’s been aiding Namibia and converting the population to Lutheranism. Many of their later leaders (like the former PM that died just a week ago) even got their education in Finland.
At this point, Namibia was in turmoil. South Africa had occupied the country and the UN was intervening. The very successful peace negotiatoe was Finnish president Martti Ahtisaari. He was later awarded the Nobel peace prize for his work as a negotiator in Namibia and Kosovo.

These things combined have brought a special relationship to these two countries. Also, here are some popular Namibian first names:
Martti, Armas, Arvo, Eero, Lauri, Matti, Oiva, Selma, Toini, Aini, Taimi, Maria, Martta, Hilma, Ester, Johanna, Anna, Emilia

That’s like saying yanks are related to Aztecs because they annexed the homeland of the natives and oppressed them to the point where they basically exist no more. Same thing with r*Ssians and Finnics.

It’s probably a joke. You’d think a Norman would know what the Faroar are called.

Sober up Ivan

>Your country
Australia
>Your DLC
New Zealand
>Your brother
UK
>Your cousins
Canada
>Your friend
China
>Your successful child
N/A
>Your incompetent child
Northern Territory
>Your fake friend
USA
>Your enemy
We don't have a personal enemy

I'm sorry, you better accept my apologies

>Exist no more
Eh, u wot?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples

Regions with significant populationsHungary 9,982,000
Finland 5,000,000
Russia 2,322,000

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>Your country
UK
>Your DLC
Ireland
>Your brother
Ireland/France
>Your cousins
Ireland, other Anglos
>Your friend
Most countries are our friends, anglos and euros especially
>Your successful child
US I guess
>Your incompetent children
half of Africa
>Your fake friend
No one really
>Your enemy
Russia

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Oh, don’t pretend like they aren’t being forced to learn Russian and abandon their identity as we speak.

>Ireland
lmao why

>Your country
Brazil
>Your DLC
Uruguay
>Your brother
Argentina, Colombia
>Your cousins
Mexico, Mozambique, Angola
>Your friend
Most countries are our friends
>Your successful child
Uruguay
>Your incompetent children
Haiti, Portugal (more like senile father)
>Your fake friend
USA, China
>Your enemy
no one really

hot

>Your country
>
>Your DLC
Brazil (expansion pack with lots of free content)
>Your brother
Spain
>Your cousins
dunno
>Your friend
perfidious Albion
>Your successful child
N/A (Brazil)
>Your incompetent children
Mozambique
>Your fake friend
France
>enemy
>

not your fake friends you ungrateful cunts we're saving you from t*rks

>Your country
Germany
>Your DLC
Austria
>Your brother
Netherlands
>Your cousins
Scandinavians and northern italians
>Your friend
None
>Your successful child
UK
>Your incompetent children
France
>Your fake friend
Everyone
>Your enemy
polacks, muslims, jews, USA

If that was the case you would have helped us push back the Turks when they first invaded, but you didn't. But whatever, it is all in the past now