Burgers doing burger things

Propane

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Wait, it looks like it's actually real...

>ITS REAL

Desperate attempt by the fossil fuel industry to remain relevant. They're the reason green energy gets so little funding.

what the fuck is wrong with burgers?

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I guess this is why Saudi Arabia and America are so similar.

FREEDOM GAS AIN'T FREE

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>...that allows for molecules of US freedom to be exported to the world
theguardian.com/business/2019/may/29/energy-department-molecules-freedom-fossil-fuel-rebranding

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absolutely fucking based

tfw no american gf to export freedom gas into my mouth

Boomers are so out of touch, it's like a comedy sketch at this point.

i fucking hate this country so much

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kek

Why even live?

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edition.cnn.com/2019/05/29/politics/doe-freedom-gas-natural-gas/index.html
kek

Typical misleading guardian bullshit. All they said was "The Energy Department announced the approval of a liquefied natural gas project in Texas, saying it would allow “molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world.”" They are not "rebranding fossil fuels", just promoting American business and jobs. Every government does the same thing.

>t. Bought slavery liquid

How many layers of irony is he behind

What other government calls fossil fuels the "molecules of freedom"?

>"Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America's allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy," Under Secretary of Energy Mark Menezes said.
>I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world," Assistant Secretary for Fossil Energy Steven Winberg, who signed the export order, said in the release.
yeah totally

soviets would have called them 'communist molecules'

"Peoples molecules"*

Good god America really is the Soviet Union circa the 1980s.

>molecules of freedom

Well they're not wrong. That is, just kep using them at the rate that we do and soon the Earth will be free of humans.

You know Poles aren't usually funny, but when their jokes land they really are par excellence.

My face when this is real... I don't have a face

>molecules of freedom
I can just imagine some drunk man in a fancy suit at a conference table thinking he's a genius for coming up with something so silly

>to think I'll be interning there next week
Rick Perry really shouldn't have the job he has

Jesus fuck it's actually real

god bless america

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Molecules of the People's Republic*

>freedom gas
>it's a liquid

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best exporter of molecules of baguette here

what are other countries specialties?

probably this guy

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Leak some spicy shenanigans. I get the feeling this is just the tip of the iceberg

>“Seventy-five years after liberating Europe from Nazi Germany occupation, the United States is again delivering a form of freedom to the European continent,” the energy secretary said earlier this month, according to EURACTV.

He's right though.

coming soon to all gas stations across Murica:

>Yuo have a licens to pump, gommie?? :DDD
>Yes Sir!! :DDDD
>Then pump me 35 gallons of molecules of freedom :DDDD
>And 30 chicken tendies :DDDDD dog bless Murica :DDD

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Will do

No he's not. Russian gas is more sustainable anyways.

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we export atoms of calories

>mutts think Europe wants to pay to ship their shitty gas across the ocean
Cute

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Russians wouldn't be happy with that considering the lower we bomb gasoline/natural gas prices, the more their economy gets fucked

>tf
>tp

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>freedom gas

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Ceetus pls

>/natural gas prices
nah, see

>mfw it's real
is that whole country just an elaborate joke?

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you really cannot make this shit up

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>EAGLEBURGER

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i am convinced that america doesn't exist

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This. The Brits just told everyone that there is some giant invincible country across the ocean full of riches, but that we shouldn´t go there because it´s full of violent retards. Anyone who thinks that Americans actually exist is retarded.

This can't be real.

Kek

seething tory cunt

I don't think "fossil fuels" is a brand.

It is now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kek

The US is the country that keeps on giving.

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hello please buy our papyrus of world peace

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MAGA

holy shit it's real. what the actual fuck.

>Being held hostage by the the OPEC cartel
>Being free

alright buy our freedom pelts, we liberated them from evil seals!

dog bless

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based, exporting our BRAPOLEUM to the rest of the planet

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Old Billy boy at it again

>limited resource which is inevitably going to run out and collapse industrial society
>is being imposed worldwide by the largest empire in history and poisoning everyone and everything who inhales it
perfect metaphor for america and its "freedom" desu

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What your truck doesn't run on FREETANE

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>this is actually real

holy based

>it's real

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There's no way that's real
That's too fucking amazing.
Holy fuck we're based as fuck.

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Australia produces the world's highest quality liquid natural bants (LNB)

Freedom for the next ten years, until you've fracked out everything you have but nobody wanted to buy it.

Finnish paper is 10/10 unironically

Trump2020

Please just fucking nuke us Iran, i want off this ride

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Oh say can you see

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>freedom gas

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>freedom gas
Straight into my banter vocabulary.
Shan't be forgetting this one any time soon.

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There's actually a reason it's called molecules of freedom, but I'll let you guys live in the dark about it.

Noooooo way. Why do they do this? That's amazing.

Stand in line for these-molecules

>There's actually a reason it's called molecules of freedom, but I'll let you guys live in the dark about it.

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bump

IS REAL

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