Why are Italians afraid of eggs?

i usually just have simit if im going to school or pide/bread, white cheese (feta) and 1 or 2 green peppers with tea, maybe couple of slices of cucumber if i have it around.
nothing too much

Some turks like eating like they are about to die every morning though, they usually get fat as shit

egg is good for lunch or mid afternoon tbqh

Spaghetti-O's are basically a life saver when you have kids, the little monsters wont go near anything green or vaguely vegetable shaped

Thankyou Italy for making canned childrens food

omelettes with jam or nutella is fine
anything that is sweet works great in the morning

South Italians where too poor to afford fresh eggs for most of modern history. This is why north Italian pasta has eggs and south Italian pasta does't.

eggs are disgusting, i would like to be an honorary polaco italiano

>not eating leftovers from the day before for breakfast
do you not exercise first thing in the morning or something?

Mediterraneans don't work they just nap all day

>leftovers
>re-heating
disgusting, unless soup or beans

never understood the heavy breakfast consept either, just makes you feel swollen right in the morning. porridge+ryebread+coffee is the breakfast of champions.

Mehmet pls, nothing like taking some cold Chinese leftovers and scrambling them with eggs

I'm not though, i sometimes eat 4 boiled eggs for breakfast

>omelettes with jam or nutella is fine
you put jam or nutella on your omelettes? the fuck

Spaghetti-O's are American

I just get a bacon egg and cheese from the Duchess on the way to work. 2.50 for one like this, great deal.

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It's good on a Sunday if you're hungover. I'd never want a fry-up before work though.

Chef Boyardee invented the canned Italian food trend, and he's an American.

Shitslians are all scrawny dweebs that are agraid of consuming any kind of protein.

What region?

We buy them without the bloom

where's your sense of Irony?

You're retarded if you think any certain kind of food being eaten early in the day affects nationwide obesity rates, as opposed to portion sizes themselves being much bigger here.

Imagine being autistic about what other people eat for breakfast.
How fucking stuck-up can a people possibly be?

Tuscany

So once you get far enough North Italians start eating real breakfasts. I see, I see.

thats the faggiest looking meal ive ever seen
i can only imagine the effeminate metrosexual who it belongs to

do euros really eat like this?

It's just a Jow Forums habit that stuck with me for muh proteins

>not drinking black coffee

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>eggs are too heavy in the morning

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Because eggs came from the asshole of a chicken

Most north italians used to be poor as shit too. South italians were actually richer than north italians before unification.

t*scanians are subhumans.

Shut the fuck up ciro

Eggs, arepa, black coffee, juice. Perfect breakfast for me.

Cardboard arepa? Disgusting.

Bread is better.

mate

Lies

If you think arepas are cardboard then you have no idea how to make an arepa.

>cardboad arepa
Fuck off paisa

>not eating at least 3 eggs and drinking 1L of kefir or milk in the morning
youre never going to make it desu

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Reminder Italy is a joke country and should never have existed. Every single region/nation of "Italy" would be better off today if they had never been annexed by Sardinia-Piedmont.

Only non whites drink black coffee

>black coffee AND juice
Why?

Cringe

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And thats a good thing. You keep drinking your soylent

this
it was much better when it was a patchwork of French, Austrian, and HRE clay, Papal States, and city-states.

thanks to perkele im not wh*toid

Soylent is for people like you who cant drink milk without shitting their pants

You're thinking of soy milk. Soylent is a meal replacement which according to the manufacturers supplies every nutrient you need to survive.

How do you prefer your eggs, Jow Forums?

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>Industrial toast
>No butter
>Sugar
>Plastic handler spoon

Die

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Frittata

>No deviled

Hard boiled, a little bit of mayo and spicy paprika

Poached egg on toast is the GOAT breakfast

Soft boiled are good. Sun side up is my go to.

It's Sunny side up or go fuck yourself

Too hard to get right though

You are low test if you need to dilute it

>cooked food in the morning is disgusting
being this plebeian

over easy or boiled

>Cardboard arepa?
implying all the fucking arepas should look like a motherfucker Longplay

scrambled inside a pan rollo
>no huevos con tomate y cebolla
it´s like humanity keep losing it´s soul

>not eating egg on toast with baked beans on top in the morning

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Mix em up

In hot sauce and sambal and anchovies

Sunny side up normally
Poached is great but harder to cook right
I like a little bit of runny yolk

>Why are Italians afraid of eggs?
they fear things they dont have

After the human leaves the house they crawl around the kitchen floor picking up the bread crumbs

Why does it matter if you dilute it with milk or water? The amount of coffee doesn't change

Non whites just seethe at the fact white people drink milk and they can't which goes against the "you're just as good as europeans ignore the last five hundred years of human history" brainwashing

niggas in the uk really eating beans for breakfast1

Damn right, and they're fucking delicious.

>Morning pancakes
>Disgusting

u aight yt boi

Unification was a mistake.

Not a lie. The Kingdom of Sicily was an absolute monarchy similar in style to Ancien Regime France and was extraordinarily prosperous. It in particular was singled out as a target by French-revolutionary-type left-wingers (the nationalists of the day) for ideological reasons and also so they could take the treasure for their new regime. It's a big part of why Sicily is poor and has crime problems to-day.

raw

>tfw you're a poorfag that reheats last night's dinner for breakfast

You are subhuman.

I enjoy having eggs for breakfast on weekends. Not very common here though

I am from Veneto

>It in particular was singled out as a target by French-revolutionary-type left-wingers (the nationalists of the day)
Jews and masons always have to ruin everything
youtube.com/watch?v=xid2_oEP5ho

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Have s breakfast like a king, a lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. Those are the rules that I follow.

represent. the strongest, blackest, in the mouthest of them all, for me.

Hot, m-me too please

eating breakfast makes no sense

>eating breakfast ever
Pleb

>eats eggs
>burps and farts for the whole working day
I wonder.

>not eating polenta's sticks with melted asiago cheese
it's like you don't even live in the alps

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Amerikans have this shit for breakfast, no wonder why they are all fucking obese

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At least one out of 3 americans got the joke so I don't feel like a complete failure

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italian breakfasts are so shit tier. No wonder they’re all so lazy, they have no energy and are hungry till dinner