/brit/

there's always abuse/rape threads

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do Brits really enjoy gin or is it just a meme

women get what women deserve

Gin is good if you’ve got non retarded taste buds

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Yanks btfo

I personally only buy things from the US, European countries, or Japan.

[X] doubt

made a cheeky

Why doubt?

Because everything is made in R.P.C.

Cringe

Found the chink

That just isn't true. My belt for example was made by Amish in the US.

What is your informatical device ?

Love having shit genetics. Love flaring up with acne as an adult just for having one beer or eating a small snack. really great i love it

im melv posting in /fr/

What do Brits think of Theresa May?

would not want varg to be my dad
cant help but think how awful it would be hed wake me up at 3am and tell me how the wehrmacht werent as bad as everyone portrays them to be and that my sleeping position should involve my knees being bent

retourner, s'il vous plaît

Taiwanese, but I didn't buy it.

non
je suis melvin jhabite alice springs

Où est Alice Springs ?

I'm answering you here as well, Mel'

What about your TV ? Working machinery ? Materials (iron, aluminium) ? Average plastic part of something you bought in mart ?

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft

australia
*nods at you respectfully*

je suis une idiot dans le brit

My TV, which I use as a monitor as well, is Dutch. What does "working machinery" mean? I never buy iron or aluminium. I don't buy things with plastic, I'm afraid of it poisoning the environment and inhibiting my hormone production.

US Navy sees "UFOs" every day
They call them something else though

Oh yeah, your phillips monitor is surely assembled in the Netherlands. Working machinery - hand drillers and such, but I assume you're an urbanite who never really worked outside. Even there, I'm sure at least 50% of the products you buy are related to the chinese industry.

who paid you to grab doctor gravel

>I assume you're an urbanite who never really worked outside
Not true.

fuckin hate those movies

Which one ?

French canadians are basically jews
thankfully i'm real french not whatever they are

Alotta loyal tea for a higher gun

why does everybody hate french canadians?

gf is canadian and is like a cartoon character

she also fucking hates this country but can’t afford to move back to vancouver because of the chinese

Or perhapsh he’s wondering why someone would shOOt a man, before throwing him out of a plAAAne

Based cartoon girlfriend

thats funny talking about the godfather one of the guys who played the rosato brother died

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eating some negro-grade chicken

don't hate them but they're a different thing to modern french people. my grandfather came here in like 1900.

honestly now why would i want to lose my virginity when it has so many perks in folklore

i am INSANE

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uber eats driver had the nerve to tell me to change my address to my house because he wont get paid for the 100 metres down the road he drove to get to mine
needless to say i gave him a thumbs down

feel like a couple of years hit me pretty fast recently, weird how that works

do you live on a farm or something?

no but i live right on the edge of where they deliver so i have to use another house and ask them to drive down to me

foy

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you reckon it would be possible to shoot somebody from the side of a helicopter while they were standing on the peak of mount everest?

stopped enjoying video games

Then you'd fit right in on /v/

Nice out today

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Summer means a lot of tourists dying I guess

the reign of the rorkes

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how do i stop gravitating towards contrarianism

not washing my hands after i poo and wee because its too cold

>4:00 am
>daybreak has already happened

i'm going to utter the n word

Stop thinking your life has importance (unless you want to oc)

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i don't i generally roll my eyes at anyone who has passion for anything

Gonna find me a Greggs that I’ve heard so much about.

going to pounce on the next battlefield game

/brit/ is no longer an english city

she gave me a lovenote

never cooked with anise gonna pick some up today what's it like

Babbys first interaction with a female

listen to more bladee you pleb

pretty bored at toil today lads

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want to talk?

yeah sure

Liquorice aniseed sambuka

Anyone ever used Norwegian airlines? They just moved my flight time a month after booking and fucked my AirBnB check-in so I've gotta cancel and find a new one

im lying in bed because its warm in here but i might get out in a second
maybe not though

I need a wholesome Portuguese gf. Sick of these American THOTS

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what's the plot here?

I love loftcraft

might get some gamer gloves to go with my gamer goggles

>fat kid is her brother
>she got e-famous awhile back for a video where she farted so loudly it scared him
>ending up dating some random white guy
>cheating on him with a black guy (amongst others, probably)
>gave birth to a halfrican
>tried to convince him it was is
>he dumped her
>tried dropping the niglet off at his house because MUH POST PARTUM DEPRESSION
>I'm guessing the kid was taken away from her
>starts fucking with blacks even more since they're the only ones who want to be around a single mom with a black kid
>gets arrested for doing nigger shit
>at some point she makes an unsubstantiated claim he's gay

Chapter 1:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q7NtIBiwr5U

Chapter 2:
Gets on Tosh.0

Chapter 3:
twitter.com/maceesophia/status/987769184481406976
twitter.com/maceesophia/status/997992252239745029

Chapter 4:
twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1022657842136969217
twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1037509919338098688

Chapter 5:
twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1043593764588146693
twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1040813362400112640

Chapter 6:
newsandtribune.com/news/three-arrested-after-shots-fired-at-new-albany-apartment-complex/article_a7519172-cbed-11e8-8b09-17e290252f37.html

The End.

didnt read a word lol

don't care lol

now that's silly what could you possibly need gamer gloves for silly boy haha

doing a read
beastly people, the chinese

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I don't understand Christianity.
they try to sell it like you're already a christian and you're going to heaven anyway
but really their god claims to be our creator, so those of us he believes are shitty go to hell
Glad I wasn't raised a jesus gimp.

I'm Christian

I always thought there's something more to it but the story is pretty average

I don't think it's average for a seemingly normal white woman too cheat on her boyfriend with a black guy and give birth to a niglet, then become a criminal herself