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This really is a disjointed mess so far.

I was tricked into watching that movie because I was told it is comedy. Absolute shite movie.

India bohot achchha . Shadi mein loud music

We need to genocide these retards to control our overpopulation.

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>And people wonder why India is such a shithole.
Force sterilisation or one child policy like chinks is the only solution here.

Kek

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What does this say? Is this hindi?

post more Daya and CID memes

It's just a Muslim who's basically calling all the Hindus 'Cucks" because they don't use their wife like breeding factories to produce 10 children.

Ah, it's those subhumans again. First govt should bring uniform civil code and then stop these fuckers from breeding like rabbits. But it wouldn't happen because of muslim appeasing tactics used by politicians.

>youtu.be/5GYMJVf616g
Is PC sriram the akiyuki shinbo of Indian movies?

youtu.be/FpvKcjLXoNo
PUBG, Star Wars, Avengers.
What is he trying to do here?

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Here's his entrance with Darth Vader theme.
youtu.be/5mR1fKIWOzk

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Holy Based

We need a two child policy desu

*for muslims, dalits, christians, BIMARUfags, mallus and bengalis only

youtube.com/watch?v=SWByCIg2UcY
>mallus

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It was okay I guess.

Based Srinivas

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Yeah I'm thinking based.

this

WORLD CUP TODAY

Mallus don't even have kids lol
They have some of the lowest fertility rates in the country

That would increase the non muslim mallu birthrate kek.

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Give me the opium you frgging dorks

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Based.

India you are based. Please nuke Pakistan please.

t. your mongolian friend

Fuck Coolie, he's a faggot. Fuck Hardick Pandya and that other wannabe nigger.
>Dhoni ki kaptanship ke niche, haan, woh tha ek jamana *sips chai*

My current situation is that I've failed four out of eight subjects this semester and I can't do an internship this summer because I have to study for the supplementary exams. I feel terrible. Anyone else has been in this kind of mess?

Why did you fail? overwhelmed or underachieving? Don't feet terrible because all you can do is tie a knot in your langoti and catch up. Use modafinil or something for attention if that's your problem.

I have always been an underachieving student since 11th standard. But this semester was like the worst I've ever had, the hardest stuff I've ever seen.

Well if you're able to catch up then do that. Just remember that the time spent in college/uni is minuscule compared to rest of your life and if you do well there, the chances of you doing well in rest of your life are high. Just plow through it. Take some Modafinil, I've heard it's very easy to get in India but don't abuse it.

SOUTH ASIA GENERAL

>NOOOO.... Don't do Commerce or Arts you'll not get a job.

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Based

I've been told that there's an influx of engineers and doctors in India now. True? It's hard to find jobs for them?

There isn't if you are half decent.

I wonder what the sociology/psychology majors end up doing.

Most people who get a good salary after doing engineering are from IITs, the rest of them get hired by campus placements with a salary around 25-30k rupees, which is pretty low for an engineer. There might be too many engineers who are unemployed but the same can't be said about doctors because they ALWAYS get a decent job or they can even open their own clinics most of the times. The thing about engineering is that you can get an engineering degree from the shittiest and the most irrelevant colleges in India but getting a medical degree requires you to get admission in the best colleges to even start your career.

They open their NGOs and get gibs from the government.

We need another mass sterilisation like the 70s for retards like these.

#PrayForNeasamani

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How the fuck do you people eat momos they’re yuck

Fuck you asshole, they're good

doesn't look like a mallu to me

Bump.

lol

Triggered bongoli

How do we stop the anti-india international media?

Maybe you should stop providing material for them by cleaning up your act

Spamming with "open bob and vegene bitch" tier meta ironic posts

Fuck of jew

>anti India media
Negative PR is still PR. Look at T series.

He is a fingolian not a jew

>He is a fingolian not a jew
All whites are jews

#PrayForNesamani

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And anlgloids are the most evil and cunning type of wh*toids.

I don't speak mallu
Explain

It’s tamil. It’s an meme from a comedy scene in a Tamil movie. Was trending since last night and the funniest part is that it trended more than Modi’s swearing in ceremony tweets which didn’t set well with the sanghis in the state.
It’s a self aware meme like the JCB ki Khudai but the BJP tarde turned it into an anti modi thing which only made more funny nesamani memes.

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learn to code

Kino layout tbqh

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Genuinely think he’s going to take the complete opposite route this time around.

mobile.twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1134003039751299072

Ok this is epic

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Wtf I’m a modi ji supporter now

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narendra nodi

Duran/Angela/Kevin. Lord/whatever/dervish.. I picked random third classes.
That was piss easy. Can't believe bill&ben frustrated me so much as a prepubescent kid. Also can't understand these SOM nostalgiafags on steam that pick on the soundtrack of all things. 'tis great, I liked the path of heaven music. The scenario would have needed more texts tho or mb not after all.

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oops, not my general.

Wat game

Seiken densetsu 3 lel. They really should remake it too.

Remake it in a good way ala sword of mana but idk if I trust them anyways. Ok, i'm out.

My uni has ganesha as their logo
Tell me more about ganesha

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I had to google to know that it was the Mana series, I’ve only played Secret of Mana

First stop clinging to ancient achievements and kill all corrupt politicians.

Alleged God of education and wisdom, despite there being no accounts of Ganesha in any Vedas or Puranas at all.

In reality, Ganesha is a representation of the fat Buddha after Buddhism was eradicated in mainland India. The elephant is the animal of war in indian culture and hence, the head of the Buddha was replaced with the elephant as a symbol of aggression by the resurgence of Hindu kings.

Just look at images of Ganesha and Buddha side by side.

Do you people really believe the girl is asking for it if she is out after 9pm?

So ganesha is not a real god? No one worships ganesha?

Apparently uncultured fucks believe that the girl is an easy slut who'll fuck anyone if she does a job.

Redpill me about Computer Sciences

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Are those people the majority? Thats grim.

He is. Just a more modern God

>less than two months until I get my work permit
excitement increasing daily now

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They are mainly illiterates

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Are you a student? What are you studying?

Currently finishing a post-grad in what is pretty much development studies. Did an internship at an NGO in Bhutan for 6 months. Found a job while I was there.

That's pretty awesome. I'm jelly. Usually foreigners (excluding Indians) have to pay daily fees to the authorities till the time they are in the country.

I know. My 6 months in Bhutan costed about €3,000 (including flights, visa fees, vaccinations etc.), on a tourist visa it would be somewhere around €36,000-45,000 or so.
I was already very appreciative of that opportunity, and now being able to return there for several years... I'm stoked!

Oh my fuck it’s way too humid and hot ffs

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I'll be returning to Bhutan at the end of July. I'll be carrying plenty of Belgian chocolate to give to my friends there.
Problem is, a friend of mine in Delhi is asking if I wanna hang out with her a few days along the way. Isn't summer in Delhi like 50°C or something insane like that? How do I keep my chocolate from melting, even if it's just from the airport to a fridge in a hotel room or sth?