>High on amphetamines
>Mom said she was going out to dinner with Dad
>House to myself
>The amphetamines always make me insanely horny
>Going to grab a soda from the fridge
>See the lady on the bottle of Cholula hot sauce
>Think to myself ""I waste so many hours on porn when I'm high and I hate it. If I just pull down my pants right now and get a good fap out I'll be able to enjoy more of this high not watching porn""
>pull down my pants infront of the fridge holding a bottle of hot sauce and start jacking off
>Two minutes later I hear a scream behind me
>"Wtf how did I not hear her come home"
>Pull down my pants and run upstairs at the speed of light
>That was like five hours ago and I'm still scared to come out of my room
I'm 24 years old by the way. A few hours ago I heard my mom crying to my dad in the living room and him saying something about kicking me out
High on amphetamines
>Cholula lady
>not the Land O Lakes girl
shit taste
>fapping to a product label on the spot
high test as fuck
That's so retarded that it has to be real
Stealing this for my next vn.
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Kek
>no aunt Jemima
Kys
>High on amphetamines
They should kick you out for this.
I have nowhere else to go
go to church and become a monk
good story
for me it's the sun maid
Cajun hot sauce is much better than that tomato-y hispanic shit
depends entirely on the dish
some want more vinegar than others
For me, it's amul, face like butter.
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How come she looks plastic and got so uglier with time?
>this thread
>also gringos: erhmegerhd breh mexeekhe ersh sech eh shethelle. Leke teke reshpensebelete fer yer narcos.
Fuck you all bubble butted shits.
hot saucers like you though. we're all friends here.