What are the most comfy places to live in Germany?

Duisburg-Marxloh

sorry OP! no whites allowed to emigrate to europe!

Duisburg for you.

Gelsenkirchen

Bielefeld

Pomerania

Bavaria

come to South Swabia and enjoy sunshine, brother

Kelkheim, Hessen

this.
Lake Constance and the Allgäu are among the most comfy areas here.

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t. Italian passport Italo-Spanish spic

Whatever isn't a city. But only if you speak perfect German.

Wherever has the least Germans.

Munich or Frankfurt

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Yeah what this guy says. I'd recommend England.

>in Germany
At least you tried.

Unfortunately Germany is not very comfy but as someone said already, the Alp's region is the comfiest.

all of europe belongs to the german empire jelly angloid

t.

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Hagen

Smaller towns that aren't huge
Bamberg for example comes to mind. Very chill town

t.

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>Frankfurt
If you like heroin and no-go areas

lübeck
ruhrgebiet
coast smalltowns
any hamburg food minimart at 7 in the cold morning selling fresh fishburgers and a black yet aromatic coffee

what a bunch of bullshit

It's a beautiful city and you can go wherever you fucking like

Hamburg.

Ossi.

Rural Germany is very beautiful.
I don't know why any German would want to live in a city full of Turks.

You sure know me doc

I don't like big cities like Berlin or Munich, a bit smaller ones that are more close to nature but that aren't completely rural, mostly due to job stuff

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>Wessi*

Go to the North for that, southern germans are shit tier.

fuck off

Rhineland-Palatinate

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you ever been there faggot?

do they still speak low german there

Germany is the most beautiful country in the world, frogs can suck my dick

Sadly not, but high german (comprehensible german) at least.

The FR"G" Ltd is a shithole.

i live here it's shit stay out
totally not the best kept secret in terms of cities to live in in europe

grandpas and grandmas do. people under 40 only understand it

it's dying

I drove through Bavaria several times recently and it is fucking empty as hell. You can't even find a bloody gasstation. Most villages have not a single tavern. You can't even see people sitting in front of their own houses. It's just an empty green wasteland of isolated farmsteads.

you mean br"D"dr

Mein Neger

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Herne

formerly Karl's

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why? waifu from there

soulless through and through

Fuck off they're full

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They really are.

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FUck I love those pines

no just move to eastern germany they love foreigners there

Cologne and Köln :-D

what's precariat?

bad

what is it?

not the southwest, they were all assholes

tell me about your experience please

Munich is full, please leave.

Chorweiler

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Avoid Rhine-Ruhr at all costs

Berlin

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I have been to Dresden and it seemed nice

Depends what are you planning to do? Work, study? Or leech from the state?

He is argentinian and people will confuse him as a syrian and beat him up

Anywhere in Schleswig-Holstein that isn't close to Hamburg.

what you are looking for exactly? it depends on your expectations

Fuck off, Reinbek is a divine place.

nothing annoying like a big city but nothing that dead like a rural area, something that is kinda close to nature. Germany has some nice landscapes.

stay OUT of Lübeck

I join the gentleman from our neighbourhood
Fuck off we're full

Frankfurter here. There is less heroin than 25 years ago and no-go areas? Please tell me where, so I can avoid them. I haven´t encountert yet any.

All of Frankfurt is a no-go area.
Not because of crime, but because all the grey and glass will drain all your will to live.

I studied very close to this area and know every single region of Germany and can confirm Rheinland-Pfalz is the patrician choice. Literally a fairy tale region, much better than the rest in terms of coziness.

Okay you have clearly never been to Frankfurt.
Pic related.

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Who are better, western germans or eastern germans?

Are you trying to start a german civil war here?

Okaythen, who are better north germans or south germans?

Cities with a size of about 50k people, or rural places close to cities with about 50k people. umbers may vary, but make sure the place has a train station

Also, Hannover

Geilenkirchen
even the nato agrees that geilenkirchen is awesome

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When it comes to Germans the answer to that question can be summarized like this
>Catholic background
Good people
>Protestant background
Uptight and/or bad people

I love living in Bavaria.

social democrats.

Its a single big muslim ghetto.

Hayange

Heidelberg sounds like what you want. Not sure how the job situation is there but BaWü has one of the lowest unemployment rates in Germany so it cant be too bad

As I sad you have obviously never been here Ronny.

Any IT bros here? Im working with ccna and that stuff, have any idea how’s the market/pay over there? I knew that in UK was pretty low

Northern Germans are objectively better.

t. never been to Germany
we southern Germans have the stereotype of being stiny, uptight and unfriendly compared to the people in the north.