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Slampigs

Trying to get down to London today and there’s currently a man threatening to end his own life at Leeds station, delaying all trains, and this trains full of people more concerned about their own lives. Literally just heard someone say “let him jump then”. Disgusting.

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in gympie lads

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why is that disgusting? whats disgusting is preventing the poor guy from ending his misery, selfish cunts

What's the point, she doesn't even have big boobies

gengis khan? incel
hitler? incel
trump? incel

People make their own choices.
People usually only go into public and threaten to kill themselves because they want attention.
If he really wanted to be dead he would and you'd only be reading about it in the papers.

going to be late toilberg will not like this, not one bit

>rape thousands of women
>celibate

was just doing a think about genghis khan 2bh
i want to find a good book about him and his life

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nowt wrong with a bit if the ol' surprise sex

She has a really really good facial structure.
Would take someone with a 10/10 face, pancake tits, and a flat ass over a girl with just an okay face but a 10/10 body any day.
Mental how she got yanked big time

big Gengis is probably the single biggest pussy crusher in all of human history

thanks for acknowledging but my names actually not gengis haha

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i'd make a better severus snape than adam driver

my nose isn't as big but i look more like alan rickman than he does

looks like Marseille
also looks like Marseille

>Genghis Khan is said to have fathered at least 1,000 children, possibly as many as 2,000 from as many as 3,000 wives.[citation needed] Genetic analysis has shown he is a male-line ancestor of 0.5% of the world's population.[88] See descent from Genghis Khan.

kind of misogyny i am seeing here all 1st world countries should ban everything about genghis khan

ITT: British discussion

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*kisses you on the lips*

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*peeks up your sisters skirt*

hey since you don't need the lle on marseille can i have them? and Versailles as well
call me llellelles

trust these girls' opinions on geopolitics so i do

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they're all yours

*lays on your sister's bed and puts her bras on my face*

thats sodium bromide

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thinking back to the year 2014 when i was 15 on family holiday and got wanked off by this peng french lass in the hotel swimming pool, had a cheeky rub on her fanny and we planned where we was gonna sneak off to shag the next day but my dad made us go to the beach

making racist comments on reddit rather than toiling haha

>but my dad made us go to the beach
lol
Why didnt you just tell him to fuck off

thanks not thats

Sometimes wank myself off to the thought of huffing a birds panties

if you told him you were going to meet a bird, im sure he would have understood and let you do your thing

i respect my old man

have never actually wanked on account of what how i shagged so much since i got pubes

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having a wink

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deano

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Maccas sausage egg and cheese bagel lads

wew lad

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pulling the wings off flies

Just got given a toilphone for round the clock toiling

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doin' a crosspost

i don't read other people posts i just count my (yous)

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so many peng birds on tinder oh my days

youtube.com/watch?v=TDlCBvBw1hY
the mornin' listen

*ahem*
sebbo?

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Bustoil

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bet you got slightly excited for you mention and feel like a dickhead knowing it was a fake out

yep haha

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you know that feeling on a weeknight where you feel all lose and confident and relaxed

why can I never feel that way in the mornings, I'm so frigid

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White genocide is real

My lords.

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feel like dying

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detest negros.

they're coming into your country

showed this gif to my aunt and she laughed and said it was like me eating biscuits

I found it funny at the time but now I can't sleep because I keep thinking about it

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Cafe was out of chicken

Aliens have landed innit

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Hello.

Git, you can't carry on like this

checkouts in 12 minutes but I'm not getting out of this bed until someone physically drags me out

*gets into bed with you*

>gif
fuck off

I was born amongst ashes and despair

Look at me now

food for thought so get a buffet plate

fluffy cat

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Penny for my thoughts, and you'll be rich

mass immigration from third world non white countries into first world white countries is currently ongoing

Shall be loving it when 10-20 years down the line all the fags are worried about how they now cant afford a house because housing prices are too high
Bet they will say something along the lines of "We should take land from the rich"

mad how i just farted my self to a semi stiffy

>Shall be loving it when 10-20 years down the line all the fags are worried about how they now cant afford a house because housing prices are too high
What the fuck do you mean 'down the line'?

Alri

keep up the softcore porn posting

ME WANT SOYLENT

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Dont live in Ausland mate, there is still relatively affordable housing here/ land parcels depending on where you are willing to live

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