/smg/ stock market thread - Friday Spy's Gay

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>$1 entry for options, $5 for stocks, free exits
tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_depositary_receipt
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for the Lira

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HYG trying to breakout past 15min Resistance level. She's almost there

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OHNONONONO

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first for AMD just won't die
and INTEL IS FUCKED

I DON'T WANT THE TRADING TO STOP WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Did Poland miss earnings?

WHAT EDITION IS THIS IM LOST

Pamp et.

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user on MCHP...is this super oversold? What was up with that death dip?

Go to church user

[_]Research and do DD
[_]Volunteer at your local community center
[X]Drink beer and shitpost on /smg/

"Not "the Big one", but you can see it from here" edition

tariffs

First for blowing all gaytrades in one awesome ranging day

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shitcoins trade 24h7

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Also, they're being investigated for securities fraud

Ah good one thanks for that heads up

IT'S THE 429th THREAD ANNIVERSARY EDITION
AT LEAST THE THREAD GOES BACK TO THE LAST ONE ALRIGHT

beat on earnings and lost a lotta value though; they're historically another money printing company
thanks to trump we're getting everything for a fucking discount; the investigation is worrying though

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Nice cloud + pivots
This what am seeing alot of options traders do

Pivot strategies confuse me though desu

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DIE AMD DIE
DROP BELOW 19

Oh shit, lol. Thank god I didn't gamble on any more tech shit. Whole sector's (besides AMD) been JUSTing me for months.

AMD is a monster. It refuses to go down. But if it does, I'll see that as a sign that the market is about to get even MORE volatile.

Whoever recommend ROAD I take back the take back of the nice things I said as I said before. I meant them, in future retrospect.

Sorry to anyone with GSKY bags, but YOU clicked 'confirm order' not me.

I have mostly cash. Even the best hidden, best value opportunities are sketchy and shitty. Somebody tell me what to do with it.

Buy some IAG under $5/share, hold for $6.50 in September or October.

Why is everything so correlated? ETFs were a mistake.

>IAG
>Airlines
Nope. That boat has already sailed. Next. If you like airplanes buy Atlas.

Tried to convince my ex to come play butts and wieners last night. It didn't work. I will now convince the market to make me monies. It will work.

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Is it too late to buy AMD? Or should I even bother. Is Intel the better investment?

>Pivots confusing

They are pretty simple, just resistance & support values, sort of like SMAs. The security will 'bounce' between the current support and resistance level (IE a channel) while the market is deciding what they want to do. Once a candle's low or high breaks through the resistance/support, it is a weak sell/buy signal. This becomes a strong signal when the candle is fully seated beneath or above the support/resistance line. This affect is easily seen when using HA candles.

In chart you can see that the opening 15 minutes of today broke through S1, S2, and S3. However, S3 was not fully broke, and did not break 30 minutes into the market. Hence, you see the rally that we have had. We are not trading in between S3 & S2, with S3 acting as support, and S2 acting as resistance. We are seeing attempt to break resistance currently, but it doesn't look like it will happen until Trump tweets something.

IAG is a gold mining company.

The market will play butts and wieners with you instead.

It got upgraded by many analysts while INTEL got downgraded.

>pic related

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HEAR 40 dollar by end of month

Screencap this

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Final day before HMNY reports crazy earnings.

Last chance to ride the moon!

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP BRO

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How many shares do I need to make it?

Unironcly thinking about dumping all my intel stocks and buy AMD instead

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Volunteer firefighting is the only thing that’s kept me from becoming an hero. Keeps me in shape too.

my life savings is ready

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Is there any reason Trump put tariffs on Turkey or is he just throwing his dick around?

I.e. buy soon

AMD is gonna hit 25 by middle of next year

yeah you should sell at a low and then buy at a high, that's an awesome plan

1,000,000

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>that pre split share value of $0.000232

NOW THIS IS SHITCOINS!!!

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the reasoning is something along the lines of "erdogan? fuck that guy"

which is not a bad thought vector tbqh

My average price is $49.29. I'm down $12.66 overall. I should've sold this motherfucker when it was $57.

>not averaging your cost at .069 for junior high giggles

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Biz approved tactic

Jokes aside my intel still around 19%+ because i bought at 36€ and now they're at 43€

AMD CLIMBING
THE ASK VOL IS HIGHER THAN THE BID VOL
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH@#$%^$%&*^(#

So question: is there a way I can access Japanese stocks without being forced into OTC/pink sheets or moving there? I want in on the Nikkei stocks but I don't want to go through OTC even if it means being awake for Japanese market hours.

100% Same lol

But i am comfy with my HEAR stocks now

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AMD is going to put my in an early grave. My heart. Nonstop rollercoaster.

It's got to be at least $34 by Tuesday or i'm fucking necking myself

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Get a broker that lets you trade on international markets.

COVER MY ASS I’M GOIN IN

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Banks and privat trader set the goal to 40 dollar so i am comfy

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you bought in again at 19.10-12? It hit 19.09 today
IRON HANDS

you sure you can risk that much?

Profit/Loss % +717.46%
Profit/Loss % +717.46%


any of you kids on USDTRY 20x?

ganna retire from this shit, based Erdogan

until the end, lads?

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Which ones are good? I've got Ally right now but I'm considering switching.

I'm new to this, please correct me if I'm wrong, but most retail traders and investors are not actually buying equity but CFDs?

Only made 125%

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>He doesn’t even have 20 shares
22 HMNY here

I’m holding in hopes they’ll open up the lawsuit to anyone that bought this scam so I force them to write me a $6 check. Then I just won’t cash it.

Its now or never bros. I either make it here or I am done for good.
All. In.
Absolute madman

You know those prices get adjusted as time goes by right
it can go up and down, look at Intel, they were downgraded to 44 from 49
so how does it work, exactly? buying USDTRY?

I hope the shorts get squeezed. I gambled on HEAR earnings (25 @ $31.15), didn't take profits, and now the shorts are JUSTing me pretty hard.

My hands are so iron that I'm just holding till earnings I don't even care about the price action unless and goes back down to ten in which case I lose all my gains. I'm officially long hold.

Also, what do you have against ADRs that trade on the OTC markets and are linked to Japanese stocks? NTDOY is an ADR that represents 7974.T, Nintendo's Japanese stock. Shares of NTDOY are worth a set amount of 7974.T shares, it's basically the same thing as buying it on the Tokyo Stock Exchange but more convenient.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_depositary_receipt

Other Japanese companies have secondary listings on the NYSE / NASDAQ like Sony (SNE), Honda (HMC), and Toyota (TM).

that 6 dollar check'll be worth a lotta money to any guy that lost a couple thousand on this stock
the modern equivalent of hanging your enemies head above the fireplace

I will never sell HMNY

>HMNY pulls a DRYS and shoots up to $20k a share
A poorfag can dream

i dont think you will have a chance to pretty soon.

What I have against them is that my broker (Ally) charges a shit-ton for OTC trades and will only let you place limit orders on it.

Kek. I’ll frame it and give it to comfy to hang at the entrance of Autism Inc.

good stuff
pic related is what am looking at for bounce
the stripped red is VIX, the black grey and major ETFs

if they bounce off Vix during cross, continued downtrend confirmed !!
hahah say it,
say Green day :D

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been in it since July 23, Turkey is a living meme country

yes I bought USD/TRY at 4.75 a few weeks ago

Ah, well that sucks. I had a global trading account with Etrade but never really used it so I closed it out. When I used Interactive Brokers I also had the option to trade on just about any market I wanted to. It was more of a novelty though and I reverted back to just trading US stocks because there's more than enough to choose from just on the US markets so I didn't see the need to trade on foreign markets as well.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a Tex Mex chicken salad. It's a new offering so I gave it a shot, it's pretty good. I'm up only 1% today but that's good. ROAD beat expectations which is fantastic news for my holdings. Going to hold cash through the weekend, didn't open a TLT long sadly.

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Yummy chips! I feel like death, I HAVE to stop drinking. I'm also getting ruined by RUN, but my sneaky UVXY buy is doing good.

It will be you just wait and watch Whore

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hissssssss

anybody know of or have a link to discord servers where they trade es/the spyders or nq/the qs?

>colored chips
MANCHILD

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Oh baby WDC looking so cheap. Wanna catch this knife so bad.

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feel free to kill yourself anytime

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why cause you're a faggot?

No rudepositing towards lunchbro pls, it's bad for you spiritually

Me no eating anything fancy for awhile ;_;
Why couldn't just close all positions yesterday? Was even warned what was happening today

Am so stupid

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Google turned up IAG= International Airlines Group. So sorry for the confusion.

>IAMGOLD
>Gold mining company
No, I'm still waiting for EGO to turn a profit. Pretty metal stock isn't going to free me of my bags. I have enough already.

I need something that actually turns a profit and might actually go up in stock price. I don't need anymore shitty commodity stocks on the verge of bankruptcy.

Reminder not to trust analysts, some smartasses kept a "BUY" rating for HMNY even when the stock dropped in the toilet. A couple of banks made literal bank off the fees from buying faggots.

Do don't like colored tortilla chips strips with your tendies? :^)

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

USDTRY is apparently the new bitcoin, should I FOMO into it??