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canada appreciation edition

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Is something wrong with me if I’m
>far right
>gay
>have an Asian fetish
>want to fuck a white woman to breed but date Asians
>want Asian bf to have Asian supremacy values
>have no bf
>have no gf to breed and carry my genes

>gay
yes

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100%

wtf absolutely BASED
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haha based dude lmao

Leaving for New Zealand today bros. I'm going to be traveling for almost 30 hours straight to reach my destination

You sound like you came from /lgbt/. And that's not what I say about every gayposter here, not at all.

I want a taco.

pleasure or busnazz?

I actually haven’t visited that board except for times I misclick it when going to Jow Forums. Apparently it’s full of commies according to Jow Forums

you sound insane

Good luck bud

You're mistaken. It's full of:
>far right gays
>yellow fever
>gay surrogacy

I only go to lgbt for the cam threads

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Oh. Will I be right at home or will I still feel self-hating like I do on Jow Forums who openly said they want to gas me after the day of the rope

It's mostly full of transgender people and their memes

good morning

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But yeah. A lot of transgenders there too.

If it helps you feel any better, I am also an LGBT white supremacist.

Pleasure/school
Thank youuu

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Good morning

im about to go to sleep hehe

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Why are you only now going to bed?

Same, I stayed up all night trying to get dick pics. I won't sleep until I get a dick pic.

night shift

...uhh ok good luck bud

Hello Canada! I just came here to pay my respects.

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What's the most national Canadian food do Canada has? The USA has burgers, Mexico have tacos.

Poutine....

Poutine.

poutine

Whale (for Eskimos)

pootin

xd

hehe

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>Boomer lab custodian/janny yelling at new hires/transfers in the project he doesn't recognize
Why do boomers think their age or senior position in a low level job gives them this authority? I have half a mind to get this guy written up.

I’m not a femboy. I actually like my beard

You sound cute. I'm not what you're looking for though.

how is Japanese gf 2019 coming along boys?

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They, perhaps rightfully so, think they know more than you youngins because they've been doing the job longer.

Also keep thinking about getting my colleague pregnant and it makes me feel so good. Help!

Liked you and have been wanting to spend time with you since "around" the time one first saw you

>This is a reference to how Sammy Sosa would leave the batter’s box after a hit / home run. He jumps out the batters box the same way Cash’s cocaine jumps out the kitchen. (Crack is cooked over the stove).

If Japanese girls tried to look like this instead of that cringe aheago cutesy shit, they’d be a lot more attractive

Problem with that always seemed to me that it would be too hard finding one without actually being there. Any Japanese girl online looking for whitebois must get absolutely flooded by weebs. Never pursued one though so I have no way of knowing for sure.

I’ve never actually been called cute before and you actually made me blush.

Ah, goodnight bud.

go be disgusting somewhere else, you fucking freak

Reminder Sammy Sosa is WHITE now.

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Now I feel sad

I like her cut, her bangs in the front, it's a classic style, it's from ancient courts in Japan and Korea, extending into parts of China probably through diffusion

I like hair cuts like that, especially shorter like a bobcut from pulp fiction

Quebec has poutine, which is French fries with cheese curds and gravy.

Germ you should write ur teacher back
外國人非常非常喜歡給台灣女老師做愛愛!

I won't ever forget how that bitch fucked me over on monday 1:15 pm when I arrived to see her for help at her office and she was too scared to see me

Applying for a job and about to throw up

I bet you're cute when you blush.

The fact that anybody would be scared is what sets me off, said somethings in another place on the internet with little self control diffusing everywhere from one attempt

elaborate

No it isn’t

>especially shorter like a bobcut from pulp fiction
bobcuts make you gay

Don't worry about it. I've put in hundreds of resumes. They will never call you. You won't go to an interview. Nothing to be anxious about.

Someone got scared and couldn't help me with software in her office which she lied and said she didn't have

matched with a cute arab girl on tinder
probably not going to message her as it doesn't matter

why would she be afraid of you

Great, I’m now blushing like an autist in public, coworkers probably think I’m looking at porn

We should make all the generals Canada edition. Just imagine.

Aw, I'm sorry.

Bobcuts are coooool, digging that aesthetic and personality

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>teehee user your bicep looks juicy!
>you've gotten more buff since the last time we met ;)
>y-yeah I've been doing nofap and exercising
>date asks me what nofap is
>pretty much end up telling her I stopped jacking off thinking of fucking her
>says if I want the real thing instead
after 29 years bros... you can't call me a virgin anymore

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Not sure if that's even a bobcut but you get the point

what the fuck is this "glow" slang on Jow Forums now?

you like grandmas

..catyank?

Nah more need to get on this trend imo it's cool af for hot days

Glownigger?

>n-word
cringe

congrats if 4 real

I'm telling she lied don't give a shit it's not snitching if you snitch "the system" even though no one would believe it

spic

Eventually at regristration

quit blogging you psycho chigger
this is why women don't help you at the desk

Fuck you she locked the door and hid

French food has lack of vegetables.

Fine
If you knew, and saw through my perspective

tolerance to the 'zo is a pain, wish i had the same warmth it used to bring.

It’s fine. My break is over anyway

Chigger?

Participation doesn't matter for shit why talk Fuck your farmer

What's the 'zo?

Can't stand attractive latinas

benzo

Just slept with Zando's sister (wew)

Never making a fool of myself again

Good luck getting over that

It's possible to get off of them, though with some medications it's not easy.

True

Air show is coming to town next weekend. Gonna get drunk and watch f-16s fly over our property.

That's going to be fucking dope

sent ;)

Yeah. It’s pretty impressive. Plus is that I live maybe a mile or so from the airbase and it’s mostly just farmland around our place so it’s great for viewing. Last time they came around they would loop right over the house before passing over the airfield, I literally had goosebumps the whole time while watching. They bring out a-10s as well.