>just go up and talk to her >its that easy they told me >just have confidence and don't be nervous >just maintain eye contact and don't hesitate >speak direct and don't give up
Fuck you idiots for spewing me lies. Fuck you for telling me to do all of the above saying that it would work and I could find a woman. Fuck you for saying just get fit dude and lift and they will come crawling. Fuck all of you liars for spreading miss information.
I've been going to the same Starbucks for the past 2 months now trying to work up the courage to talk to my most favourite barista. It just was going fine I would just say how are you doing most days and compliment her amazing coffee making skills.
This morning decide today was the day to make my move. Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on. Tell her she is graceful in every way she moves. Tell her that anyone who is having the worst days could just spend 30 seconds talking with her and feel born again with hope and youth. Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore. Ask her to go out on a date with me that I know a real great Italian place. Give her my number.
She walks into the back and dissapears for 20 seconds. Comes back with manager who is threatening to call the police if I don't leave. Get told to never come back because I'm harassing the workers. I called out her name to apologize and asked her to give me a second chance. She ignored me.
I walked away in shame feeling betrayed and stomped on. Why the fuck did biz lie to me? I bought ethereum at $12 and Ive already made it but without love I feel so empty.
Why did you guys lie to me biz? I literally did everything right here and had confidence and it didn't work. I would trade away all my gains for the love and warmth of a significant other. Money doesn't buy you happiness.
Go on Jow Forums and get redpilled. Also stop fapping and lift.
Michael Allen
this pasta from a hired Jow Forums smm person again.
this board is really dead
Thomas Lee
hitting on girls isn't illegal they wouldn't call the police for some stupid shit like that nice larp
Gabriel Rogers
nice read OP, but still only a 5/10 because too many aspects were obvious fairytale >compliment her amazing coffee making skills come on man, try to make it more realistic next time. you're a good writer but looks like you haven't left the basement for too long and forgot how real humans interact
William Gomez
>Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on.
what a fag, no wonder she ended up calling the police
This has to be a larp. A deep larp but a larp nonetheless. Jk it's probably fucking real. PEOPLE THIS AUTISTIC WALK AMONG US.
Jackson Richardson
What’s it like to be a low test betacuck faggot asking for woman advice on a financial Vietnamese website
Nathaniel Mitchell
>Money doesn't buy you happiness. You were supposed to slap her with a fat stack of $100 bills, or drive by in a lambo. How else would she'd have known you were loaded and that you're rich enough for her to open her legs instantly?
Parker Garcia
I dont understand asking people out whom you don't know. I'm decent looking enough where women come up to me sometimes and it is fucking weird. Ill engage in conversation if it interests me, but flirting from a stranger just feels like some primitive mating ritual. I can manage and it has worked out, but usually having a reason to be speaking at all makes the whole thing less retarded. In school it would be clubs and friends and stuff, now that I'm working I dont know how. I dont even care about banging random sluts, I just want to not feel so alone one day. Yet solitude is all I have and I've worked so hard to get it. I'm never comfortable despite having so many reasons to be. I've done the just talk to her thing and it works, but will it ever be worth it?
Anthony Rivera
it is i read this last week or something, fuck you OP for making me almost care
Angel Bell
i've been here for 10 years and i genuinely don't understand the appeal of pasta like this is it because you get so little attention normally? do you feel like you're some great mastermind manipulating people? i don't get it. it's not humorous or interesting. it's just... there
Joshua Green
Obviously you didn't do it right lol. Stop complaining because you tried it once and it didn't work because you did it wrong lmao fucking loser coming here and crying because ohhhhh noooo you can't get a gf hahahahahhaaha
This, also stop breathing on her, give her some space
Nolan Kelly
>bother her for 2 months >YOU’RE THE MOST AMAZING THING I’VE EVER SEEN EVERYTHING YOU DO IS GREAT >COME WITH ME GIRL I’LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS You sound like you either want to lock her up in your basement or pimp her out.
>The user who thinks he's the only one who got kicked in the balls by the feels.
You have to make these experiences in your life
Landon Mitchell
too many compliments OP. thats why you freaked her out
Oliver Sanders
Buy yourself books about how to interact with people and read them
"How to win friends and influence people" "How to talk with anyone" "Improve your social skills" "The Autism Social Skills Picture Book: Teaching Communication, Play and Emotion"
Read 10 of them Buy a netflix account and start watching some normie series (Breaking bad, GOT, Black mirror, etc)
Start training seriously
Do a course for men's image, a literal course about how to dress, body posture and all the things image consultants usually do
Travel to Asia and Europe so you have something to talk about, go with some travel group so you can practice your new social skills with them
Learn to play some instrume (Guitar, Violin or something)
Ok now you have plenty of things to talk about and skills at talking This should greatly increase your chances of meeting potential mates
Nathan Thomas
Also I'm gonna charge 1 ETH for the advice
Ayden Kelly
This is meme shit. Just watch anime and act like the cool protag
Ian Long
Ok what anime ?
Colton Morales
Heero yuy from gundam wing if under 20 Spike from bebop if 21+
Ethan Wood
Kyon from TMOHS, no matter what age Okay I know I said cool but forget that part, just Kyon that shit
Charles Taylor
you larping idiot. In case you actually are considering doing this just remember the first aspect of your green text there. Talk to her. Meaning converse. Meaning a two way dialogue, not a weirdly awkward, compliment laden, attention smothering barrage of spaghetti. After 2 months you should have enough rapport with this chick to casually insert - your penis - any type of invitation based on shared interests. 2/10 for getting my reply
Liam Brown
>Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore.
don't say stuff like that when you're asking someone out. if you're going to lead on that you're wealthy and could take care of her then that's something to be explored far down the line.
Noah Collins
If not bait, sosuave.com/bible/bible.htm Congrats on making it fren gl with the ladies. Your problem was desperation and oneitis when you should be spinning multiple plates. With your wealth, you genuinely are the prize to be won and not some roastie.
Eli Long
You posted this a week or so ago.
Jacob Turner
See pic, that's how you talk to a women, also u may just be ugly
>Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on. Tell her she is graceful in every way she moves. Tell her that anyone who is having the worst days could just spend 30 seconds talking with her and feel born again with hope and youth. Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore. Ask her to go out on a date with me that I know a real great Italian place. Give her my number.
You're probably larping, but to any other user who reads this, don't ever do this shit. Delete everything except the last two sentences, and it would be 1000x less creepy. Acting like you're obsessed and worshiping a chick literally never works. Even if she liked you before, that would scare her off.
Julian Bailey
sigh I know. It's the same 20 people posting over and over.
Brayden Collins
this
op, you sperged out highvolume retard all over her, how did you think she would react
