/smg/ - Stock Market General

The weekend is coming edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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First for Christ-Logos

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RIP all the fags who didn't buy $AA calls at open

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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previous bread:

Board/thread official discord

XhtnHF
XhtnHF
XhtnHF

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I almost got a job at LOGOS bible software - as a janitor
Fuck them

Do you like these calves? Do you want nice gains like these calves? Everyone knows these are some sexy legs

For some sexy gains buy some LCI

thank me later.

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Just bought puts on PFE and AMD.
Good or bad?

These next few days are absolutely, unironically CRITICAL for the market.

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Meat people are disgusting.

Big gay 5 faggot posting again
SAD!

is this it guys? February 2.0?

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many such cases

>comfy still not even at break even
sad

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>the absolute state of ROAD
Fuck this gay fucking earth

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I sure hope so. Love a good sale.

I thought this was two guys ass fucking.

That's why Biggie likes it

just some calve muscles bro

Good one m8, excellent bants

Yeah February 2.0, pic related is going to be bull fags next week.

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why are you such a cum gurgling faggot?

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Calve muscles that looks like homosexual ass fucking.
Really gay bro

Bro let's not derail the thread with trippy drama
You shall hereby no longer receive (you)s from me ITT
Feel free to contribute to the discussion about investing, however

>Calve muscles that looks like homosexual ass fucking.
maybe it only looks like that because that is what you want to see?

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here you go you glorious gay bastard

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rubber and glue.
Although i have had good gains on LCI since you posted it weeks ago.
Still in GBR? earnings are on the 13th

The sand is strong. Turns out fracking sand not oil was the wise choice.

Also those are some turbogay legs.

how the HIV going?

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is smart sand barting?

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That guy has meth teeth

He's not invited in the server

hurry up and spike GALT

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>Still in GBR? earnings are on the 13th
small amount. Think the only eventful thing about GBR earnings is guidance on buyout.

The whole reason why this buyout is important is so that GBR can start drilling and turning a bigger profit. I don't think much will happen to their cashflow statement or balance sheet until buyout goes through. If you own GBR when proxy goes out vote yes on buyout

It is, that's why he is going to get banned again.

green day

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is there only 1 gay tripfag?

they are clearly legs you can't see the green shoes? Do sexy legs make you feel uncomfortable?

When is the buy out faggot? Because you are going to be holding it for a while.

They gave me Triumeq. So I guess I'm fine now.

this fall

>Because you are going to be holding it for a while.
I've been trading GBR 3-4 years.. saw this buyout coming.. someone was buying up float before spike and they just recently sold some non oil related assets. I'm prepared to trade GBR for another 2-3 years..

relectuant kneepad girl is a dyke

CAT on discount!
Dogs of the DOW square up!
RARARARARARAHHH
WOOF WOOF WOOF

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>They gave me Triumeq. So I guess I'm fine now.
Yeah man i don't think HIV is a big deal.. i heard you can only get it once

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>Triumeq
>not taking Biktarvy, the mount Everest of HIV medication

Y-your not going to die, right??
You're my 3rd favorite poster so I would prefer you not to die

glad tons of post here about turkey in the past weeks before the dumb news started covering it hard

They can keep GRIDS patients alive forever these days. Pretty sad as I earnestly believe it to be a spiritual ailment rather than a physical one.

should I buy a stock now on friday before weekend close, or buy it on monday at the opening bell?

Kick fucking ass! Did they make entry? Or just fight it from the outside like plebs.

18.895 AMD

if you have it, you can hold long-term I think, probably, not advice. It can still go lower though.

NVDA and INTC are the ones that are lava in your hands though I think, probably.

Close is typically better on average. But a red Friday? One that might be the start of a correction? I'd wait till before Monday close.

We are all going to die Comfy.

Based bloody friday

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Why didn't RKP autistic S&P charting predict bloody Friday.

not me

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TSLA is a buy under 375 IMHO. The pricing now is really not correct for the odds/ev. It's going to move a lot depending on news so be okay with the risk.

This was the price without a buyout factored in. So you are basically getting that upside for free if you look at it from that perspective. Not investment/trading advice just laying out how I see it, do own dd

thanks

If I want to try some investing but don't have the ability to obsessively sit in front of the computer all day watching news, what are my options? I have about 15k USD to invest.

It did
Here was plan 4 2 day
Hit short perfectly (pic related)

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she did
she was bullish
that means sell

You shouldn’t need to do that anyway. Day trading is an absolute meme. Think long term and identify trends that you expect to play out in the ~3 month time horizon. You sleep better, make more money and less mistakes.

You have to be ahead of the news. The whole point is having predictions than the market. It's all estimations of future prices.

The news won't ever give you that, unless you are correlated or predicting different news around the world

howdy baabe how are u today

>howdy baabe how are u today

Well that's a yikes from me boys

Buy dividend stocks, good etfs, and maybe a company you think will perform well in the long term.

My butthole puckered reading that
Am I outperforming you with my retarded robintrack options trading yet?

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comfy did you look at barchart.com yet?
what youre doing does not have enough info to make informed decisions m8

Where does Jow Forums think Alphabet and Amazon will be in 20 years?

We need to see some calls from your Robintrack for it to be clear if your better than RKG

solar system superpowers

sweet

can you uh, leave ko alone
thanks

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Are you doing ATM puts or what? I'm enjoying your experiment now, the AMD put looks kind of good

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Apple google or amazon for Tesla?

30% apple
50% google
20% amazon

are my current bets

dump SPY into the fucking ground

30% Apple
20% Google
10% Amazon
20% Foreigners
20% FUNDING NOT SECURED

patience my fren

foreigners would have leaked, has to be silicon valley types with close personal ties.

can I get an "ooooo"

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Also the way I predict it was structured

THey both enter into NDA, company doing buyout can't publicly buy until announcement (insider trading), might already have 4% though or whatever they can sneak in but doesn't have to.

This makes it so elon can't mention the partnership until after announcement. So he wasn't breaking any rules slow rolling it. Had to be handshake deal imo.

Most likely is larry page / google doing it. Good personal friends and he is on record trying to buy Tesla in some capacity.

I'm not sure though. Just my most likely events go like that.

Also guessing he had the deal on a table a LONG time and just decided to go with it just to spite the shorts and secure faster expansion in China/Europe. The aspect of slowing down capex and focusing on profit probably just messed with him too much that he decided to do the deal.

No am wasn't >_>
Even said entered bear mode

Just played the opening long because SPY was low af

;_;
Not good
Me was liquidated on Forex T_T

Dunno if can equate the two
And me portfolio got nuke because an retarded and bought BTC ;_;

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Reminder, people are going to lose their ass on Telsda.

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No, robintrack and FA is all the information I need.
I need to break even before I can compare myself to RKG kek
Pic related is my expert analysis of KO, I'll buy my last put on it the next time it's green
I buy barely OTM ones

Think GE has a way out of their hole?

yeah I am worse than you, I am very bad and ruined my portfolio with calls on QD ;-; Maybe one day I'll break even
fugg forgot the pic

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Is shorting random third world currencies a valid trading strategy?
It seems way too easy to be true.

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omg i jus made SPY pump by putting a put on it

This reinforces and reinforced my earlier prediction on july 27th on here that he had a buyer on the table. That he was focused on production to impress them and not the street. The announcement of buyout reinforced my existing thesis more. Giving me a very different perspective on it. Making it seem insane to see it under 375 right now as I did behavior analysis on musk and the board members, all reinforced a calm/positive attitude.

People are going to get blown up by end of monday.

BASED BOGS

Here are my posts from july 27th that I had detected Elon was holding a secret trump card. Likely under NDA, a deal on the table.

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>buying puts on a red day
y u do dis

fuck you
fuck you

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if IV wasnt so high id be rolling out into those myself
i can wait for a rally tho desu

dont make me go back and find the post yesterday where you said that friday will be no big deal

robintrack has arguably no information at all
you change the scaling on one of those variables and your entire strategy changes
not to mention that, given RHers, each user could be holding anywhere from 1 to over 9000 shares

blowing through my daytrades for the week

>pump
define this

>.gif
wtf did u do?

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Again, watch out if you are short TSLA. I was predicting this accurately on july 27th from available information.

I am more than 100% all in on tesla. Invest however you want. Not advice. All random hunches from crazy.