His country is land locked

you do actually

that's not even possible retard. we do border 3 oceans but you can't just wake up one morning and choose which one you want to swim in fucking faggot

>he's not a trillionaire

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No I don't and if you ever say that to me again I will beat the shit out of you

we do live in a jet age my friend

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literally cannot imagine being landlocked
needing travel documents just to visit the beach, crazy

contain your nonisland rage

Yeah have fun trying to fucking wake up in time to fly from alaska to maine so you can swim there in the morning

you live on an island

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i liek you x

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ummmm, sweetie... i hope you're not trying to imply that the royaume-uni is one of those isl*nd freaks...

we stole this shithole to make the paddies seethe

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based

>tfw it's an Arctic ocean swim sesh kinda morning

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Unless you live in Northern Ireland, then yes, you are an *sl*ndoid

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what kind of stupid retard wants to swim in the arctic ocean