/brit/

All the pretty and intrepid ones ventured to the new world

Reggin

Sadly, yeah

Emmayank could be posting right now and we wouldn’t know he’s not a Brit cause he’s on holiday

A few years back I used to watch a british man yelling in his car about how fucked everything is on youtube. I hope he's doing fine.

haha nice one cody dude

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See if this'll bait him

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should I just message the cute arab girl on tinder?
just utterly sick of women flaking out on dating apps
would lose my shit if it happened again

Good thinking Mr Yank

Wholesome gf

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It’s a numbers game mate

Are you aware how desirable you are? How much women of every nationality want to fuck you merely for your prestigious Anglo genes?

I'm not a numbers type of person
I'm easily discouraged at the site of failure

Is honor killings common by westernized arabs?

Haven't heard the name Cody in lo these many years,,, najes me nostalgic just to see it spelt out

they're not lol

Take solace in the fact that most men go through those emotions lad

Whats the point of sex and love when you know its all a bunch of bullshit? She doesn't actually love or want you. Kills any motivation.

What's the point of anything though?

I don't know

Would just like to publicly clarify in front of all the lads that my (You) to the yank who called British women ugly was purely satire, I don’t subscribe to the silly thinking of thinking all people of one nation are ugly, particularly when i’m an Anglosaxon gentleman myself

playing the world ends with you

Hmmmm

I did superlike her and she only liked me
the ball is sort of in her court

Good sir! What question might you be pondering?

Uh oh got a bit of a runny nose

Phone’s rapidly running out of battery but I’m in public and won’t be home til the end of the day
Considering asking one of the bar staff if I can charge my phone for an hour

going to call someone a virgin in a second...

My mom always said to hold out and that things would get better. But its been years and I'm still depressed, alone, and poor.

As a shagger it’s my responsibility to shield the virgins in this thread from your vitriol

lack of pussy is turning me into a monster in my old age

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Quite disturbing how many people on /vp/ openly and proudly admit to frequently masturbating to Pokemon

Fuck off nonce

that girl you've been thinking about? she does smelly pooey poos every day

>Finally, when you pour the powder into your glass of water and stir around, it will dissolve and mix so fast, you'll think David Copperfield was in your kitchen and playing tricks on you.

Oh, this guy's a real jokester.

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Made a joke about becoming a sperm doner once but it made the gf furious so shan’t be saying that again

>Made a joke about becoming a sperm doner once but it made the gf furious so shan’t be saying that again
Based. I have cum feeding fetishes and often have researched how to get nice big loads. Some say Tribulus + Soy Lecithin is the go to for porn guys but I'm not sure if I want to take that everyday. Big fan of finishing to her welcoming wide mouthed, tongue dangling face.

just injected a marijuana and now my willy's fallen off
don't do drugs kids

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Just squeezed me knees together tightly and felt something in me pelvis separate lads
think I might be done for

>doner

found the turkroach

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Breathing some air lads

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Jap’s eye is burning

lol

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>it’s a numbers game mate

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fuck off yank

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swub===

asey

drinking age is 21 in europe?

dead thread

Is the whisker follower here. Saturday?

>drinking age is 21 in europe?
no?

18?

usually
though in germany you can get beer at 16

>though in germany you can get beer at 16
i want to go over there and take advantage of the low age of consent laws before I turn 30

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germans are fucking weird

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nonce

n o n c e

absolute state of that carpet
absolute state of that "book"shelf

>i a 'nonce' because she's 14+
old enough to bleed old enough to need
grass on the field, play ball
sorry but to be a nonce you've got ta beat the nonce, thjat's the name of the game

freak

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ah yes
my mount & blade game crashed after I won a large siege

got a reply from a dog breeder lads he said i can come visit them on the long weekend too

utter fucking nonce scumbag
disgusting

oh ffs rein in the histrionics carol p. quigley, young girls love fuckin and unfortunately most young boys aren't up to it so it's supply*demand economics
get over it

Which breed?
I want a puppy but I don't know how to raise them. Also I'd probably get two so they could play

fuck off nonce

golden retriever im gonna take mine to puppy classes at the local vet

actually fucking fuming now
this is why I've never finished kingdom building in warband
I always run into some technical issue and have to do so much shit over again that I just lose interest

>it bad becuz society and rulez and lawz and thangz

you have not a fucking clue how a woman's mind works

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platoon? yeah i'm gonna say thats a red pill piece

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Awesome. Good luck. Have you seen this? Best dog movie ever imo

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decades before charlie sheen lost his brain to freebase

yeah thats a goodie
theres another one i used to like when i was a kid about a dog that goes in a balloon that crashes on an island near sydney harbour and makes friends with the animals that i liked too

Sauce me up

Homeward Bound...

Hey Jeff you into watching movies that are objectively good or just soy meme shit like homeward bound and seth rogen

>Fuck off yank! Fuck off Yank! Fuck off yank!
*Germans attack*
>Please save us Yank! Please save us Yank! Please save us Yank!

cider is just shite apple tango

youtube.com/watch?v=AHHP4ZIRFmk
here u go jeffery

Air Bud...

Yeah I like films. I enjoyed Hotel Mumbai most recently. Did you see that? Think you'd like it, sktz

:3

cute dog but looks like a shite movie

it was fun when i was a kid

thick toast I just ate had absolutely shredded the inside of me mouth lads

Maybe it has a good story to make up for the apparent lack of production value.
If it was made in Australia that's better than watching h*llyw**d filth anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=3ssMhlgGBhA