Fake friends

I have never met a Serb

I like Serbian cheese

well if we are going to be friends can i tell u a secret

do you even get out of your house

WTF
We have no friends now

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Must be an albanian in Serbia

>tfw you will never be in a dinner with Roki
youtube.com/watch?v=y9hHWQUMxf8

OMG JANNY HOLY SHIT MOTHER RUSSIA IS BEING INSULTED
RESPEKTFUL DISKUSSION ONLY

Don't you say that cunt!
youtube.com/watch?v=fWVkWND02Nc

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is she playing with his balls?

fren!

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>1240
>Serbs do nothing to save Russia from the Mongols
>1612
>Serbs do nothing to stop the Poles
>1708
>Serbs sit idle why Swedes invade Russia
>1812
>Serbs to preoccupied with taxes and Turks that they do nothing to help Russia
>Russia liberates the Balkans in the 19th century
>1914
>Russia goes to war to save Serbia's ass
>1917
>Jew ravage Russia
>Serbs do nothing
>1941
>Russia gets invaded
>Serbia is nowhere to be found
>1944
>Russians chase the Germans out of Serbia
>Serbia says it was all done by le partizans
>Tells Russia to go fuck itself
>Sucks Western dick
>1991
>'Y No halp Russia! Thought we were friends!'

Please. The level of Serbias fangirlism for Russian is unheared of since Rome with Greece.

>New balls please

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name one thinh russia has done fpr serbia

Russia only has two allies; its army and its navy (c) Russian Emperor

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Did they fuck?

Russia only has two enemies: prunes and dried apricots

Fren, you should stop drinking.

And raisins. Fuck them.

You were pathetic from the start for even sucking up to them all the while seeking enemies among your bloodbrothers.

the worst you can do is to wait for a foreign power to help your country because "muh orthodox bros"
they usually seek what's the best for their country and they're not always moral
and Russia is a huge country with a big population and they're not all Orthodox like my country and yours

So Serbia is Russia’s Israel?

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Yeah but they only have control over the local casino and kebab shop

Yes. Always ask yourself when you are dealing with Serbs: "Where was Serbia when Westfold fell?"

I have no words... Just...

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Wow a Serb who's not Russia's lapdog. You're like a 4 leaf clover

They declared war on Austria-Hungary for you and started one of the biggest wars in human history.

The living fuck we need from Austria Hungary

Almost like a Polak who refuses to suck american dick.

What good thing you want?
Free electricity like Mongolia have?
Huge discount on oil like Belarus?

What do you want in return to be friends with us, Serbia?

youtube.com/watch?v=TW2ST72xS6c
My feelings right now.

Russia promised to protect Serbia from Austria-Hungary.

Redpill me on your conflict

god i wish that were me

(You)

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Hes not wrong though.

>We will always be brothers.
We are not anymore.

I can be your brother

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very nice. how about we put our difference aside and kill Germans together like the good old days, hmm?

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What the fuck is Serbian cheese

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Russia only has two enemies; its infrastructure and non warm water ports
(c) Me

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The russians on Jow Forums are usually pretty nice though, for some reason

I'm down. fren.

Come on, now. The german women need RVSSIAN BVLLS to breed them.

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My fucking sides

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Are there any russian cuties or are all stupid aggressive angry meat heads?

No.

>RUSSIA IS BEING INSULTED
Where

Show me where, and I will accurately put you on your place.

>replying to the bait

what a fucking Chad. despite the hairline, German women were definitely not resisting when he came at them with his cock

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Why?

>t. Zvezdan

There's something so soulless and menacing in the slavic gaze.

Let's not insult each other :)//

Politics they are//:)

russia is like the unpopular school bully who forces you to be his friend through the threat of violence

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Good anime :)//

>Russia liberates the Balkans
liberatormeme.jpg

>the unpopular school bully
This doesn't happen. It's a coping mechanism for victims.

It's amazing how Djokovic is still winning Grand Slams in 2019

when did he ever do such a thing

I like Serbian film

What about Venezuela, Syria, North Korea?

its true tho

Not very reliable ""friends""

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more like USA

Cuba! How did I forget about them?

Holy cow, you right! And also Philippines!
Cuba and Philippines our forever bros now!

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Serbia dragged us into the world war which lead our tsar to death and country to communism, fuck that

thats what most of the revativists tend to forget

Why are Swedes so hateful?

Therefore ,i hate different media in country

Do you have any conscience?

Based

>Serbia dragged us into the world war
вooбщe-тo этo был ёбнyтый нeмeцкий цapь кoтopый хoтeл вceм yгoдить oтпpaвив нecкoлькo миллиoнoв caмoyбивaтьcя, нaдo жe былo пpecтиж импepии пoднять пocлe oтcoca япoнии

Russia could've a lot of friends like Poland if it stopped subverting other countries

I like Serbian girls

I propose nuking krauts tbqh.

my crush is german
and lesser crush are german too

(females)

It's you who insist on sucking their dick though...

can we be your friend? owo

>worst korea

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We all know that you are gay, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

>t.

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Yes please

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can we be make our military bases in your country instead US? owo

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