Why are they so based?

recovery exists beyond the concept of a 12 step program for alcoholics, retard

you spit in the face of your own vets by acting like you weren't there with us

They are not. They're a nation of ingrates who act as if China is the worst thing ever when Chinese taught them everything they have of civilization.

That's a chink in Melbourne you're talking to, Spongebob.

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for your information I'm patrick because I'm a fucking idiot

Nobody but boomers still cares about the Vietnam War, dude.

The war was more like "Forfeit the race and go home when you're within inches of the finish line because you're sweating too much."

Actual Australians (not chinks) usually say something like "If the burgers had put us in charge, we would have won."

>Why yes, thanks for the lessons, master. But, all leaner becomes the master one day.

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You have to go back, Zhang.

>their history has legendary warriors that rode elephants

That was us you morons. Elephants never made it as far as Nam.

>Vietnamese are not Chinese despite being controlled by various Chinese states for a millennia
>But Chinese are mongols

FAKE THAI NEWS to try and DEFAME the MIGHTY VIETNAMESE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trưng_Sisters

thank you for offering us elephants though during the civil war you are very cool thank you much

China gave how much material support to them in the war against the US and shortly afterwards, Vietnam turns around and attacks them and Cambodia as part of an imperialistic lust for conquest and domination of their neighbors.

French influence.
>b-b-but the mongols
Shut up, the french influence, I said

Vietnam didn't attack China. It attacked Cambodia, who was a Chinese ally. The USSR also heavily backed Vietnam at the time, and China needed to send a message that Moscow couldn't control Eastern Asia

Vietnam defeated China, USA and France.
Yet they are on friendly terms with them all.

We do use them, the chinks don't have elephants so they scare the shit out of chink troops.

chink on proxy, the rouge state attacked the southern border, Vietnam retaliated.

actually agree with this

if you brought qts and baugettes instead of slavery and sadness I think Vietnam would have wanted you. The french committed a cardinal sin over there though, and wouldn't allow azns to be doctors. That's the reason, my grandfather tells me, is the reason why he had to fight the french

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cringe

Yeah, now we discuss wuxia powerlevel, Doraemon and EPL over coffee and cigars

Honestly what influence besides some cuisine and a few loan words. Alphabet was from portugese btw.

They never really defeated South Vietnam though, the south still has a distinct identity and most of the wealth/tourism/good jobs.

>Huge catholic presence
>Latin alphabet
>Cute dresses
>Strange love/hate relationship with neighboring countries
the math checks out.

You must be retarded to think that's because of us. Vietnam has had a north/central/south distinction simply because of geography. South Vietnam being more open and a center of commerce is the same reason why South China was like this historically too (hence why most of our diaspora are cantonese).

>They never really defeated South Vietnam though
They would have been destroyed by the north anyways.

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Nobody really knows the exact reason for the war. Some speculate that Deng Xiaoping needed to distract the army (which contained a lot of ardent Maoists) while he was implementing reforms. Other theories are that he wanted to demonstrate the poor state of readiness the PLA was in from the Cultural Revolution and that his reforms were needed. Or that he wanted to prove that Moscow wouldn't actually do anything if an ally was attacked.

they adopted the portuguese version of the latin alphabet from missionaries

>Huge catholic presence
sorry we're not talking about the muttipines or gookrea
>Latin alphabet
from the portuguese
>Cute dresses
>Strange love/hate relationship with neighboring countries
had both before

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Most of the wealth is in Hanoi and Saigon, with Danang on the rise as the third center. Rest of North is generally wealthier than rest of South and Central
As for identity, it's easiest to identify someone from Hanoi or Thanh-Nghe-Tinh than everywhere else, the former because they are full of their own shit and the latter because they are the most subhuman. The South only really have the accent and fairly hard to distinguish between provinces

What about Hue?

Yeah, them too. Don't sound like any others. Though I can still understand it compared to whatever the fuck that comes out of a 36-38's mouth

Read some of the early Chinese accounts of Vietnam. They were simple jungle monkeys who went around naked chewing betel nuts. China clothed them, taught them to read and write, taught them Buddhism, taught them to build structures more substantial than a straw hut.

Why are chinkies so sensitive?

that jungle monkey gene is what made them badasses though

>Doraemon & coffee
Based

Also why do Chinese diaspora in the West become scientists, doctors, professors while Viet diaspora become prostitutes, drug dealers, gang members, operate massage parlors (fronts for prostitution).

This is what heroes look like

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Well they would of course be biased, and China was comparatively one of the few organized states on earth at the time, which it should've been given it's geography. Vietnam was still comparatively civilized.

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Man there are fuck tons of christians
At least it feels like it in the south since they are everywhere
This chart is not reality since religion is a huge jumble here

French influence is actually pretty big and lots of autismos still are big on La Gallicism
Lots of forigeners dont really realise how much the French really impacted us here since in America they often confuse Vietnam with either China or Thailand or both

how good is this? a qt gave me a box of it

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South is the “new” territory and basically just Saigon + ricefarmers
North had more variety and “old” viet but also more autism

Vietnamese are a model minority in France and Germany. They're generally successful here too so I don't know what you're talking about.

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It's a butthurt chink, pay it no mind.

Hue is right beside Da Nang, but obviously nothing relevant anymore besides for history since we are not a monarchy

Really though it is the destiny of Central Vietnam to rise above the rest and reclaim its rightful position as THE capitol
North is too conservative and narrow minded
South is too open and chaotic
Central is the spoke that can hold the nation together which is why Hue was the old capitol to begin with.

Vietnamese are hardmen thats why, Chinese are sissies
Also Viet-American are all very successful high IQ and vote Republican

how is vietnam based?

I think some of my older family members are connected to the Nguyen dynasty.

If there is an uprising to restore the monarchy, I will return as a warrior for the dynasty.

Why doesn't Vietnam build a high speed rail network linking all the cities? Literally the perfect size and shape for it.

Its good
Trung Nguyên is a famous brand here
But Vietnamese coffee taste different from Arabica common in America

They're poor and a lot of the place is jungle.

Because of the Annam mountains
There are already loads of huge infrastructure projects to get past the geographical north-south issues but its not enough on its own
Historically The north south divide has always been a problem here and has been dealt with by either expansion to the west into Laos/Kampuchea or a strong navy to control sea lanes

Never going to happen, Nguyễn lords were huge cucks and only care to do coke in Paris now after selling off national treasures to buy

Just blow up tunnels through the mountains like us and Japan. I really do think Vietnam is one of the countries that would benefit most from good high speed rail. The time will probably come.

oof, muh heritage :(

Thats expensive and these mountains are like thick jungle full of Mountainiggers who always cause trouble

Why that compared to sea and air?
And railways inside regions are still absolute shit. Hanoi and Saigon's gas stations during holidays are hells on earth. Can't even afford a fucking proper server to sell tickets

>gf is viet and Buddhist family
>her dad died
>im at the funeral service in the house
>suddenly monk comes in shrine room
>all family members and friends follow
>wondering whats going on
>try to squeeze past and quickly leave
>gf's bossy aunt who cant speak english and calls me a a made up name because she cant pronunce my name drags me back
>everyone crammed in this tiny fucking room
>monk starts wailing and banging a little bell
>everyone starts to kneel in the weird asian style
>gf's bossy aunt starts pulling at me to kneel
>im 6ft
>white genes don't allow me to do the chink kneel
>i attempt it and am in pain
>monk continues wailing and tapping bell for over 40mins
>i am sweating and crying inside

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REMINDER THAT VIETNAM PRACTICES ETHNIC CLEANSING AGAINST HMONG AND NOBODY IN THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY KNOWS OR CARES ABOUT IT

the mighty anglo will stop at no lengths to be apart of every culture. you have strong thighs now, no?

what?

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Why would they care about tunnels at the bases? It would just increase their property worth too.
Look at the economic benefits in Japan and Europe of citizens just being able to quickly travel to any major city. If your bureaucracy running the stations is bad that'd be a problem though.

I sure don't care

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Oh look, more butthurt diaspora.

The state doesn't run transports directly anymore. Partial state majority shareholding companies do, and they are shit, yes.

Based Viets purging traitors

There's only really two major cities that are at the opposite sides of the country, so currently it's better to just build airports, then highways and some proposed subways. Things can change when there's a third major city in around 5 to 10 years

>trying to fill up my bike between 5 and 8 pm in Saigon

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It's not a lie or made up. Viets have a long history of being unable to accept that anyone should be able to identify with whatever he wants. They think all their ethnic minorities are Viets in denial and traitors who should be genocided/forcibly assimilated.

And that's a good thing.

See

>rail ran by partial state majority shareholding companies
We have that too, can't your government just go chink mode on the rail industry though? Whatever China did to achieve it's well managed rail network seems to have worked while we don't have the option. Also the auto (((lobby))) here of course.

We Southeast Asians am I right my dudes?

No one said it's a lie, no one cares either. Like no one actually gives a fuck about what China is doing to Uyghurs, even if they get more international crocodile tears just because China is bigger.

>America they often confuse Vietnam with either China or Thailand or both
We are pretty aware of your country t.b.h.

What part of "Vietnam does not have the same resources as China" do you not get?

T. Ho Smith Johnson giap nguyen

China imported most of it's rail.

>Autism
What kind?

fucking kek that is actually sort of my name. half anglo half vietnamese. two of those posts are mine too rofl

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Doesn't that mean your part of the refugees that fled when Saigon fell

Yes, I'm from the boat people

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Ha Noi has a very strict military mindset and sees everything in terms of grand strategy and army officer thinking.
The majority of the political elite are military so it makes sense that this is the case
By comparison Saigon is very trade and commerce minded with a bit more of a free spirit towards things.
Its funny to think about how Lee Kwan Yew came to Saigon in the 1950s and took it as an inspiration for Singapore
Now Saigon today to copy them

They had more capital to pay for it.

A lot of them fled here too

Pretty interdasting

you're a good friend. please be in norcal. I've had positive experiences with your type.

> saigon

I think you mean Ho Chi Minh City friend

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Hanoi = DC (but bigger and no niggers)
Saigon = New York
accurate?

No one calls it that
Even the street signs say Saigon
Lmao they had to build a big box around Ho Chi Minhs statue recently last Têt to stop vandals

>tfw have some ultra cheap dollar bills with that fellow on it