What are you proud of user?

What are you proud of user?

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Nothing

my nearly 8 inches cock and my mediocre guitar skillz

I had (heterosexual) sex 35 minutes ago, proud of it because apparently that's an achievement, judging by the state of the Jow Forums """males""" who can't even get laid.

literally nothing

>hey look at me I can get laid in the thirld world!!! I'm a real man!

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I'm not an incel

That one time I got seven (you)s on a single post
I will never again know such pride, my frens

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came from a poor family and:
>recognized as gifted when I was still attending kindergarten
>won math competition while I attended primary school
>won math competition while I attended Germany's secondary school for above average kids
>have a b.sc. and m.sc. (both with distinction)
>save more money per month than 90% of Germans
>can maintain a location independent freelance income
>will be able to retire/semi-retire early
>already more educated on philosophy than most people who didn't study it
>traveled extensively
>was a turboincel until I turned 22 but read up on social psychology and now had sex with ~20 girls
>gf of 5 years is very sweet and kindhearted, made photo collages and videos and baked cookies for me for my birthday
>most people from the street I grew up in became arsonists, unemployed or work humiliating jobs

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have gaysex

Islam

I gained 12 kg of muscle in the past year
still haven't completely filled out my frame yet because fuck being tall

I have met gigachad irl

In the 4u plane crash sticky on /tv/ I got quads and I have never gotten as many (You)s as I got then. Helped that it wasn't a rolling sticky and the thread got like 6000 replies.

Nice.
Any advice for an user that wants to be successful in the future?
Im so poor I cant even afford studying in a University without a Job.

taking a student loan, preparing a small portfolio to get an internship at a big company and not falling for the car meme

FPBP

nothing

Why are you wasting time with us subhumans? I was inspired reading the first two lines.

I did one good thing in my life, academically. But I feel, i might have peaked and now it's extrafast downhill time now.

this, my life is pathetic

a then you woke up

I make a lot of money, but more importantly I don't squander this income. I don't let myself get used.