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THIS SATURDAY at 9:30 PM EST LIVESTREAM -- Streaming Stocks with Scoops >I'll have call ins >I'll be drunk >I'll be wearing a Guy Fawkes mask >I'll shoot for straight due diligence on all your shills. Fundamental Analysis.
Shill me your fastest pennies.
IT'S FUCKING ON. Get E R E C T. Twitch: ScoopsDa34th
>he doesn't hold direct real estate >he doesn't buy the blackest eye in the best neighborhood >he doesn't spend a year living there and fixing it himself >he doesn't utilize certain tax advantages to start renting out the house after X amount of time owning it >he doesn't borrow from the equity in the house to rinse and repeat the process >he doesn't have a plan to build up enough single family residential properties to buy an apartment building/complex
Fucking pleb.
Isaac Phillips
stock market general
if you want slumlord general make a different thread
(Please do though, that'd be interesting)
Jordan King
>setting yourself up to do a bunch of work and be assfucked when real-estate crashes.
John Reyes
What ones look good? I used to be big in data center REITs but I've been out of the loop
Caleb Diaz
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Asher Rogers
O OHI STAG
Owen Hernandez
I can recommend Kim stag and O. I have SKT but they aren't doing hot. I've been researching main.
Anthony Cook
>MoviePass now forcing users to choose between two movies a day
The reality is that if you become sufficiently educated and skilled at a lot of things you can get really rich. Real estate definitely is one way of doing it, but it's not really any easier than trading in the markets. You still need to work your ass off and you can ultimately fail all the same. At the end of the day we all go to zero, just find something you can do for 8+ hours a day, that rewards you directly based on the merit of your skill and dedication, something that is scalable, and something that doesn't make you want to jump off a bridge and check out early. Wage jobs are only to raise risk capital.
I don't have any pictures of drinking anime girls, sorry, but that's what I would've sent instead
John Lopez
Haha, YIKES
Was this service ever good?
Ayden Perry
That sounds like a good idea. I'm also livestreaming tomorrow if that sounds fun
Daniel Bennett
I’m going to try placing options orders about an hour into an ambien trip next week and see where it lands me. Rational thinking hasn’t done shit for me this week! Gotta shake things up!
Michael Gomez
yes it worked as advertised for a while the main thing was waiting for the card in the mail but after that you could watch a movie every day for $10 month
>ELONGATED if by that you mean collect thousands and thousands of dollars from my bankruptcy puts, then yes
Jackson Morgan
Meant for:
Christopher Young
I just need AMD and PFE to die or stay flat on Monday. This rally is not pleasing £:(
Austin Barnes
South Africa is on it's way to being a failed state but the farthest out options are Jan 18, 2019. Is this soon enough for shit to start popping off, or should I hold out?
just filter the ones you dont like desu i cant even imagine the autism it would take to have some tripfags posts effect me or the way i enjoy this bread. its Jow Forums, who the fuck cares?
personally find the incessant whining/spamming about tripfags to be far more childish and detrimental than anything most trips ever did. sans when everyone went full reddit and started faceposting. and even then it was a weekend bread and fucking irrelevant anyways. not like it was derailing anything important
im going to be rolling puts on them for the rest of forever desu just dont get too overboard as the options market is quite illiquid. if it keeps crashing tho, someone will buy em
Welp that does it /smg/ Almost out of gains to play with and don't feel like losing real money, so I think I'm dipping out. Thanks for all the tips and memes, I'm gonna go pay some Jew to invest for me. Maybe I'll get back in when I'm older and my money has less time value.
>Today, that stake is worth about $240." No matter how heavy your HMNY bags are, just think of poor bastards like Ken here who sunk $190K into HMNY and lost it all.
Connor Perry
Fugg that's a good idea m8. I'll join you on Monday
Aiden Gonzalez
funny because the lions share of the times i see anyone hungry for attention its the boomer spammers whining, looking for people to agree that "/smg/ a ded cuz trips.... plz resbond"
even better is the one frogposter guy who prides himself in making gud calls (which he generally does desu) but is constantly looking for validation on how great he is, yet maintains that trips are attention faggots and that hes great, and TOTALLY doesnt seek attention and validation from everyone
makes me wanna save all his pics and just start giving out fuck-awful advice until hes forced to trip. but i honestly dont give enough of a shit
the thing to be wary of is the divs it has. that can fuck around options prices sometimes. pay attention to when the div days are
Ayden Green
All the puts are up like 60% right now, I'd probably wait until there's a bit of an upswing and then buy on that.
Colton Bell
i agree im holding all of mine still, but i wouldnt buy any more right yet
Nathaniel Johnson
Stock with economic moat that barely dipped during GFC -
FISV
more picks ?
Nathaniel Anderson
Oh hey stockcucks, didn't see you there. How did your shares of Shekelberg Industries do today? Damn, looks like they lost 5% after they missed their earnings for the second quarter in a row. I guess that means they're going to have to cut that dividend, but 1% wasn't much anyway. Maybe for yield you could buy some of their 30-year junk bonds at 6%. There's no way they'll default on those, even though their CEO, Howard Goldstein, did that at his last company.
Oh, me? I'm not buying anything too exciting these days. Just picking up muni bond funds at 3.5% yield, triple tax free. It's a nice safe place to store my money that doesn't get taxed, since I'm already in the highest bracket. Maybe the next time the market crashes, I'll roll it over into stocks, but for now I'm happy to be in bonds while the market goes sideways.
Oh no, Trump just tweeted that he's putting 100% tariffs on hentai and dragon dildos. Guess the market's in for another bad day on Monday, eh? Hahaha! Well good luck, stockcuck.
the main problem imo is that hardly anyone is dumb enough to be selling puts on south africa, so there arent many of them. would be pretty funny though if all of /smg/ buys up all the available puts and whatever hedgie who wrote em just gets totally fucking raped to death by infinite loss. if we bought all of em, then he wouldnt even be able to cover
Yeah, you should not get started with options. You should start with regular stocks.
Adam Russell
>tfw i stopped buying stocks pretty much entirely in feb, and flipped to bonds and commodities, but STILL am not anywhere CLOSE to this much of an absolute faggot about it congratulations user. we know how muni/non-muni bonds work too. good pasta tho
btw whats your take on shorter term treasury yield spikes in the near term? wouldnt mind picking up some more bonds for longterm holding at a higher yield. i agree that stocks are beyond fucked rn
lol i'm just having some fun. i own stock too, of course (and REITs), though i'm not putting new money into it.
>btw whats your take on shorter term treasury yield spikes in the near term? wouldnt mind picking up some more bonds for longterm holding at a higher yield. i agree that stocks are beyond fucked rn
i was expecting more interest rate hikes than we've had, and if i had to put a bet on it, i would take the "under" on whatever line the market expects on yield for bills and notes. people are clearly trigger happy about a rush to safety. trump is too unpredictable for traders and everyone's waiting for the cookie to crumble on trade war shit. the irony of the US's international position is that when we fuck up people's shit they respond by buying our debt and currency. it's an amazing luxury, and i don't think people fully appreciate what it means to have the world swing by your nuts the way it does right now.
anyway, i'm not enthused about 30-year yields at 3.1%~. i think the short-term debt is the place to be, because i think the likelihood of a recession will crush govt debt yields for anything 5 years or shorter, and i think the economy's difficulties will put a ceiling on rate hikes. i think the US has a debt and demographic problem that will raise long-term yields. we had a long summer of growth and i think it's almost over. as you said, stocks are fucked. total market cap to gdp is something like 130%. employment's full. uncage ze bear. btw, i'd avoid corporate debt at all costs right now. there's a fuckton of it, the economy's due for correction, you figure it out. corporate junk funds at 5.5% is an absolute sucker's yield, someone is going to get slaughtered.
you did not use a smug anime face so i will NOT listen ok my man
Connor Edwards
>did you hear the news on wednesday? I did. I check the ihub page every morning to see if there's any news. DRUS is gonna explode.
Blake Green
>implying I’m not holding inverses, like EDZ >t. coincuck with bags so heavy they suffocate him
Colton Miller
+6.5% you are too advanced for me, i salute you and wish for your continued success
Owen Sanchez
Thanks.. y..y..you t.too
Jacob Williams
WHY CANT STOCK MARKETS BE 24/7
Angel King
did we ever find out it RKG is a female (male)?
Logan Murphy
Here's a TL;DR list of theories from the last thread. If any of them happen, /smg/ successfully used chaos magic to predict Elon Musks fate >Elon scams a technology company >Grimes gets Elon to sell his shares or recuse himself >Tesla gets a director who previously worked at Tesla and/or smokes weed >Tesla fully liquidates existing inventories to meet obligations >Boston SEC tweets >Tesla fan boy kills himself over this >either no D&O insurance or begs a bank for a private take over >flees to the virgin islands or central account >The company doesn't have AI >there is no private investor, the press goes insane >Space X buys Tesla @ 420 >investors reject the $420 vote >420 price is reduced
intradasting about the short term debts. im a newbie w bonds, so i originally thought longterm debt would be the place due to historical data. but the more i research, and the more keynes faggot catchphrase keeps echoing in my head ("in the long run were all fucking fucked"), the more ive been eyeing up notes and bills.
>btw, i'd avoid corporate debt at all costs right now ma nigga. where you been? my whole macro bear call has been based on junk bonds running away from the markets. everyones been lookin at me like i got 3 heads.
such a ridiculous amount of my portfolio is in longterm puts on corporate debt ETFs. i got a thesis on it desu. since dodd frank, there was a stipulation about corporate debt ETFs being MMd by large banks. namely, they arent allowed to do it anymore. but someone had to, so hedgefags stepped in. but hedgies arent required to provide bids, and definitely fucking wont if (when) those roll over hard. so in the event the assets themselves shit the bed, were gonna see these things gap down to peoples stops/lowball orders. the sudden spike in vol on longterm puts will be YUGE in terms of vega alone.
>corporate junk funds at 5.5% is an absolute sucker's yield, someone is going to get slaughtered. damn straight and im gonna be the one selling the lifeboats
same senpai im thinking were getting to 5 this time desu senpai cheers
i was LOLing so hard at that one kid who was bitching about it going down. i just wish hed sell me his shares while were still down here
get a FX account m8 im glad this shit doesnt run all the time. id lose my mind
John Lopez
I know that feel >He can't sauce my Catalan girl >He even stole my file name Lol >Only since December 16 Typical
what about the one where elon is bob marley, and grimes was one of the wailers?
im still saying hes going to french polynesia and/or qatar and getting a sex change to lay low
Mason Scott
i wasn't kidding i mean if you want to put money in these leveraged ETFs then good luck. they scare me, but there's clearly money to be made for bold investors like yourselves. if you were in EDZ from the beginning of the year, or at least the tariffs, you made very serious coin. obviously if i'm writing about muni bond funds i'm not the kind of guy to buy SQQQ, but i'm not rooting against you.
as a rule i don't like funds with huge expense ratios but i understand these are mostly bets on a very short timescale. or are you HODLing? like, what is your position and when do you plan to sell.
Liam Wright
I had a dream last night where I was calling RKG and she had a feminine voice, so I'm pretty sure shes female.
Landon Rodriguez
What happened? Bad options? Gambled and lost? On JUST'd hard today from all the Turkey news?
Shhh the theory doesn't work if we say that. Whites are all the same
Liam Perez
yea we heard im definitely buying moar bankruptcy puts desu
Carter Martin
lol traditionally the boer and brits in SA fucking hate each other m8 you ought to brush up on your knowledge of the cape if youre gonna try and short it senpai
Lincoln Cook
I recognize you are correct, however I refuse to acknowledge it to keep my water proof theory afloat.
Jonathan Edwards
so whats /smg/'s pick for the best index? SP500, The Dow Jones, or Nasdaq ?
The dow jones seems to be strangely correlated to the price of Unobtanium. Could there be a relationship between both? Is money flowing from Unobtanium to the dow jones and viceversa?
Mason Bailey
holy shit comfy remember how we were talking yesterday about big guys memeing on us? i was flipping through the old bread for somethin and look what i just noticed
look at what mooned again for no fucking reason AH FUG the fire fucking rises
fucking cuck everyone knows the only correct answer is the chad 2000 index
sold some of my GALT and bought into PACB, which is working out for me i bought it at 4.18 i'm not worried about PHO, it's just down because of natural market fluctuations still waiting for GALT to spike, there's news coming up next week and a potential buyout on the horizon
the official smg index is of course the DOW Nothing is more superior than the DOW It has KO, Visa, and BAC The Dow will reach 1 million like buffet says
>intradasting about the short term debts. im a newbie w bonds, so i originally thought longterm debt would be the place due to historical data. but the more i research, and the more keynes faggot catchphrase keeps echoing in my head ("in the long run were all fucking fucked"), the more ive been eyeing up notes and bills.
there isn't a whole lot of places for money to hide right now, IMO. makes short-term debt very appealing to me.
>ma nigga. where you been? my whole macro bear call has been based on junk bonds running away from the markets. everyones been lookin at me like i got 3 heads. >such a ridiculous amount of my portfolio is in longterm puts on corporate debt ETFs. i got a thesis on it desu. since dodd frank, there was a stipulation about corporate debt ETFs being MMd by large banks. namely, they arent allowed to do it anymore. but someone had to, so hedgefags stepped in. but hedgies arent required to provide bids, and definitely fucking wont if (when) those roll over hard. so in the event the assets themselves shit the bed, were gonna see these things gap down to peoples stops/lowball orders. the sudden spike in vol on longterm puts will be YUGE in terms of vega alone.
question: why buy puts on corporate debt vs. other bets you could take on an economic downturn? is it because of the overabundance of corporate debt that I talked about?
because corporate bonds, especially corporate junk, basically track equities.
i'm not asking because this is a quiz, i am just not an options guy and prefer to keep it simple. what's the difference between puts on corporate junk vs. just buying SQQQ or some other nonsense. you like the bet, but not enough to disregard the option premium?
Cooper Robinson
WTF. RKG and I talked about it last night and this morning to of all the (((coincidences))) that have happened over the last few months Spooky. We need to find a really really small, stable stock, meme it and look to the whales for an answer that they are there for a pump
Grayson Lewis
sorry i fucked that up, are you buying or selling corporate debt puts?
Andrew Cox
I'm afraid you all are betting the wrong way on this one
