/brit/

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO THIS BRITISH CULTURE

never played the civil war mod
currently I'm just playing the A Clash of Kings mod on singleplayer and have had a game going for a couple of months now
want to actually carve out a good size kingdom as I usually get bored before doing that and have never "finished" a game

amazing that you can be a fat gay drug addict and so long as you merely SAY the right thin people think you are virtuous.

>WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>1 reply

Any birds ITT?

Mark's willing to take literally any woman on a little holiday to Worthing this weekend

youtube.com/watch?v=Bvmm2nVr4ys

blogpost

God I can't fucking wait until I graduate uni and work full time. You know why? Because when I work full time without study my free time is MINE. I clock off, and work no longer exists until the next shift. No stressing about assignments, not arbitrary study to slave away at it for the next hoop to jump through. Just nothing. I can cook, I can go to the gym, play vidya, fuck a prostitute, get drunk, etc. Whatever the fuck I want.

it's weird to think about how much effort you have to put in to get a job or a girlfriend when both are ultimately unpleasant

i only play multiplayer. civil war mod was great cos it had the option to take bayonets on and off and revolvers and rifles. changed the dynamics slightly but in a good way.

blog on

that is if your job is not stressful or if you don't let yourself stress over job duties. also forget about enjoying your sundays. toil looms as soon as you wake up

Emma Watson is peng.

you will miss your pre-toilberg days in 3 weeks at the very latest

that's what you think LMAO
get ready to be exhausted and demoralized

get holdfast or war of rights

>Whatever the fuck I want.
including counting down the time until toil starts again

hehe
arrogant student in for a VERY rude wakeup call
shall be looking forward to this arc

I see nothing wrong with this.

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What are your thoughts on Yukio Mishima?

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lmao, only if you work a shift job or a trade mate

if you're white collar 'berg can get you anywhere

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Retards. I have LITERALLY worked full time during my holidays because I'm not a trust fund kiddie. It's pure fucking bliss.

fucking hell mark
''women are missing out'' because they're not going to worthing

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you're cute

lol summer jobs have nothing to do with toil.

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>I have LITERALLY worked full time
>>>>>during my holidays

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doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

reee want to shit before gym but the cleaners are lurking around the toil bogs now

ALL BRITISH AND AUSTRALIAN LADS GET IN HERE
YANKS AND OTHER FOREIGN SCUM STAY HERE

Gay manlet

>four posts
You lost

>b-b-b-but
Manage your fucking time better, idiots. If you didn't want to end up with a job that follows you home then it's on you if you ended up in one.
For fucking months at a time.

have to reply to toilberg's phone calls tonight from 8pm to 8am as I am on night time duty haha pure fucking BLISS

yeah that was really funny when I first seen it 3 years ago

this
everyone knows unitoilers have it far harder

you're embarrassing yourself

shut the fuck up you autistic gimp

we have the same favourite saint

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blogposting is the only fun thing about /brit/

>>>For fucking months

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papa smurf can I lick yo' ass?

oxford bender

nice blog

XD don't hate fatties but do hate them when they feel entitled

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shut the fuck up you spastic child

>teehee toil is so hard xD
not everyone did history you spastic

not reading that but thanks for posting it as an image and not linking

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smurfs dont have anuses or any genitalia for that matter

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NEED to acquire a sex drive urgently

and not everyone toils at maccies you spud shagger

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>NOOOOOO why are there so many children for this theme park based on a childrens book

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J Hus gave us poetry in a high pitch referencing Idi Amin, the Ugandan tyrant said to engage in cannibalism over a beat that sounded like prime 50 Cent “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” era production, then compared his own unpredictability to North Korea’s Supreme Leader. Thanks Skepta.

I work part time in retail and it's very comfy
love my manager
customerbergs are the real problem
had a muslim family bring in their retarded and inbred children today, I think one of them was autistic since it was just screeching and growling

>colour

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kek this is me

youtu.be/6IS00ecDYsE
pretty good

anyone here a fan of the anime RWBY?

>pissing contest on how much you hate the careers you picked
The absolute fucking state.

fuck me
that made an almost dead neuron start firing off
weird feeling

>anime
Hello pedophile

nah I'm not a nonce

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mcdonalds toil is probably harder than my comfy office job

hair looks greasy
would NOT bang

/brit/ will brag and argue about absolutely anything

now to be honest the only logical path we can take as a society is implementing maoism with welsh characteristics

fuck off mboko

who eats a chocolate bar with a pint of bitter

no we won't you mong

maccas is ok, plenty of office jobs are way harder

'ckoff

do you think about death a lot?

it's hilarious because we've all been where you are de lad
you're deluded if you think you're going to love waking up at 6-8am every week morning (and some weekends) for the next 3-4 decades of life

barber cut the back of my neck and didn't even say anything

raychel>pheebee>monjika

Good thing I'll be working night shift, isn't it? 9-5 work would make me want to kill myself.

>Love mcdonalds
>Hate mcdonalds breakfast
>Mcdonalds lunch menu doesn't open for another 5 hours

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH. NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOUR BREAKFAST MENU, YOU FUCKING SPASTICS. JUST GIVE ME THE MCCHICKENS I DESERVE.

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A lib dem government would be amazing

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>>Hate mcdonalds breakfast

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Natsuki>Monika>Saori

if wanting to fuck any of THESE makes me a poof, then I guess "poof" means heterosexual non-bestialsexual male.

>inb4 cherry picking
I googled "british slag" and picked the hottest ones in the first group of results

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count myself lucky to have found the easiest toil in the world

'ce

very yankish post

I just realized, I have literally never met a brit in real life. Never

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>>Hate mcdonalds breakfast

what the fuck is wrong with you

are those cars behind them tiny, or are they giants?

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