/cum/

She has a weird looking ass. It's all butt no thighs

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I have a message for everyone ITT

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Because it's not natural. Notice the lack of muscular development on the thighs and hamstrings. Absolutely disgusting. All plastic. Bitch needs to get shot.

voted, but i wont tell you what for

I found out that one of the retards who bullied me in hs is now a single father working as a waiter at a Denny's, at age 32
lmao

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weird message fren

Don't judge, he may be a good person now working hard for the future of his little boy

>have friend over
>decide to make a Grindr account with him to see all the gays in our neighborhood (we lived in an apartment block)
>discover his dad on the app and looking for shit
>it was surreal for both of us
>guy was married still and nobody suspected him being gay
>they all went to church regularly too

The kid who bullied me in HS enlisted in the army and now lives off free army money to get drunk every week

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you can leave whenever you want

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ummm maybe he was bicurious???

His profile said he was “ready to fuck”

No, he's complete white trash, is probably a shit father too. I've heard he's abusive to his gfs too

all the gay guys at my gym are really intimidating chads that make me feel self conscious about my body

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Crush went out of her way to interact with me

kys normalfag

Hot

wtf is majority of /cum/ non straight?
strawpoll.me/18086704/r

That isn’t everyone.

it's not gay if you get paid

i'm surprised...

I'm only attracted to trans girls and traps so I selected straight.

Is There a God?", he answered the question "Well, me, I'm an atheist, so I don't really believe there is. But I suppose I could be proven wrong.

im still in training, next week i start taking calls

doo you get paid for your training?

Dana Vespoli is the world's greatest living porn actress, don't @ me.

yee

I accidentally stabbed myself like three days ago and the wound won't close. It doesn't bleed it's just an open wound

gonna use craigslist to find a job and a place to stay once i move out

>yes, i do run children and the disabled over with my car a lot. what gave it away?

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there was this one scene she did with a tgirl, one of my favorites

adult pornstars are gross

oh i just remembered that i helped an old lady cross the street two days ago

i thought that shit only happened in cartoons

Slacking on the job

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think that happens when you have diabetes

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any better planes for you pesos than you last had? or still makeup and music records?

Calling the police on you

ummm *blocks your path?*

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nah im dumdum that likes shiny things

Don't you faint and feel no pain in your limbs sometimes with diabetes?

>actress

oh hello fag havent talked to you in a while
whats a normal age for a girl to lose her virginity in guadalajara?

What dickheads

>have crush
>tell my fellow /cum/ buds
>get called normalfag and told to kill myself

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kill yourself

want a job where i don't have to interact or talk to ppl
seattle.craigslist.org/oly/fbh/d/olympia-cafe-closer-wanted/6901526303.html

I have that also no windows

tell me about your crush user
ignore the shitposters

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25 i think
mexico is a catholic country so girls usually wait until marriage

nap time

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what do you work at?

>mexico is a catholic country so girls usually wait until marriage
hahahahaha
silly innocent ale

its true

look it up

seattle.craigslist.org/oly/ofc/d/summer-work-part-time-bilingual/6901493531.html

wish your family was mine if you actually believe thats true. if we switched families wed both probably be happy
30% do, Im wondering about the other 70

I want a bf

the other 70% become trannies dooming themselves as virgins for life

a data center

this but unironically

we are talking about women

reminder that im a volcel now since i hate men

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i know

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I’m not being ironic, I seriously want a boyfriend. A big brown boyfriend to cream pie me every night

Have you ever been to a prostitute?

seattle.craigslist.org/oly/lab/d/shelton-fulltime-shellfish-farm-employee/6901293033.html
now this sounds like a job i could do but i don't have drivers license(i don't ever plan to drive a car)

oh it's not voluntary, no man would touch you, incel

No but i'm considering it

No but one winked at me in Atlantic City when I was 14. She was fat and black

if i'm 20 and still a virgin i will

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>Why yes, I am on the run from the United States government for letting my dogs eat children alive. How could you tell?

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I think my parents are hiding my voting registration card lmaooo

don't let hate guide your heart ale

They know you are just going to vote trump because of your autism

Tfw zero direction in life

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If you don't plot your own course, your life will always stray to the south

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It wouldn't matter anyways he got like 23% of the vote in this district in 2016

>Lifting up to 50 lbs. continuously throughout the day
yea probably not for me

lift more

imagine

44% of Mexicans find sex before marriage unacceptable
21% believe it is "not a moral issue"
26% believe it is acceptable

30% of Americans believe sex before marriage is unacceptable (lol)

They'll probably give you handtrucks and dollies. That's what I did when I worked at the wine store

STUPID BANK DOESNT ANSWER ME AAAAAAAAAAA

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how do i know if i'm authorized to work in the United States?

Are you here on a visa?

There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage, cuck. Marriage itself is a sham.

how much will they pay you at your job
and is it a an average or below/above average wage