They always say "have sex" but they never say "with me"

Then what do you have to lose

I don't want a gf

bf?

My penis is 10cm and thin I'm doomed

Erect or flaccid?

I do not owe you sex

just try it user
you live in fucking belgium, nothing dangerous is gonna happen to you

Erect
Maybe one day

But I also have no job, I'm slowly getting skinnyfat due to sitting on my ass all day, I live at home, no driver's license etc. So my chances atm are 0.1%

Why not go to a brothel?

Tfw no sexy ayy lmao gf
What if I told you that as long as you know how to use it it doesn't matter, intimate love making comes from loving the person, not enjoying their body

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No, what I want is not realistic (a mindless human fucktoy that I can have sex with, that just sits in a cupboard when I'm not using it)

i want a ayy lmao gf too.

Just go to a brothel or something and have sex already.

So either one of those doll things or a random tinder slut

fucking hell you really made me laugh with this one, thanks lad.

Hey Georgia bro I have a question if you don't mind, how does the average Georgian feel about Abkhazia? Assuming you're not from the region

Society seems to herald virginity loss and regular sex as some sort of life changing thing but it really isn't. Fucked my GF doggystyle while she moaned my name not 12 hours ago and I still feel like a dead-inside loser.

Depends from person to person. There are those who lived through that period or took part in the war to people who actually lived there and were forcibly kicked out from their homes. Younger generation obviously don’t have as stronger feelings as the above mentioned but I doubt you’ll find anyone who thinks nothing or something positive of the Russian occupation and their backed separatists if you’re implying that.

I can’t even imagine a woman moaning my name, I don’t know how it would make me feel, I suppose it would feel nice.

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Depends on the sincerity levels. During sex talk and sounds can kind of be a turn off when it seems like they’re copying pornos in my honest, experienced opinion

Yes it does, retard. Sure there's exceptions when it comes to women but 95% do care about a big dick.

>Assuming you're not from the region
Ah you mean Abkhazia itself? Nah I’m not from there.

come to my cunt and your virgin problems will be solved

Jesus Christ, you guys think a women just have dicks in her mind. Some roasties may, but the average women is looking for an emotional companionship and they are way more unsecured about their body then you about your dick. Take this advice from a boomer, stop comparing your porn conditions with the reality.

It's nice but also carries a lot of pressure. It's like 'oh shit this girl is really into me, am I also really into her?' and then you realise what an emotionally crippled autist you are.

This. I hate it when I think she’s just acting, honestly a boner killer. But when she is really turned on, Jesus I need a gf again!!

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I fucked this 19 year old 3 weeks ago, you can do it too if you believe in the game and real social dynamics

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>> I fucked this 19yo
Feels bad to be a damm boomer when I read shit like this.

cuase having a gf is not gonna solve your problems, do you even feel anything for her? she can be part of your routine and you will miss her but thats not love. Also theres more to life than just sex.
theres always gonna be a thing that you dont have and you wish you had, youre always gonna feel incomplete.

Im a boomer myself , young women love older guys

how old are you? Idk hows in germany but here ive met lads on his 30s fucking 18yo. Im in my 20s, fucked a 17yo and she told me she used to date an older guy... Pussy's easy, love is hard.

>do you even feel anything for her?
I don't fucking know, it's been torturing me for months. There'll never be another girl like her but there's just a couple of attributes that annoy me and have me looking at other girls.

>>Im a boomer myself , young women love older guys
27 year old boomer here, do not believe this man's lies.

Women like tall and wealthy men. If you are a short and poor boomer, you will receive no physical female affection.

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Kek

been there. You may not be mature enough for a serious relationship lad. You may be scared to actually open up to your feelings, scared of getting played on. You gotta put yourself out there if you really are looking for true emotions. Hope you can find it. focus on what you really think its important, what can you handle and what stuff is just a NO for you.

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If you have no confidence like yourself than yes women will not give you any attention, keep blaming your lack of sex on your height when i know plenty of short boomers getting pussy

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the problem is not that youre a boomer, its that youre a shitty one, you could be young and still not get laid. Its no joke, as older men get the more desirable they are for women, im living proof of it, and same are the lads. Also since youre older women know they have to fuck you on the first 2 dates or you pass.

Oh I know perfectly well I'm terrified of commitment, because it represents a closed door to what could possibly be better alternatives.

>Its no joke, as older men get the more desirable they are for women
Yes, and why do you think that is? Because older men are generally richer, have their own apartments, cars, high status in the hierarchy (i.e. a good job), etc.

If you make it to old age without acquiring these things, you will have no such luck with younger women. In fact, they will see you as creepy and your age will count against you.

youre cucking yourself, hope you realize it soon enough. Dont get into relationships just to fuck around and have a companion. Get into one when youre actually willing to be there interested in working on an actual string between the two.

Not really, thats just one aspect that attract gold diggers, im no rich myself but experience is what counts. When they see youre a man who knows his way then for sure they wanna be with you. You really gotta change your poor mentality if you wanna get some.

>Get into one when youre actually willing to be there interested in working on an actual string between the two
For all I know that's what I already have. How are you meant to tell if you're interested? Please assume I'm autistic.

It's too late for me, I'll be a wizard in 2.2 years. All I can do is warn people on Jow Forums of my mistakes, like some sort of virgin Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

I don't even care about my own lack of experience anymore, I just get asspained when I see people tell lies about these things, and seeing the myths just keep perpetuating and more people get doomed. Yeah sure, women will love you for being a wrinkled old prune - if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you, buddy.

youre not actively looking to your environment when youre with her, cuase youre interested in her not in other possible prospects.

youre willing to sacrifice something that you really wouldnt for anybody else (willing doesnt mean you have to do it) for example, you never miss a game of your team but something really important for her came up and you know how much it would mean to her if you went with her instead of watching the game.

now this is something that you can see in her if shes doing these too because is not just for you, you give and you get its a balance. But a balance in the sense not that you give to get something later, but you give because you care for her, and when you get you will be grateful.

i dont know if im being clear lad, to be honest if you have any doubts in your head you should talk to her, you should be able to talk to your partner always and have trust, and maybe she can help you to clear your head too.

>27
>wrinkled
unironically you got too bitter and people can see that. nobody in their right mind is gonna be interested in you if youre like that. Im not gonna tell you smile more cause thats retarded but if you really care and wish change in your life you have to do it. If you think life is unfair well hello there! welcome to the world! some people got it easy but not you!

I really don't think mentioning my doubts, which are both quite superficial (hygeine and intelligence, mainly) would be the best course of action but I could try raising that I'm having doubts in general.

I JUST HATE THESE FREAKING INSTINCTS OF MINE AND I AM READY TO CHOP OFF MY DICK SO I CAN NEVER FEEL THE URGE TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE THIS IS NOT MY GOAL, MY GOAL IS TO BE HAPPY AND DIE PEACFULLY.

having a gf is mostly nice for the reasons other than sex

you think sex will be like 75% of it but it's more like 5%

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>hygiene
you actually should. Im not kidding.
>intelligence
if you think shes too dumb for you thats a feel you will always get with her unless you teach her stuff, you raise interest in her cause if not, what the fuck you guys talk aboutwhat do you share aside from sex and food?

Based congolombiano knows the truth

You actually need to chop off balls not dick, thats where hormones are

I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE I AM SO FUCKING FUCKED IMAGINE BEING 24 YEAR OLD SMALL DICK VIRGIN SOCIAL FUCKING AUTIST HOLY FUCKING SHIT 99% EXPERIENCE A NORMAL SEX LIFE AND I DONT BECAUSE MY GENETICS FUCKED ME AT BIRTH FUCKING FUCKING FUCK GOOD THING ITS SO FUCKING HARD TO GET GUNS IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY FUCK

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Move your ass and find a job, get fit at home, hang out with people and get a driving license. Be proud of what you do and stop pissing yourself cause that's the unsexiest thing possible, not a small dick. If you're strong and sweet your dick is way enough to make a woman happy

>Move your ass and find a job, get fit at home, hang out with people and get a driving license. Be proud of what you do and stop pissing yourself cause that's the unsexiest thing possible, not a small dick. If you're strong and sweet your dick is way enough to make a woman happy

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I'm not a Chad.

you have no chance if you're not Chad.

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What the Fuck is that article.
It's so cringy when memes leak into the mainstream I fucking hate it.

She won't know that until you undress.