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Have sex edition

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ave seks

what a lift that was
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I'm an incel
I'm a zoomer
I'm a man

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Didn't get the bevvies in. Beginning to regret this decision.

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where were you when we were getting high?

always get the bevvies in lad

>uh ha uh hmm... yeah I heard that joke before
>You can play? Oh a few cords... doesn't really count as playing does it?
>Python? Like a snake lmao, programming? uh no idea what you're talking about it
>Anyway hope you're cool with my son Tydrayshon

no they dont, they expect women to come to them like they are owed

After years of failed personalitymaxxing, r/Braincels user finally succumbs to suicide after being personalitymogged in front of his crush by a balding, 5'4" indian male feminist with multiple hobbies.

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Danny devito is rich and famous though
He has something to offer women
This bitch is being extremely Disingenuous

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>open yourself to child rearing
>losers on the internet
Why do normalfags do this?

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STILL can't believe trump got away with this

I don't have to tolerate being called an incel from your ilk.

lol what a retard

Imagine thinking any girl would fuck the one on the left

Options as a 30yo single man:

Fat women
Step dad
Black women

why should you try 10x as hard to get a fraction of the results that other people get without even trying? inceldom is not an indivual problem but a social problem (as demonstrated by the fact that if you were born 20 years prior you were less likely to be an incel, because environmental factors count much more than the individual) and until these social factors are addressed it's a thoroughly degrading waste of time to even try

i've seen people unironically say that because peter dinklage is "cool" that height is no problem for men lol. as if the fact they can only think of a few examples out of the fucking 4 billion men on the planet means that these flaws are imaginary.

whats ur favourite documentary?

Imagine thinking incel bashing is impressive or makes women want to fuck you lmao

god i hate japan

should've nuked them more

just be a rich and famous movie star bro

Would prefer suicide tbqh

Povvos blown the fuck out

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sent a shiver down my spine this post.

Her body her choice simple as

Yes I may be a virgin but I'm NOT an incel, since I actually respect women, try it sometime incel losers and you might actually find someone

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The "Intellectual" "Dark" Web, ladies and gentlemen

greatly enjoyed ''a century of revolution'', i watched that a few months ago
very good for a yank doco
relaxing

best post ITT
I fucking hate Japan the cunts deserved everything and then some

This is a cope in the truest sense of the word

Nah you can still date down as a man, you've just gotta take care of your looks and be successful

younger girls

No idea why stuff like this is brought up
>Stay as a relatively miserable virgin
>Occasionally have sex with a stress-inducing woman that makes you hate life whenever you're not having sex

>NOoooooo dating apps haven't distorted the sexual marketplace

>on a leash
>Chad

Cant wait for summer lads

Women want to be told what to do by men

he's mocking what some redditors and twitterites say

How do you even measure how often people have sex

think I killed my roommates plant lol

> boomer tier advice
> implying anyone is impressed by basic chords
> common sense
> non advice. You can also suck dicks for money.
> be a cuck and raise someone else's kid
> common sense
> ????
A better advice would be: buy a hooker and talk to more women. Or better yet: kys.

Wow! Nice of the bitter Everton fan to ruin hours and hours of someone's brilliant artwork in our city.

Not all fans are like this but it's such a shame that some are.

Classy!
#LFC #EFC #Liverpool #Klopp

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Giving myself yous left right and centre

>50% of over 60's are having sex

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The 966 system in china(work 9-9, 6 days a week) was praised by this LITERAL billionaire, he also said his employees "should be grateful for the opportunity"

All this comes from a card-carrying member of the communist party, China is such a socialist workers paradise

bloody murderer I'll have you

hate richoids to be honest.
they seem to think that their effort alone created their fate forgetting that other people equally as hard as them and failed because there is a fuck load of random dumb luck involved in making it or not.

what a fucking gimp

Nice to know they've still got it in them

Absolutely based

nothing like a good wank

probably a survey, meaning the results are even worse than this as few people willingly say they are virgins

He has a BA and MA from UPenn in mathematics and did a Ph.D in mathematical physics at Harvard
Probably not a retard

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so cute

always wonder whether mum and dad are still shagging
they must be but I'm fairly sure it's infrequent

Hmm so incel rates go down as you get older

Very grim once you relize this is cause they all commit suicide before 30

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>phd in maths
lmao

i watched a short programme with people over 100 years old and some of them said they were still going, or at least until the last few years
good to know the pain never ends for the incel

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classic case of "i know stuff about one thing therefore I know about everything" that people in stem fields are particularly suspetible too. people like degrass tyson, musk and so on. grim af

goes to show how easily your brain can be crippled by nonsense

gaping

>>phd in maths
t. btech

Looking forward to dying

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Unironically taking the socialism pill atm
Just ordered a couple of david harvey books from 'mazon

No, it's because the older groups didn't grow up in the era of dating apps, social media and #metoo

>general for b*ng filth
>dedicated to inceldom
imagine my surprise.

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this is as close as you get to sex Robert

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106398330
lol good post

>some jew got into an ivy league university
WOAH REALLY?

Wow okay so what youre saying is youre smarter than eric weinstein, elon musk and neil degrass tyson combined? I seriously doubt that

Just been defending women on reddit for 6 hours

taken the buddha-pill myself lads.

>child rearing
FUCK NO I cant stand kids

sheer force of pure *propah* keen righ up in here
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The incel doth protest too much, methinks

nice literacy mate

Did you get sex for it?

>learn G-D-EM-C on guitar
why is this advice so funny

Cope of the decade

Big fan of daoism personally

hmmmmmm

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