/cum/

you're under arrest

No more than they hate you

Why are there so many kids at the pool I thought school wasn’t over til like mid June?

Also why do all millennial dads have tattoo sleeves, phil n lil haircuts, hairless chests and giant pecs with a beer belly?

Has anyone had laser eye surgery? How much did it cost?

15 years of glasses are starting to feel like enough

would knock you the fuck out you little pansy

would knock you up in your little pucci

hello

>would knock you the fuck out you little pansy

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What did she mean by this?

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because its friday?

My aunt had it and it fucked up her peripheral vision everyone else I know said it was amazing and insurance covered it

Don’t get LASIK. Just pony up for the expensive treatment.

So parents let their kids skip school on fridays?

she wants your cum

what happened to MY edition??

its 5pm

what happened to you answering my question about Sony headphones?

When you have glasses you don't really get peripheral aside from blurred shit. I wonder how your Aunts was made worse.

What's the other one called?

wearing them outside makes you look autist. only earbuds are ok outside

t. least coaster

One day i watched movie where danes mocked and beat up captured germans after war.

No it doesn’t it looks like you’re from jet grind radio

amazon.com/Bluetooth-Headphones-Novo-Icon-Earphones/dp/B07S96CRS8/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=bluetooth earbuds&qid=1559336101&refinements=p_72:2661618011&rnid=2661617011&s=gateway&sr=8-6

can somebody tell me what the fucking is going on with these reviews? Is it all bots now or are they literal chinese slaves who have no idea what they are saying or doing

get back to work on my shoes, Zhang.

Based
west coast is best coast *dabs*

even tho i hate being around ppl i still like to take walks around the town

Ludacris is a hack desu, uses Dr.Seuss rhyme scheme

oh honey...

that just sounds so ineffectual and pussy considering they surrendered almost immediately to the germans and the germans didn't really interfere much with danish governance

prove it

Oh honey you’re the Hollywood Medium honey oh honey in this town I’m the Hollywood XXL

Lots of milfs at the pool today

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oh honey
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_0mSuUNVRE

better nip that in the butt

stop taking pictures without permission

shut the fuck up, you're not his mom

So is it easier having a gf at school

*her

Okay I went up to her and asked her for permission to post her hiney on a Bangladeshi Shital Pati message board

not if you are me

No right to privacy in a public space bud

Got scouted when the ol' power level was out but played it off

want to take creepshots too
maybe i will today

Pro Tip to avoid getting JUSTed:

Have so many children that it would be completely untenable to continue without both parents

better idea: murder pact if either of you asks for a divorce

I’m actually terrified of being caught. Fortunately they’re all more concerned with their phones

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Can I get a YEE YEE BROTHER

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thoughts???
youtu.be/VjEqoltgSQE

and?

me as the tree

She was fine with it

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I’ve brought this up before, but after a little reflection I’m not sure it’s a great idea. Telling your wife that you’d do that in the event of divorce would be a good incentive to not do it, but it’s also a good incentive for her to not tell you her intentions and kill you in your sleep. The only mechanism to mitigate that, that I can think of, would be to make clear that you have a group of Serious friends who would respond in kind if she ever tried to pull something like that (dead hand)

kys normalfag

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Her body is terrible. Come to her and say it.

t. spams tinder screenshots

Stop Tinderposting

She looks Eastern European desu

umm sweatie i'm not a normalfag

why is she so perfect?

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what are you fucking gay lol

you haven't swiped right at me. Why?

horrid taste, dogfuckers get the rope

My brother still makes fun of me for playing Animal Crossing

your anthem was some justin bieber song

*/cum/s in u*

>horrid taste, dogfuckers get the rope

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this is my anthem :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI

t. fucks dogs

This is my anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E

Bad Tinder Bio Idea:

Cum fast
Eat ass

Finished playing an average visual novel edition. What a waste of time.

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Is there a more obvious industry plant?

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My tinder bio:
Just checking things out

i must increase my bust tbqh

LOL

Literally the bargain bin sky ferreira

gonna do it brahs gonna take the powder

Tinder is a botnet

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good grief...

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For me, my tinder bio is a song known for destroying speakers LOL

hope it's anthrax

me 2 lmao!!!

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*anthem

1-3 taco bell
4-6 7-11
7-9 something else
0 teriyaki

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my tinder bio:

Love:
Long walks on the beach
wine
Travelling
Sarcasm
Nerds

Hate:
Idiots
Ignorance
Not having nerdy hobbies

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Cringe

She turns 18 this year.

I would Prefer Not To Say my actual Tinder bio and anthem on the off-chance that one of my MANY matches is a /cum/poster and I get doxed :^)

Rest assured they’re both VERY good