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hope you're fucking happy

why are brits so gay and boring?

Good good

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stop using the google botnet browser

The Nazis were cosmopolitan progressives when it came to "liberal sex attitudes"-- their high command had orgies. The Bolsheviks considered sexual promiscuity to be a fascist bourgeois perversion. The Nazis had "Joy Division" brothels-- Bolsheviks sent prostitutes to NKVD camps.
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What the hell

QUICK

SOMEONE POST IT

youtube.com/watch?v=JMOA5K7Vm60

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to msart for theatrics

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WAIT WHAT
POST WHAT
QUICKLY WHAT IS IT

don't care about sex, just want a gf to fulfill my fetishes again

youtu.be/nhsvSKGnUcw
love bones

I'm late to this one but "the systematic destruction of the rural american economy was actually punishment for people being racist" is a hell of a take

The only high commanding Nazi officer guilty of that was Goring

IT

POST IT

It's true though.
Good riddance. Fuck redneck f*rmer scum.

lads......

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This thread is for the discussion of British culture.

Aw lovely, simply lovely

think i'm a misogynist

Couldn't be bothered to read past the first sentence.

To the user curious about guns
Right, whilst its fresh in my mind.
Implying you only want to shoot clays, before you even apply for a Shotgun certificate, call up the club and ask if it would be possible to come down and book a session and if possible have a 1 on 1 shooting session to get a feel for the firearms you're going to be using.

Now if you're happy with how shooting feels and etc etc, then you start to prepare for a Section 2 "Shotgun License" a Shotgun license allows you to purchase Section 2 Firearms which are
Shotguns with a maximum capacity of 2+1 shells (24” BL and 40” OAL)
Smooth Bore Muskets
Small Cannons
All of which must have a minimum Barrel length of 24 inches and an overall minimum length of 40"

Before you apply make sure you have...
1 Referee you've known for two years
A (relatively) clean criminal record
A mental Health Check.
A Firearms Safe
A Passport Picture of You

And a spare £79 last time I checked

If you were to apply for a Section 1 "Firearms License/Certificate" you'd need a good reason to own the Firearms, Section 2 has no provision for a good reason just that you pass the other checks, under Section 2 you can also buy as many Firearms as you can store, rather than having to justify each firearm you wish to purchase as you do with Section 1.

Anyway with Section 2, once you have everything on the checklist checked off, you will have an FEO interview which will include questions on firearm safety & security and a confirmation of where you want to shoot and why. After that depending on you live it will take a week to three months for your SGC to come through the post and now you can buy section 2 firearms

Anyway I've linked full guides below:
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC (old but more Jow Forums friendly and tongue and cheek)
reddit.com/r/FirearmsUK/wiki/index (newer but more normie friendly)

201 Application form
tiny url com/obcu56s

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Is there any industrialized country where the "rural economy" hasn't been damaged or destroyed?

AAAAAH WHAT IS ‘IT’

bruno trying to get some pussy lmao

>nigger shooter
lol

honestly even the single twat that once cared is not going to read this
jesus christ
just stop

And I thought this was gang gang

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Up the Townsville lads

don't think such seismic shifts are the fault or malicious doing of anyone really. society and technology just keeps moving forward and inevitably some sections will get left behind

most agriculture in developed nations is practically on life-support as it is and is being propped up by massive govt subsidies

japan has population exodus from the rural areas but economically it's defended its agricultural sector when in a truly free market they'd be dependent on food imports

I read it m8

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Why do you seethe that people like guns?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This?

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Leave this general my friend, it's no longer safe fot you here

The aussie cries out knowing he was born too late to drunkenly shoot beer cans in the garden with his mates.

i couldn't give two fucks what you like
it's embarrassing how much effort you put in when every one in the thread just hid it instantly

AAAA
Oh

There isn't a single valid argument against anarcho-capitalism.

Lmao you literally got angry at someone for being nice and putting in effort when posting.
The state of you lad

left my top shagger card at home m8 any chance i could just go through

lmaoing @ ur life

watching the full youtube œuvre of a yorkshire bt technician who champions a neo-galilean physical model based on the theories of roger joseph boscovich

Japanese vtuber singing anime songs vid is over

twitter.com/WelsWG/status/1134609877542875136

>Reply honestly and thoughtfully to someone
>Some aggressive autist blows a gasket and poos his pants at you

Every time.

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There isn’t a single valid argument against national socialism

Whoa crazy stuff
*remembers that negro who shot his co-workers live on TV*

Europa Universalis IV

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whyppo be actin out when dey economically displaced [laughing emoji][laughing emoji][laughing emoji][laughing emoji]

There isn't a single valid argument

this seems like a very poor attempt to just remind people dl hughley existed
referencing the origins of 'going postal' would have been better

takes a black far less than losing their job to do something heinous like kill a child or an old person, which they do daily

Also the Navy Yard shooter, Long Island Rail Road shooter, Hartford Distributors shooter...

most ideologies are somewhat palatable until they start advocating genocide, tyranny and invasion

>americans remembering all these shooters off the top of their heads

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only way i can get regular sex is by shagging 35+ year olds, grim or based?

I was 10 ft deep into a k-hole, and Gove pulled me out.

Occasional reminder that the Las Vegas shooting was completely memory holed and we're still none the wiser as to the motives or thoughts of America's deadliest mass murderer nearly two years on.

Also for the Record for anyone else that's curious this is what's currently legal to people in the UK.
Preface
Unless a Calibre Restriction is Specifically Mentioned within the list such as e.g.
>Long Barrelled Pistols (.22 Short, .22LR, .22 Magnum)
That Firearm Does Not have a calibre restriction.

Section 1 - Firearm Certificates (England, Scotland, Wales)
Bolt Action Rifles
FAC Airguns
Lever Action Rifles
Lever Release Rifles (Illegal to Purchase but not to hold)
Long Barrelled Pistols (.22 Short, .22LR, .22 Magnum)
Long Barrelled Revolvers
Manually Actuated Release System (M.A.R.S Rifles/Semi-Semi Automatic Rifles) (Illegal to Purchase but not to hold)
Muzzle Loaded Handguns (Requires Explosives Certificate if using Black Powder)
Semi-Automatic Rifles (.22 Short, .22LR, .22 Magnum)
Straight Pull Rifles
Shotguns with over 2+1 Capacity/Detachable Magazines*
Semi Automatic and Pump Action Shotguns require no less than 24” BL & 40” OAL
Any Other Type of Legal Action Shotgun (e.g. Lever Action) Require no less than 12” BL and 24” OAL

Section 1 - Firearm Certificates (Northern Ireland and Crown Dependencies)
All of the Above
Airguns Over 1 ft/lb of energy must be on your FAC (Jersey)
Short Barrelled Firearms (Pistols and Short Barrelled Rifles No longer than 12" BL and 24" OAL)
Semi-automatic Rifles over 22 cartridges (Jersey Only)

Section 2 - Shotgun Certificates
Shotguns with a maximum capacity of 2+1 (24” BL and 40” OAL)
Smooth Bore Muskets
Small Cannons

Section 7 Heritage Pistols (England, Scotland and Wales)
Section 7.1
Heritage Pistols to be held at home as part of a collection, without ammunition, and allows them to be exhibited
Section 7.3
For Shooting Heritage Pistols at Designated Sites
hbsa-uk.org/HBSA-what-we-do/heritage-pistol-section-7-1-7-3/heritage-pistol-sites

Under Section 58 (2) (No License required)
Antique/Obsolete Calibre Weapons

DC snipers, Christopher Dorner, that virgin freak at the college in Oregon

most are forgotten within a week, tops

only exception I can think of is the Parkland shooting, and that was only because the high schoolers who survived became gun control advocates

someone has to shag milfs innit.

You're now remembering the Mosque shooting

youtu.be/TvAdmkaubQs
massive choon

>that virgin freak at the college in Oregon
Was that the "some of you guys are cool, don't go to school tomorrow" guy?

stop reddit spacing

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Columbine, Newtown, VA Tech, Vegas and Eliot Rodger were also more or less memorable. Of course Breivik and that guy in NZ as well if we are thinking internationally

Post obscure massacres

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

Yeah he was some disgusting mulatto freak

and then
Virginia Tech (asian)
Elliot Rodger (hapa)
UCC Oregon (mixed black/white)
Fort Hood (paki)
San Bernardino (pakis)
Binghampton (asian)
Orlando (paki)

yet the racist myth of white mass shootings lives on

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Nickel_Mines_School_shooting

stole a /brit/ gimmick and call every yank base invested country cody whenever I see their flag praising america or our military

Dad was Brit, just like Elliott... best to keep such things a secret however.

love eating sweeties and sugary drinks

two birds fighting over who gets to be more vile

>Oh, I've never heard about anything happening in Bath- ah yes the American one

>Binghampton (asian)
Forgot about that one
>I am Jiverly Wong Shooting the people.
The first I want to say sorry I know a little English. I hope you understand all of this. Of course you need to know why I shooting? Because undercover cop gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years

get your own life

what a lunatic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre

doc says i gotta stop eating chocolate chip cookies and candy bars

The fuck is this lad saying

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Schizophrenia and Chinglish are a bad combination

schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/wong_suicide_note_1.1.pdf

The hapa menace strikes again

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>While many fans believe Stephen Dillane gave a terrific performance as Stannis Baratheon on Game of Thrones, the actor has expressed some doubt.

>During a recent interview, Dillane spoke candidly about not investing in the fantasy story. As a result, the actor failed to understand some scenes, relying on Liam Cunningham — who plays Ser Davos Seaworth — to explain what was going on.

>“I’ve flicked [the show] on [since leaving] to see if I could figure out what was going on, but I couldn’t,” he reportedly said.

the sugarfree sweets in aldi are actually really nice but they're literally just sweet-flavoured laxatives. it even says so on the bags

>you're a nogunz state thanks to this guy
haha