Markets been tough, first ones on me

I'll get that bottle of JUST over there

Strongest single malt you have

milk truck has arrived, fren. enjoy.

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easy there user.

got you my guy, dont you go fuckin shit up in here tho, ya hear

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ahhhh, if for a few minutes I can just forget about my failures in crypto and suckle those elegant mammary glands

cheers brother

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Yum salty armenian tiddies.

whats her name

keeping it simple eh, here you are lad

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I was having a shitty day, but now it's 100% better because of memesters like you. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

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no roasties allowed, get out

I want your strongest meme. This is Jow Forums, the current most powerful board on Jow Forums, so I know you've got some really powerful memes.

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2 liters of milk with off brand chocolate protein powder and a fork to poke at the chunky floaty bits with
okay this is a good meme

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we got colt 45, enjoy "gangsta"

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when she'd leave you user? no worries champ you'll find someone new

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Ehhh, I'm past caring, already down a couple grand. I'll have a Guiness.

ty

cheers user

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lets start you slow. this one comes with a special topping, if you know what im saying. how are those gains coming along user?

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you'll make it back user. life carries many opportunities.

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I could go for a scotch on the rocks about now.

Thank yuo bro. Here is what I am drinking now. Big mug, lots of cheap protein. Scrumptious.
>how are those gains coming along user?
OK I got mogged by 2 of my friends so I started eating 5000+ calories a day and overdosing on costco protein drinks. The drinks say to only have one a day, well I have 6. Now I am becoming bigger and more powerful than even them. Everyone on Jow Forums told me I would die of organ failure but I am fine after roughly a month.

Basically I have gained 45 lbs in just over a month.

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with silver laptop

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blank canvas

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Double dose of JUST please bartender

I'll take some cold water.
I had my first market stress dream and I'm getting worried things won't go up any higher.

Cyanide.

your dick, my mouth