/cum/ + friends

a

you sound hot

Not sure if this guy is an American or gook, but i hate seeing the sk flag and being reminded they exist.
It's almost as bad as if an assraeli flag came through

i own milo yiannopoulos's first book.

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>black people post on this board
ew

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I’ve been posting here longer than you’ve been alive, bud.

I’m a white male and I have about 30 pairs

it's a proxy 100%

I have some potentially embarrassing videos from years ago when I use to talk to this now semi-big youtuber. I'm not going to share them with anybody because shes still pretty cool as far as I can tell through her videos which is rare for people who become successful

I'm the most attractive poster here

>and before you ask, yes, I suck dick.

Urkel is a thousand times better than all the disgusting CHI's who post here.

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ummm sweetie /cum/ is a multiracial general

At least we don't have to see, smell, or hear them.
This is the best place to interact with them.

The shoes

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why is mexico so shit lads? they're all into that soccyball nonsense but they've never even won at it
those tortilla cunts need to work on their hockey game, it's the true NA sport

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very autistic

lol even asian cat asses are flat

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there are things in this picture I can relate to but it isnt those shoes

im the cutest non-tranny poster in all of /cum/
i posted a pic of me with milo on youtube once.
really hope that wasn't archived by anyone important.

Made a tinder account and I’ve gotten 17 matches
Is this the power of the Chinese male?

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nigga WHAT ARE THOSE

>Rancid ass carpet, stuff on the floor, no bed frame just to stacked mattresses

Lol crikes

>im the cutest non-tranny poster in all of /cum/
wrong you fuck

These thots just want your BBC urkel stay clear of these hoes

lmao

There is only a mess because I stack the clothes in piles on top of the shoe boxes in the closet.

why are girls feet so qt?

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>wrong you fuck
looks like someone has body image issues

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>no bed frame just to stacked mattresses
There is a frame and it is on a box spring.

idk but her face is busted

other niggers would go ape making fun of your hair

The post constipation super-shit has begun

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>lowered my standards
>even the 5/10 kinda qt girls have bfs
WHAT THE FUCK

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not for me

?

2D is the answer

you can't even directly reply because you fear me
I mog you
in appearance
in intellect
in spirit

You’re right
Here’s one of the whores

I fucking hate nigger hair, so I just don’t five a heck about it

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maybe you should date your mom

hard to grow up playing pond hockey when you grow up in the desert LOL

>mog
stop using nigger terms nigger

>not matched yet
Umm

think i just wasted some of the best cheese ive had in years on some cheap $1 burritos

Dude you have to go for fat girls
And if that doesn’t work go for fat nigger girls

>ya my hair is black ;) a wannabe goth gf
>wanna learn a Casey Frey dance
What a vacuous bitch.

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wow I hate this bitch already

cringe
be quiet

b r u h
no chinkborn nig would have japanese runes on his profile

>cringe
>be quiet

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She’s based
Not Urkel btw

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What is wrong with you guys
Do you just hate 99% of women?

tranny?

need a movie to watch while i do this tuff dick then sleep
suggestions?

We matched, but she wasn’t an asian girl so I didnt give a shit
Just asked a friend what I should say to her

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>Do you just hate 99% of women?
Yes.

No

chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-met-illinois-recreational-marijuana-legislation-20190531-story.html

you damn well know she's heterosexual lmao. metro ass bitch

Who's in the one percent?

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shes taller than me
not for me
but she sounds based

Gonna go clean my room now. It being a mess bothers me.

the master

Why are you manlets so insecure?

Kristina Pimenova, your mom, Lauren Rose, etc

Post a before and after picture

ummm 5'8 isn't "manlet"

Not quite, but with lifts you can become one.

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man this stuff is not good for your memory

I already put the piles of clothes away. I can take a "now" picture.

baby wants to FUCK

Yeah do that

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I am a 168cm male and proud

I want to permanently fry my memory. Is that stuff a good choice?

haha

>being so short that you measure yourself in cm

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6'3 gang out here (aka perfect height gang)

that's the cutest thing ever

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nigga what

I’m 6’0
I barely made it

ketamine and benzos seems to be a good combo
maybe mix some meth in there just for kicks

×xX

inspirational
brave
excellence

The room.

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that's pretty damn tall. bet I could whoop your ass though.

Nigga do you seriously iron your clothes?

do you live with your parents