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Based edition

My sleep schedule is whack. I've been up 24 hours now, and I already know I'll be up for at least another 10.

Yes how did this happen

how about you just smoke weed like a normal person

dON'T IT FEEL GOOD TO DRIVE A BUS?
pEOPLE NEED TO GET PICKED UP
pRIDE YOUR UNIFORM AND STUNT
yOU DO WHAT MY PEOPLE WOULD GRUNT

watched this
imdb.com/title/tt0839980/

just brushed the teeth, tastes extra minty (because im stoned)

night /cum/sies

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nn

all jobs drug trust weed even though its legal
take it up with justin

have a good sleepy

The most superior of the superior

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why is mexico so lovable? the history, culture, people. how can you not be a mexiboo?

>Mejico
>Cucknada
>superior the the United States of North America
yikes

>sacrificing hundreds of thousands of people every year
>lovable

*drug test
not to say to tehy don't do the 'zo either but i can taper off usually. not fun but whtaevea

check em

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They don't like our people...just wish we could be friends

based ettore

based

we do that currently

Regular sacrifices would solve big city overpopulation and would increase wages for those living in high density area
On top of that it you could use the bodies for fertalizer and boost the agriculture industry

getting fucked in the ass isn't that bad once he gets past the opening hole. once he's inside you it feels great but the hardest part is him shoving it in

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How many images is good for a dating profile? Like three? Is it worth it to just add random images of me doing shit in public? I feel like I should just add a pic I took myself, then a couple more random images.

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JK Rowling reveals everyone who read Harry Potter as a child is gay

i like men but i don't like gay anal
doubt theres any gay who would be ok with a non anal relationship

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I know what she can get

I want to hug it

I deleted my tinder because I am ugly and was only getting fatties

what did jk "killin' schlomo in slo-mo" rowling mean by this?

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I deleted my tinder because none of my conversations went past
>what's up
>nm u
>just hanging out
>same

youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY

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Just tell them you want to take them out to dinner then fuck them.

Did you ever say something more than "Just hanging out"?

The Chad strategy:
>DTF?
And unmatch if she doesn't reply

w-what do I put down

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Playing siege with a pretty good team. I don't have a mic, but I am contributing.

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"Really quiet, a little scary tbqh
The type you expect to become a serial killer."

You should have a series of images of yourself, maybe five as a benchmark, which show you in a few contexts
>shows what you really look like instead of the flukes of one or two camera angles
>allows you to flex in whatever way is appropriate to you

don't like been called "shitskin" tbqh
kohlchan.net/int/res/3353482.html

sick cunt

Well Canadanon is very introverted, he likes to use his computer a lot, he's a little on the heavy side, he's certainly very strange to hang around with. I wouldn't call him weird, but sometimes he does weird things out of nowhere.

He was a nice enough neighbor. Mostly kept to himself. I can't believe he actually did it.

I'm putting this in word for word
I ended up using two because I don't have many images of myself

I wouldn't want to be called names either.

Very tragic, he was truly an hero. He will be missed.

bitch niggas

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FUCK TRUDEAU

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based

he's cute doe

maybe if i manage to graduate mother might buy me a computer

I think I’m going to ask out this brown girl at work... she’s taller than me tho haha

Reminder that Scheer is Jewish

all the girls being recommended to me on this site are so out my league
also like 90% of the suggestions are bishits

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a laptop is literally like $250 just get a job

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Are you on OKCupid? That shit is trash and populated mostly by losers and freaks

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I know, I'm super bored
Also I found this
>gay
>looking for men
HAHAHAHA

fuck this I'm playing video games instead

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gonna do 5 days no fap starting Sunday

saw godzilla tonight. what trash

i've been doing that for months now. antidepressants kill all my boners

shoulda watched john wick

john wick was awful

cant wait to see godzilla

imagine the smell...

YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
YOU SET MY SOUL ON FIRE
YOU ARE THE SLAM PIG I DESIRE

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>Gay, Woman
>Looking for men
What did he mean by this?

imagine the smelle

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I just started my nofap. I won't fap until next year on my birthday.

Happy Birthday

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run slam pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

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What is a white lady pill? Xanax?

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

valium (og zanny)

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I once took 3 tabs of acid. I felt like I was in another world.

lol what

*farts in bed*

...

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How does one get into Classical music?

Don't, get into the superior genre, Altaic Throat Singing
youtu.be/j1wNYBdt3E4
youtu.be/Z0Nk41U_Dds
youtu.be/pBA_5mD0bnw
youtu.be/GHBIhLIYJO4

watch amadeus, then pick a piece you like and branch out from there

youtube.com/watch?v=2oFjk0HynY4

I am raping people in siege right now. On a like 7 game win streak.

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