>be american
>hear someone got fired at work
>wear body armour to work next day just in case
Be american
>armour
lol gay
>body armor makes me bullet proof, like in the movies
even a light vest with no plate can stop handgun rounds
>handgun
He was fired, not lightly disciplined
In Europe handguns are hard to get, so if you are shot it is with a rifle.
And in the US handguns are only used in favela or inner city fights, for work or school shootings you use your scary, tacticool assault rifle fifteen.
Stop talking out of your ass
thetrace.org
>wearing body armor
>not intentionally getting shot so that you can get workman's comp and paid leave
>missing the joke
It's like watching something from an alternative universe
>wearing body armor
>not bringing your own gun to work the next day
If you link an article about the study instead of the study I will assume you did not read it and cannot argue about whether it is suitable to support that claim.
>hear a bump in the night
>instinctively put on body armour and grab the semi-automatic rifle next to the bed
What the fuck.
>all that terrorist situation/doomsday bullshit
Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with gun-Americans? Talk about having a hero complex.
Thank Science I live on 4th floor of commieblock and every bump in the night is probably some drunkard neighbor went to stairwell.
>be Australian
>hear bump in the night
>ah they probably just want my TV, pin number and wife
>go back to sleep
Not bothering to go that far for just to get another sassy response from someone on the internet
Also, you have the burden of proof, since you made the original claim. Just a heads up
This is a yank tier post. Pure ignorance and cringe.
Going to uni with body armour just because I can
why would you get so triggered unless it was true
Can you hear your neighbours through the wall and ceiling?