/CANZUK/ Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK

> Tfw no Canadian gf

Where abouts in the Midwest?

Do try not to take life so seriously Klaus. It's only banter.

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Based

Yeah.
Fuck you.

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indiana

good morning leafs nation

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I think they would make a fine couple

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How are you guys looking forward to your blooming relationship with china?

Pretty good in fact. We Australians envision a much brighter future with China than the declining western democratic shitholes

Chinese market socialism is the word of the future
>systematic, efficient administration
>strong government; only the best are elected in the party
>long year terms allowing for strategic decisions to be made for the country
>the government owns nearly every corporation in the country or has the power to seize them
>land of the free; you can do anything on paper in the country as long as it does not cause a social uproar
>rapidly developing economy; millions break out of poverty every month and in 20 years the entire country will be twice as developed as any western shithole could ever hope to be
>rapid economy thanks to the great success of state capitalism; the state will always make more informed decisions on bettering the country as opposed to crooks who's only interest is making the most money
>every single person who is a subhuman criminal will get killed

the future only looks bright

the question is who will embrace it

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DER ERSTE WELTKRIEG The First World War HUNDERTTAGEOFFENSIVE The Hundred Days Offensive SKAGERRAKSCLACHT Battle of Jutland FRIEDENSVERTAG VON VERSAILLES Treaty of Versailles ZWEITER WELTKRIEG The Second World War LUFTANGRIFFE AUF DRESDEN Bombing of Dresden

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Did you ask that question so you could answer it yourself?

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You could literally drive to Toronto?

Holy shit, China is fucking cringe, stop right now

fucking based

i am convinced that the toronto maple leafs have influenced canadian english to prefer leafs over leaves

it's about eight hours drive from where i live.

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Did not know Newfoundland was a separate country until 1949. Do they see themselves a bit like Quebec?

not really

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no?
we are two separate posters

Holy shit, NZ is fucking cringe, kill yourself

I don't believe you.

can't tell if this is serious or not or just piss take

>I don't believe you.

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we definitely do. we like canada but there's a definite separate identity and even distrust, pretty much everybody here says they're "newfoundlander first, canadian second." there's a decent amount of people that believe the rest of canada is out to get us, although personally i think that's just part of our inferiority complex (that i fucking hate). the reason newfoundlander is so low is because most people would identify with english or irish first, while most of those that said canadian probably don't fully understand what ethnicity means. there's absolutely no way more than half of us see ourselves as canadians first and foremost, especially outside of st. john's. there is a nationalist feeling here but it's nowhere near quebec "let's have a vote and spergout eternally" level

Go Toronto Raptors ;)

>only 1000 chinese
>only 1000 indians
>only 400 jews
I'm fucking moving.

tell me what you think is a piss take and ill clarify

Interesting. No other provinces like that?

fingers crossed it changes right after you move

Ironic bait used for winding up the yanks with.

don't worry we're getting JUSTin'd too

nope

Putin troll army?

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they forgot to include me

Let me speak on his behalf.

Australia posters are filled with immigrants or the children of immigrants (I am one of them), about 50% is non-white or at the very least foreign (Singaporean, Indian, Serbian, Turkish, Iraqi etc). This is a very accurate reflection of the youth demographics in Australia and the ongoing muttification. The government tries to fudge the numbers out of fear but the truth is out there. We own this country.

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What is this general about?

sad

now i feel left out and i have aids

hating on americans

Thought Russia was higher than that to be honest

I am looking forward to seeing how Chinese state media tries to spin their massively dispraportionate losses in the invetable summer war.

i suppose. i don't pay attention to sports, but i'll gladly praise Canadians btfo-ing Californians though

What I love about watching international students post on Jow Forums is seeing how good their written English is and then going back to class and watching them utterly fail to produce anything close to an intelligible sentence for their verbal presentations.

There's a really big problem with plagiarism and cheating going on in some universities here. They pay a lot of money so supposedly the higher ups a turning a blind eye to it.

Fun story about that.
Recently I, personally speaking, had all the whitoids do our """""group""""" assignment with barely any input on my behalf and then forced them to give me the majority of the credit.

It's called hustling nigga

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>he doesn't know
You are in for a very nasty shock at the end of the semester friend.

>implying it's not the end of semester already

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And don't call me friend aight. You're not my fucking friend I don't know you cunt.

I am your friend international student-kun, because your fees are what's paying for my education.
So thank you friend, and don't worry, you'll find out what I was talking about when you get your final marks.

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*tear runs down his cheek*
You're alright user. Wish you all the best in your future endeavors.
Did I say you could reply to me?

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It's not like you had a choice is it.

Don't be rude to nz

Fucking cringe worthy as shit

Could a Canadian please marry me and give me citizenship? We don't have to have gay sex or anything, I just want Canadian citizenship and the inevitable CANZUK empire freedom of movement.

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Marry me, you can have my NZ citizenship and me your US citizenship.

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You're not one of those poor bastards from somewhere like Palmy are ya?

Nah, I'm from the capital.

duck

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Why would you want that? I understand thirdies wanting US citizenship but the only people from a country like NZ that would want to live in America permanently are hardcore gun fetishists.

Opportunities that come about through having a much larger population and economy. Easiest option for most of us is to go to Australia.

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delusional take

Hold up: you want an in for CANZUCK and I want guns, there may be a way we can work together on this

Is this some anti-propaganda for racemixing? Jeez your "fine" women looks hideous.

Jog on Sven.

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bump

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Sage this shit

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Ducks

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Duck

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duck

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duck

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Absolute unit of a porker

thats a massive duck

pet porker

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almost makes you want one

Tauranga here

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West Coast best coast here.

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Still raining down there? It's finally stopped up here.

What is this place

Kinda hard to tell right now...