Tfw accidentally called my boss "nigga"

>tfw accidentally called my boss "nigga"
>I'm white
>she's black

I haven't been fired yet, but I'm pretty sure it's coming next week, so I've started looking for a new job. How do I explain this in job interviews?

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tell her you hangout on Jow Forums too much.

Did you pronounce 'ger' or 'ga'?

Do you really think they are going to tell other employers you called the boss nigger?

probably a larp but just say your friends are black and you say it to eachother all of the time and it slipped out and apologize if you hurt their feelings

How does 'nigga' even come up in a natural conversation with somebody at work?

Just tell her you grew up in the hood and that’s how you and your freinds talk to each other. Make sure you tell her about how many black freinds you have.

PLEASE elaborate OP lmao

just feign 100% ignorance. Unless she has a recording or evidence, just state 100% that it did not happen.

If you've built up enough reputation, others will probably believe you

say you're actually black, so the nigga word is ok

IVE BEEEN WRONG, IVE BEEN DOWN, TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BOTTOM, THEY STUCK WORDS IN MY HEAD, WHICH IS WHY I SAID NIGGA TO MY BOSS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

based and redpilled

you reap what you sow nigger

Double down, walk in Monday morning like "WHAT UP NIGGAS" and talk about BET all day.

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There is no going back you have to double down. Call her a Nigga again

Apologize, ask "we cool G?", then go for a fist bump. Works every time.

>No, I'm not taking these reports home to finish them over the weekend nigga!

''user you mind finishing this task''

''Nigga, please''

This. It's the only way OP.

heh