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need a Cena Boyle edit of this PRONTO

wine aunts OUT
whiskey mums IN

Absolute banter

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very cheesy thread

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look at her

sue

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not reading this novel
someone parse it for me

>Since 2005, however, the estimated global polar bear population has risen by more than 30% to about 30,000 bears, far and away the highest estimate in more than 50 years. ... New scientific evidence suggests that loss of summer sea ice, regardless of the cause, is not a major risk for polar bear surviva

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not even saying this ironically, imagine the smell

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you got bullied out didn't you
it's OK to admit it

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why do these dogs look like they finna boutta drop the most fire album of 2014?

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You lads are all based
Good on yas

raf looks like the pengaf in this
i think this is to "inspire" personnel as much as recruits liking the clipart font for the thumbnail tho what sort of chin off effort is that lol

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me (front) n the lads

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Thought Tienanmen Square was just that one bloke stopping a tank. Didn't realise they spent the entire day shooting up everyone in sight

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waiting at the hairdresser and the lady seems very chatty today. not really looking forward to it

Yeah was just a wee bit morbid

Owen Jones goes to the centre of the LGBT lesson row | 'Let gay Muslims be gay'

>still no replies
can just tell all of them are waiting for others to confirm attendance so they're not stuck by themselves with me, the boring cunt.

not surprising though

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>hairdresser
lmao virgin gimp

don't know how common this is but the ones at the turkish barber i go to almost never talk to anyone except eachother and it's great

GOAL!
England 0-1 New Zealand

making me feel sorry for you lad, you close to the east midlands? ill genuinely come and watch the footy at a boozer with you if you fancy it

>le it's le caturday le post. let cats
>much very epic lololololol

Sorry, I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the tone.

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Train accident in Japan de lads
Rough week for them

This is sooo cute

>lmao virgin gimp

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sloppy job mossad

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>email someone
>their out of office gives someone else
>email them
>theirs gives two people
>email them both
>they give you the first person's name

fucking hate it

Anyone else just don't like their dad? I "love" and respect him but I prefer when I'm not in the same house as him

the tiananmen square “massacre” is a conspiracy by westoids to taint the glorious ccp

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Initially, army units refused to fire on protestors, so CCP fearing a coup called in their Shanxi barbarian divisions. Unarmed troops were sent in first, then the armed troops fired into troops and protestors, and ran APCS over them. It went on for almost 2 days across the whole city.

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There are radicals who would like to stamp out Christian liberty. But the Valyrian steel that stops the cultural white walker is pluralism buttressed by classical liberalism, not Christian statism. (Analogy makes sense in the piece):

Got into an argument in school with a girl who claimed Tiananmen Square never happened, and claimed I was an idiot for believing Western media. Her parents were from the PRC but she was born and raised in the UK, so pretty mad that she believed the official line.

afraid not

you cant mug me off since you get your hair cut at a hairdressers you bent mong

Prehistoric cats with petrochemical arms.

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only arabs go to the barber here.

>P-please donate to my patreon to save the whales

Need animals to fuck off
Also the environment
Fuck it

it didnt happen

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only women and benders go to hairdressers here and since this is a thread about british culture my point stands, bender

Only a fool would say that.

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It's not strange at all, I dated a girl whose father lost an eye during the Tiananmen, but they raised her to be a massive keen young CCP member. I reckon they just didn't want trouble for their kid. Hard to blame them

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your point would stand if i had a british flag.

"do not be so quick to dish out death and judgement" - harry potter

bus wankers

when im on duty ill be the sole person responsible for the air defence of the entire uk

LOVE shagging with arctic monkeys in the background, knee socks and arabella get a special mention

great tunes to shag to

Mark on a tear up

you?

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reckon we should reinstate the capital punishment

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our thread our rules, dont like it then fuck off homoux

would you compromise the air defence of the entire uk for a skype chat with sue

Want to order Dominos later but I'm worried everyone will be ordering dominos on account of the final

What do you absolute chaps reckon?

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>tfw your hitting shawty from da behind and the stank is makin you both sweat and she sees you wiping your brows
true shaggers kno dis feel

Get a Papa John's mate or something then you cunt

buy a frozen pizza from iceland

absolutely nigger mogged

>Papa John
oh it appears mr gaylord has wondered into our thread

thankful you could jump off that cock you were sitting on to join us mr gaylord

>Papa Johns
overpriced but fantastic
truly S tier pizza

Gonna coin the phrase “post-right.”

Post-right is defined by:

* Irreverence
* Hostility toward performative politics (Trad LARPing, NoFap, etc)
* Artistic and mythic analysis as opposed to political and philosophical
* Metapolitical views emphasizing long-term utility
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* What @MorlockP calls micro optimism (lift weights, eat well) and macro pessimism (the world is fucked)
* Pop culture savvy
* Post-racial with tendency toward race realism minus the moralizing
* Idiosyncratic and contradictory cultural and political tastes
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* Politically heterodox. One might express an affinity for Stalin, while another lionized GLR. No one cares, because none of this matters.
* Hostility toward institutional and established “right-wing” e-celebs
* Tactical and critical support for populist nationalism
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* Sees electoral politics as a game or entertainment

I will continue to elaborate on this as it becomes clearer in my head. Had originally thought of this as “degenerate right” but this was not quite correct and in any event, assumes too much of the trad / unironic wignat frame
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Accounts I would consider “post-right” include my own as well as @PaglianAroma @s_amemem_e @PapistAtaturk @ex_dsa @RodinNeverDies @JUDGE_TK69 @Cernovich @DSADavidDuke @homerchoke

There are others but these are the first to spring to mind. They are all free to reject this label.
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Left Wing Take: Alex Jones is a dangerous conspiracy theorist.
Right Wing Take: Alex Jones is a Zionist shill and gate keeper.
Post-Right Take: Alex Jones is a genius performance artist and the true heir of Andy Kaufman.

Get a decent frozen pizza. It's just cheese on toast anyway no sense paying 20 quid for it

i reckon you should just get some kebab

arli' kerry katona

tanks for mama cozi

No.

how come those nonce hunters never catch female nonces

only seen it done once and even then there was also a man involved

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Mad to think that Kerry Katona was the hot one in that group

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hardly any fit slags posted, yeh saturday /brit/ is full of virgin freaks

female nonces get jobs as teachers so they're much harder to bait in the same way

>muh poetry and artistry
hate these cringeworthy mongs, run any large scale organization and you’ll quickly find out what the functional use of poetry is you air headed gimp

less of a sense of occasion innit

(I don't buy takeaway pizza often, but I unironically think part of the attraction is that its a delivery/takeaway pizza, above and beyond what it tastes like)

impressive

Reading through my old exercise books from high school. Really bizarre feeling, its amazing that I've written thousands of sentences and barely remember what any of it means

sad to think she ain't even 40 yet and she's beyond irrelevant

never ever ever do drugs lads
it makes you ugly and unbearable to be around

lmaooo mark Live

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She doesn't even like sue it's just a meme