Say it with me...
Say it with me
WE ARE WALMART
CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
I'm lovin' it :^)
Here is your change sir
Welcome to KFC, how may I help you?
Welcome to costco, i love you
For me it's
>Hi, what's your surname?
Guess my job.
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
Mortician
DELET THIS
THATS A LOTTA NUTS
Excuse me, I ordered 10 minutes ago, where is my food?
Thank you come again
faggot
Hi, what's your surname?
now that is pathetic
but wait a second...what's this? How much does a janny make?
5 hot pockets a week
Oh no sorry mam' we don't have any apple pies right now but maybe you would like a double chocolate muffin instead?
Paid for by his mom.
Are you my mommy?
user, I've been talking this over with your dad, you have to get a job, you are almost 30 and still living at home.
Just joking, I know you were raised by a single mom lol.
Don't talk about mom that way.
>wow thanks for the opportunity sir
>shakes district managers hand
Sure, I will work overtime and weekends for minimum wage.
barrista
I'm 30 and live at home with mom. Me and my mom are both self-made double digit millionaires.
"Hey how's it going" as I pass the same person for 4th time that day. Saying "hey" everytime we see each other.
I blame boomers for the stay in school or flip burgers meme.
It's Trump.
>actually working with customers
I might have a low earning degrading job that sucks the life out of me, but at least I don't have to smile or talk to cunts.
they get paid absolutely nothing
you dont see reddit moderators and other site admins get paid anything for their services, they do it for free, some like the little bit of extra power they get