/brit/

still howling at the time you went on a massive rage against every british poster

hit me baby one more time, please

mum said she's bringing in a chipper for dinner

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saw an art hoe today, first time seeing one outside of the internet
she was watching a jazz band play in the middle of town, her beta bf holding the umbrella
face full of slap with muted, dull colours, she looked like a pastel drawing
and hair was washed out pink, looked like it had faded but I'm assuming that's what she was going for
and the dumb fringe cut too high as is customary

I apologized, and I mistook one abusive poster for britons in general.

Grew up with britons and miss my best friends from them, sorry I allowed my autistic misinterpretation of context to get to me

youtube.com/watch?v=PHedekI5w4w

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they should put an incel on the 20 cent coin

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Bristol needs a flag, it really bothers me

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Just passing by to say that those tits caught my attention and deserve to be commented on. They're very nice and I'd do stuff to them.

u..urdini is that you akhi

you gonna squeeze one out to her later or what

honestly one of these days I'm just going to shout at a woman for having terrible fashion/makeup sense
art hoes, slags, kardashian-lites
they all need a good yelling at

one of these days you gonna have sex yeah?

watching captain marvel lads

youtu.be/c2GFGsFdURU

don't look back in anger

lol you freaks let women enjoy themselves? if they enjoy make up so what its none of your business plus you masturbate to asian cartoons so i think you should take a look at your self before judging women on their make up?

i know we forgive you but it was still funny lad

bristol should not be a county

Bristol isn't a county m8

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_of_England_Combined_Authority

Incel is an incorrect word, you can't be involuntary celibate, you are celibate because you don't do anything to solve the problem and this is voluntary
If you use it unironically, then finishing in a hole with a bullet in the neck would be an enhencement of humankind

actually I have a gf, that's how I know all about makeup and fashion, and why most girls today are basic bitches

I apologize nonetheless

yes it is

What phone is that?

whatever bro just put him on the 20 cent coin

what about if you’re a double amputee burn victim, is that still voluntary celibacy

She look like she can squirt beer from her tits

based, how have you been lad?

*simpsons reference*

GIWTWM

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Vowed never to do it again

Here you are lad

vocaroo.com/i/s1gMr08YxtSr

alright, how about you brother, hopefully you're not an autistic socially paralyzed mess like myself, and are making inroads in life

ebin
>look at me I'm gay
post dude

formerly chucks

Scotland calls counties "shires" which is a lot more cosy

youtube.com/watch?v=s6Q_FjIPqFQ

like lancashire? and yorkshire?

I'm a real billy no-mates

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WONDERWALL

hello william

>being scottish
so close, yet so far

doing decent mate, i am of course an autistic socially paralyzed mess but a bit less of an autistic socially paralyzed mess i once was

reckon you should bully some americans for old time sake, therapy init

actually rate this version ngl

Best of luck and good wishes on all future endeavours. Honestly don't want to antagonize people here but why not.

hope this lazy guitar faggot does my request.. I've only asked him nicely for the millionth time

Don't look back in anger

As in the actual name of the subdivision is shire rather than county. i.e. Ross County is one of the shires of Scotland while Yorkshire is one of the counties of England.

Owen Jones a known homosexual is calling for Corbyn to resign and have him replaced with the jew ed miliband

dont care

if you bully yanks then your reputation will improve amongst britons

Toccata and fugue in D minor

What's it like to stick your penis in a woman lads?

Back home in derry

just found tagthesponsor.com/

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it's more about the lead up to it and the actual act lad
>smell her stank
>taste her stank
>smack her junk
>squeeze her junk
having your way with her
etc

bag of sand

Cool out
Dublin weather

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lead for "No" to Scottish independence reduced to 1% while SNP polls at 41% (and would win every seat in Scotland under FPTP except Orkney and Shetland if a general election were held today)

than
not
>and

>21 Again
>Five daughters send their mums undercover as 21-year-olds. From dating to working to activism, the mums will be immersed in their world. Can the mums pull off being 21 Again?

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I did a poo today ooh boy!

prolefeed

decided to go to the 2nd hand shop. was worth it, got nice books. now I can relax and finally eat my sandwich. it's ridiculously hot outside, about 30 degrees in Paris with no air!

urdini is to be held in highest regards by brits at all times, hes the original btfoer of yanks

lovely warm saturday evening lads

perfect for socialising and having fun

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Recall both of youse asking for these before, and I'm afraid there's simply no chords online for them. Try something a little less obscure and/or a bit more friendly to the acoustic

Fuck's sake just sung my heart out this one and the recording failed, internet is being a cunt. Give me a couple of minutes and I'll try again

I SAID MAYYYYBEEEEEEHHHHHHH

South Yorks represent.

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>got the guitar out, any song requests?
>no not that
>no not that either

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lazy ass faggot

Wish I could play the guitar

youtube.com/watch?v=DlcDw7a8lzU

tune

got me cock out any requests?

I bet someone in this thread lives nearby, you should meet up and play DnD

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soooooooo i can wait

>local maccas still unavailable
Thankfully I'm nocturnal so will just wait it out. Normies will be asleep by 3am and then the tendies will be mine.

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shan't be doing that, no

listening to kasabian and drinking a tango
going to take some rubbish up the skip in a bit
then going to get a takeaway and watch the big game with dad
might try and finish off gta 5 after that

knowing /brit/ he was probably hoping for someone to suggest a gay indie band instead sing along choons

anyway ill see you virgins tomorrow im off to drink beers snort gear and hopefully bring a slag home

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used to be really clever and intellectual and read books and that but now i just work and play computer games and sleep haha can barely string a sentence together these days lol

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I’m exactly what the Jews envisioned

had a little siesta. reckon we should make it a thing.

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