Brazil bros. Answer some questions from a Nord

What's the situation in Brazil? Brazil is a big country and just like it's different in South Dakota compared with New York, or Malmö compared with Kiruna, there must be some underlying thoughts about the general state of Brazil.

Is it safe to be in Sao Paulo or Brasilia as a white man or do you get robbed/attacked often?

What is the situation for German-Brazilians? Do they enjoy it in Brazil? Do they still speak German? Do some leave Brazil for Europe?

What is things that we might know of Brazil that you can share?

Here in Scandinavia it is very popular to be in nature ie taking walks or camping. Is that something that you do or is it too risky to be out in nature by yourself in case that you meet the favela bois?

Can you own guns and if so what kind of guns?

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>Brazil bros. Answer some questions from a Nord

no
fuck you
fuck your people
and serious, never more talk about my country, your albino monkey

fuck off

based

rude

>fuck you

Not very kind favela frankie.

basé

Most of the country is shit criminalistic-wise, but has nice food and culture.
Come to countryside Santa Catarina, we have low crime, good german and italian food and dances and are not black, so its more pleasing to the eye.

The german brazilians in here (santa catarina) still speak german (though its not many), its even taught in public schools here (in SC), yes some leave for europe too.
We are a really diverse country mein amigo, don't see brazil as a mexico or guatemala
Things are different depending on where you go.
Here you can walk and camp and shit (where I live), you might get robbed but that's quite rare. On rio de Janeiro, it's full of niggers so as always never let your guard down.
Legally we can own like 5 now, bolsonaro just changed the laws google it up it will probably come pretty neat for you

Any more questions feel free to ask. Currently i'm drinking a Chimarrão, or more widely-know in the americas, Yerba Mate.
Also learning german in duolingo after I quit french for being too annoying.

Issos, mostra pra elis quem é q manda…

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For how long have you been practising german, my macaco friend?

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fpbp

>What's the situation in Brazil? Brazil is a big country and just like it's different in South Dakota compared with New York, or Malmö compared with Kiruna, there must be some underlying thoughts about the general state of Brazil.

The main internal divisions are shown on the image. North and Northeast are shitty tier; Centro-Oeste is ok; South and Southeast are top tier (excluding Rio, which is shitty).

>Is it safe to be in Sao Paulo or Brasilia as a white man or do you get robbed/attacked often?

Idk about Brasilia. São Paulo (city) is ok if you walk just in decent neighborhoods (btw check this map on HDI: pbs.twimg.com/media/CMzkKFrU8AAjBfB.jpg:large).

>What is things that we might know of Brazil that you can share?

You can live quite well if you're rich.

>Here in Scandinavia it is very popular to be in nature ie taking walks or camping. Is that something that you do or is it too risky to be out in nature by yourself in case that you meet the favela bois?

favela boys in nature? That's a fucking retard question.
"To be in nature" is not uncommon. There's plenty of nature here, from beaches, deserts (or almost that), the Amazon, the Atlantic Forest (I've been to some caves there, it's nice), Fernando de Noronha, Lençóis Maranhenses (check them, very cool) and much, much more.

>Can you own guns and if so what kind of guns?

By the momment you may OWN (but keeping in your house) pistols and some other kinds of "simpler guns"

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I have been practing for unh i don't know 1 month, maybe more? German is easy, it seem hard but its easy actually. Only annoying thing is DIE DAS DER and the endings on pronouns and other shit thats fucking hateful. Specially that accusative (en) ending for Der

Currently I'm doing a full gild run, so i have 22 gilded lessons or about 110 crowns.

>Come to countryside Santa Catarina

Googled and the first that came up was the casa Moellmann. Based German architecture.

How many % would you say would pass as white in Europe that lives in SC?

Do Brazilians have strong connections to Portugal?

Can you own AR-15's?

Since you're the only country in South American who speaks Portuguese - how do you view the Spanish speaking countries?

Any interesting facts about Brazil that you want to share?

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Actually, for the third question, I'd like to say that we're an extremely diverse country (as a sulistabro said, we're not Mexico or some shit like that), and there are places that are REALLY shitty and some which are very good to live.

EUROCORNOS BTFOCADOS

>You can live quite well if you're rich
~This.
user, if you only go on rich areas, you'll never see a negro or worry about getting robed.

Everyone who is not mixed with niggers or indigenous people so I'd say at least 100%. On Florianópolis, (capital) whites are mostly mixed, though this city is like fucking new york, people all over from brazil come to stabilish here, its crazy. The original population mostly came from Açores, but some of them did mix a bit. They were portuguese-looking and had a "fishing" culture.

If you go on small cities and ones like Pomerode or Blumenau, Joinville you can find mostly whites, german or north italian looking people.

>strong connections to Portugal
~not really
Not even history-wise, this country is like America, devoid of race and identity on most part, but whereas the US has no real culture anymore, we are really steaming with it. So, nobody cares if we descend from portuguese or niggers or whatever
Consider that most of the population has low iq anyway and we are just like a cock-sucking third world country that wants to be like America, so...

Can you own? I have no fucking idea. Yes you can but unless you're rich, right now its just so much bureocracy it's just too hard. But like I said, things are changing so, the president may undo the damage the previous commie admnistrations did before.

Idk, spanish is annoying on my opinion, but when it comes to the countries they are in a similar status to ours so there's not much difference. Specially when talking about la mestizaje.

It seems like peanuts come from this country.

South Brazil is basically a less cold Switzerland.

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Only difference is that we are really country-like so don't expect any complexity or anything, you can see the streets are really simple. People live quite simple here.

But they can't speak german anymore? If yes then they shouldn't keep the german architecture it feels wrong to have non-germans with that

We do, but it's less than 10% on the bigger cities. I'm making that up, but i'm pretty sure it's not more than 10%.
It doesn't feel wrong, don't say that, we preserved the culture, remember: we came before 2 world wars mate. We are uncucked. We even supported nazism.
Not me though as i'm north-italian.

If you can't speak german you're not german. Those fags should embrace what they truly are: A bunch of pale macacos and nothing more

>Consider that most of the population has low iq anyway and we are just like a cock-sucking third world country that wants to be like America, so...

But on the other hand you've got some big ass women.

I have two friends who've been to Brazil. One friend said some Brazilians ran after him and shouted "Alleman! Alleman!". He's extremely blonde and blue eyes. When travelling in a car his Brazilian friend told him to lie down in the car so that they wouldn't be robbed because he said that they robbed white people. He thought it was creepy. Another one went to Reciepe or something like that and on the beach young kids went to him and did a gesture with their hands and mouth. He thought, naive as he is, that they wanted to brush his teeth(!) so he said "No thank you". This was very funny because he found out later that the boy wanted to suck him off for money. Insane.

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>If you can't speak german you're not german. Those fags should embrace what they truly are: A bunch of pale macacos and nothing more

Not very based of you to say that, Franz. Blood is the most important thing, not language.

Not really

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okay!

>What's the situation in Brazil? Brazil is a big country and just like it's different in South Dakota compared with New York, or Malmö compared with Kiruna, there must be some underlying thoughts about the general state of Brazil.

yea you're right! nice to see a gringo knowing that much. The situation... is pretty varied across this continental-sized country, but I guess the main thing we all share in common is that corruption is widespread and cultural and that affects our politics and shit. Also, big cities are always infested with muggings, some are better than others, but it seems to be a rule of thumb. It's always contained to bad areas usually, tho some cities are pretty crazy with that. Murder stats are overrated, I know it seems scary, but it ain't like what you imagine. And I'm from Rio, so that says a lot.

In summary: the North of brasil is akin to the old west; the Northeast is feudalistic europe with powerful local dukes and barons by other names, just imagine a modern version of that; the Southeast is a microcosm of the US, an industrialized nation with a huge economy, strong agri sector, a strong banking and services sector, lots of poverty, both inner city and rural. the South is a lot like europe - civilized, developed, but facing serious issues where it integrates with the rest of the country. The southeast has more opportunities and a stronger economy akin to NA, but the south is just... more chill?

>Is it safe to be in Sao Paulo or Brasilia as a white man or do you get robbed/attacked often?
Yea, those are some of the chillest big cities. São Paulo is weird because its our biggest city and it's safe af in comparison to other major capitals like Rio or Porto Alegre.

>What is things that we might know of Brazil that you can share?
Really really nice country to live in if you're upper middle class and above. Like, easily one of the best. This isn't a "lol its nice to live here if u rich" thing by the way, it goes beyond that.

If they lost the connection to the fatherland then they are not german.

Incredibly based

lol wtf that sounds so fucking made up

>the Northeast is feudalistic europe with powerful local dukes and barons by other names, just imagine a modern version of that

is this what southerners believe? colonelism is a meme nowadays

Oh yeah, dude the parts with the non-whites are crazy.
Everybody who is non-iberian looking here or that has blonde hair/blue eyes is simply called Alemão (a-leh-maumn) or Russo (ru-soh). Specially where these phenotypes are rare. Even at white iberic populations, they will call you that. Or polaco (po-lah-ko)

Some women have bundas due to plastic surgery, others it's because of them indian and african genes, they tend to hold more fat on boobs and ass due to heat distribution necessity.

*Recife not reciepe.


I'll tell you my story: I went to Copacabana/ Ipanema beach and when I tell you dude, that I WAS THE FUCKING ONLY WHITE GUY (besides my family) ON THE WHOLE FUCKING KILOMETERS OF BEACH, I AM IN NO WAY FUCKING KIDDING YOU.
ALL THE FAVELADOS GET THE SUBWAY TO GO THE BEACH AT SUNDAY OR SATURDAY
AND I KEEP TELLING MY FAMILY
LETS NOT CAMP HERE GUYS THERE ARE MANY N I G G E R S THERE ARE SOME MORE WHITE PEOPLE FORWARD

guess what
WE GOT FUCKING ROBBED
LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK DUDE.
around niggers never relax
they see somebody different, they know we have got money, we are high value prey to them.
On some other days it was better, there were more tourists and whites, since the faveados are mostly wagecucks they can't come to the beach in the working hours.

proxy fag btfo by Sven

Notice how Santa Catarina is the whitest state and has the highest Human Development Index, despite being a "minor state" and not having the federal government best gibs
Rio grande do sul is also quite white, and is close.

On the countryside it's still a bit like that.
though the poster is exaggerating.

fucking cringe

I actually believe. Brazil is kinda bizarre

They do maintain some of the culture though. I've studied in Florianópolis and got to know a couple Brazilians who had German as mother tongue. Not only that, but a kind of an old accent that is nowhere to be found in Germany nowadays.

>t. disgusting Preto Carvão que robbed me on the beach.

Yes dude, again, because the germans came here in the 19th century, so the high german lingua franca wasn't as gommie as it is today!
UFSC?

>On the countryside it's still a bit like that.

i'm from the countryside

Fuck you and don't come, we don't need E*ro fags here

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Senhor Feudal
preto

Cala boca pardo filho da puta que se acha branco

com ctz ele é pardo lmao

>não desmente ser negro
>me chama de prado
Achei que era só os spics que faziam isso, aparentemente todo non-white faz essa tática.
samefag

nah eu sou esse aqvai estudar namefag, ta passando vergonha

Além de namefag é burro e esquizofrênico

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>Oh yeah, dude the parts with the non-whites are crazy.
>Everybody who is non-iberian looking here or that has blonde hair/blue eyes is simply called Alemão (a-leh-maumn) or Russo (ru-soh). Specially where these phenotypes are rare. Even at white iberic populations, they will call you that. Or polaco (po-lah-ko)

Russiand and Polskis moved to Brazil too? Real Slavic people or jews?

There was a TV-show where a Danish man traveled to Brazil to explore Brazilian culture and you had a name for women who had transformed their body with plastic surgery. Don't remember if the term was "siliconas" or something like that.

>I'll tell you my story: I went to Copacabana/ Ipanema beach and when I tell you dude, that I WAS THE FUCKING ONLY WHITE GUY (besides my family) ON THE WHOLE FUCKING KILOMETERS OF BEACH

Sounds horrible. What's your ethnicity?

A little fun fact is that the world's greatest vert skateborder is Brazilian/Swedish. Bob Burnquist.

There seems to be a few Scandinavians among you too.

"In Curitiba, one of the first Scandinavian of note to arrive was Alfredo Andersen, an artist who arrived towards the end of the 19th century and painted well into the 1930s. The Museu Alfredo Andersen contains much of his work, located in Paraná (state).[4] In addition, Icelandic immigrants settled there in 1863 and again in 1873.

Probably the largest concentration of Swedish immigrants in Brazil is located in the area of Missões in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul, where in the late 1800s 200 Swedish families moved to the city of Guarani das Missões.

Examples of this immigration is the Karlson House (Casa Sueca) in Guarani das Missões, the Svenska Kulturhuset in the district of Linha Jansen (Farroupilha, RS), the Mission of Örebro in Venancio Aires, RS. Swedish cultural groups include the Ovenska Danser ballet of Ijuí, RS and the Ballet Patrícia Johnson of Bento Gonçalves, RS.

In April 2010, the City of Nova Roma, RS celebrated the 120th anniversary of the Swedish immigration to the city. Earlier, in 1991, the city of Ijui, RS celebrated the immigration of the Scandinavians to their city (mainly Swedes) with the opening of a Swedish Cultural Center in the city.

There was also significant immigration of Swedish and Danish citizens to São João da Boa Vista, in the state of São Paulo.[5]

In the 1920s, Danish immigrants in rural parts of Aiuruoca laid the foundation for the modern Brazilian cheese production."

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Alright this thread has fully convinced me that brazillians are insane

>What's the situation in Brazil
leftists trying to get Bolsonaro impeached for "doing nothing" while at the same time blocking everything he is trying to do, dirty politics at its finest
>Sao Paulo or Brasilia as a white man
definitely none, but Brasilia is the most evolved and human between those two
if you really want to live, not die slowly, go to a small city in the midwest (great nature) or a small city in the southest south of the south (more human)
>situation for German-Brazilians
don't know, i live in a small city close to the midwest, so i don't know any "german-brazilian"
>What is things that we might know of Brazil that you can share
live in a small city (midwest or south) = live in a human city
>very popular to be in nature ie taking walks or camping
midwest region is definitely the best for that (tip: visit the pantanal (far-west of the midwest region))
>meet the favela bois
avoid the capitals and avoid Rio de Janeiro and Sao Paulo states completely
>Can you own guns and if so what kind of guns
if you're a farmer you can now own rifles, in a city you can own various kinds of pistols and revolvers

Based. Comment of the year.

Yes, especially pardos because they think they are white

Why? I haven't read the thread yet.

some black posters

???

what we DON'T need is subhumans NIGGERS like you. Do the world a favor and off yourself

You don't have any nature in Sweden, only trees

t. caipira dependente de SP
why so envious?

t. Pardo

Usually hate you chimps, but I’m thinking this is based

"caipira dependente de SP"
*cuts your food supply*
Woops, looks like your entire state is starving now

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if anything you are the pardo who thinks he is black. Pathetic

>You don't have any nature in Sweden, only trees

tfw a mountain monkey appears and your hometown is literally surrounded by trees. If you come here, Norwegian monkey, the forest trolls will fucking rape you.

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Samefag

>Yes, especially pardos because they think they are white

What's a "pardo". Show pic.

amazing detective work. Are you going to call me a brazilian now?

>dumb matogrossenses e goianos cut food supply
>FIESP, USP and UNICAMP unite to create synthetic meat and produce it in industrial scale
>Millions of paulistas get employed
>Dumb caipiras die after months of enormous poverty

we can stop sending our milk to your mouths, let's see how your state lives without that

It's like an American but not fat

Didn't you hear what he said? He said 'fuck Sweden'

Did I trigger you, vaqueirins?

BASED

Then you wake up, starving because there's no food for you

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>but not fat
we are getting there

>samefag acha que tirar fotinho da tela prova ele
kkkkkk
continua não desmentindo ser preto, retardado.

Yes, mostly to Paraná.
Silicone, is well, Silicone. Never heard of your term.

I'm half north-italian, mostly from Veneto, and the rest is mostly portuguese, probably some sephardic jews that settled in Minas Gerais, I might have really small traces of Índio and Nigger dna, but that would be like grand-grand-grand-grand dad or mother.

Interesting. Didn't know about that.
There are americans that immigrated here after the """"civil"""" war, but right now the population doesn't hold the culture anymore.

he's using a proxy, trying to flame us. There's nothing pointing that we are insane, and he provides no proof or context.

based

fuck off why do you guys hate sweden so much
are you jealous?

>retarded infighting

seething spic fuck you and your get

nigger
based

no shit retard
brazilians have such low iq


A mixed person that looks like uma criatura and has mostly brown-light brown skin and some european features, but again, it is a criatura.

pardo means tri-racial. But we use for people that look brown here, since almost all our blacks are tri-racials

>106438107

>Is it safe to be in Sao Paulo or Brasilia as a white man or do you get robbed/attacked often?
Yes, São Paulo is one of the safest city in the country (i said city, now towns). Brasilia is even more safe as long you stay away from the neighborhood of northeastern who build the city.
>What is the situation for German-Brazilians? Do they enjoy it in Brazil? Do they still speak German? Do some leave Brazil for Europe?
We speak a dialect used in west Germany (most immigrants come from there). Most of fold do speak german, but since we where farmers for so long, our vocabulary was quite small, something like 300 words. All new words are actually Portuguese spoken in a German way. Also, very few of us can read or write in german, because the teaching of german was forbidden in 44 when brazil join the war and many books where burned because patriotism.
And yes, many leave Brazil. I meet a shitload of people who travel to Germany in a yearly bases. I know at less some 50 people who have German and Brazilian passport.
>What is things that we might know of Brazil that you can share?
People are super friendly. The whole "get murdered" only happens if you own money to a drug dealer or piss off someone really bad. Getting mugged is a common thing in some cities, but murdered for stuff??? Really rare.
>Is that something that you do or is it too risky to be out in nature by yourself in case that you meet the favela bois?
As the name say, favela boys live in favelas, and favelas only exist in big cities. The country side is super safe (as long you don't piss someone off). I really enjoy getting up in my motorcycle and ride around the country side.
>Can you own guns and if so what kind of guns?

Yes, we can own guns (we always did, but was more difficult to get). Pretty much any common pistol or shotgun is allowed for home defense. The act of carry a gun is still in a grey area, the new president (Bolsonaro) did make a lot of changes in the constitution to allow it.

low iq and shitty response
downvoted.

>A mixed person that looks like uma criatura and has mostly brown-light brown skin and some european features, but again, it is a criatura.

Dios mio. La atrocidad. El Americano.

Unironically, yes.

>pardo means tri-racial. But we use for people that look brown here, since almost all our blacks are tri-racials

What kind of racial terms do you got? What do you call people that are "white-white" ie Aryan?

here it is the precise definition

Cringe

Faggots/Viados

just white. How many true whites we have here is very hard to know precisely. But people with 95%+ european admixture is something like 30%

Less than that

>We speak a dialect used in west Germany (most immigrants come from there). Most of fold do speak german, but since we where farmers for so long, our vocabulary was quite small, something like 300 words. All new words are actually Portuguese spoken in a German way.

Interesting. Just like Texas-German. There are still people today whom speak German in Texas. Do you have any link to youtube where someone speaks German the Brazilian way?

>Faggots/Viados

Viados does that mean "two way"?

Branco

nah, many studies corroborate what I'm saying. Some don't but they generally aren't very trustworthy

"are you white?"
"yes"
whoa great study

Viados = faggots
Actually it means "deer" but it's a sexual slang.

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The Riograndenser Hunsrückisch is the most wide used dialect of german, but there is minorities that speak many others dialects (like the Pommersch)

genetic studies, you imbecile. But even 23andme is not that good still. So we have to wait a little longer to have a precise number of brazilians who are white

>Viados = faggots
>Actually it means "deer" but it's a sexual slang.

Interesting. Obrigado viado!

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You're welcome

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>The Riograndenser Hunsrückisch is the most wide used dialect of german, but there is minorities that speak many others dialects (like the Pommersch)

Very interesting. Thank you.

Well there's me, so 1
then there's bolsonaro, so 2
ehn
do jews count?

Type jogo do bingo on wikipedia.

>there's me

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I don't speak it since i enter school. But my parents are fluent in more than one dialect (if you consider 100 true words as fluent), if you really want, i can ask them to say some phrases.